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FOY edition.

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hi

REALLY looking forward to this

Broccoli is fucking fine as part of a meal, nobody is telling you to eat it on it's own

daddy i think there's a spider on my floor. is it? and will you squish it?

any pancake mans in?

>Nope, 5'11

>""""""""""men"""""""""" under 6'2"

...

any frenchmen in

i mean kids are ugly generally but those kids

they be fugly

>racemixing is go-

>tfw crave intimacy but khhv

I know a shit load of half black kids who hate their black daddies because they're black though .

Got some free chicken wings from the Chinese for spending over £15 and they were they nicest I've ever had desu

Is it too early to have a beer?

bought the wrong sandwich

has some weird ingredients in it

I know one mongrel personally and he has a white dad and a Jamaican mum, he's a complete sperg

I'm cracking open the 'ka

who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

No lad, I was drinking port at 9am lol x

based

WMBF children are always weird/autistic

just shat in some twat's sarnie

michael fassbender

nice to see someone reposting the exact screenshot that i took on my phone

my gf is from ecuador and i'm a little bit worried about if we have kids. love my gfs dark features but definitely don't want my kids to be dark

Honestly wish I wasn't 6ft3 gaining muscle is a pain.

Dev Patel

the whip and yard

>Drinking on a weekday

fuck off alcoholics. must live in such a boring country

Color seems to come more from the mummy

Gave in

Mums chicken won't he ready for hours

Eating a bagel with nutella

why are there so many cucks in this general

Wish I was 5ft9 that's simply prime height

fuck off normie

you are a failure

:(

might have to get a new whiter gf

howling. thats why you dont eat 350 calories worth of peanut butter.

it wont fill you up at all and you'll need to eat later

me on the liddly left

any 'groids in here??

You better be a woman

Why do people still respond to that tranny cunt? Stop it FFS.

stop replying to it

chris tucker

At least it's late in the day

Can't fuck up much more

brits really make think

>Wish I was 5ft9 that's simply prime height
I'm 5'9 and its a tiny height

Practically everyone is taller than me

Think that pakis life is a hilarious disaster desu, wonder how long until he ends it all.

>janny bypassing the cooldown timer

5ft9 is average height the human male is designed to be any taller is inefficient

fuck off Benny Svenny Svensson this is yank general

we need a new gimmick
any ideas?

Might be inefficient but being 5'9 is pathetic. I hate this height

>always had shti facial hair
>father and grandfather both had good beards
>starting using minoxidil on face 1 month ago
>already seeing mad progress

Loving it.

Reminder that I have a blog

poleaboo.wordpress.com

what am i looking at

>when he's 5ft9

should i shave mine?

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i thought you got arrested or something

doing a cry

my llama escaped again, anyone seen him?

hga

just brushed my teeth with Cif

Internet ban isn't part of my bail this time

Court in late march and trial in April

The handshake seals the contract
From the contract there's no turning back
The turning point of a career
In Korea, being insincere
The holiday was fun packed
The contract's still intact

Looks okay, but its kind of sparse.

I wouldn't grow it out until you have more coverage but the stubble looks good

no but an alpaca went through these parts nigh on an hour ago

>meeting with a group who work in my company's London offices
>three of them are black, one is a sikh
>all of them talk in that Jamaican sounding London accent even when they're talking about serious business stuff
>talking about pancake day at the end of the meeting when we're all leaving, all of them say they don't celebrate it and thought it was a Northern thing

>mastic gum arrived
you know what this means, lads?
a strong jaw awaits
i'll see you on the other side, jawlet cucks

could some one please give me a quick rundown on this "poleaboo" individual yes thanks xxx

how do i geta gf

Found it mate but it's a bit weird haha

>>all of them talk in that Jamaican sounding London accent even when they're talking about serious business stuff

Do you work in a call centre?

Freddy adu off to polish second division

...

give me gay sex

feel like I've just been kicked in the bollocks

t. 5'9 king of manlets

Fried or grilled?

Ah yes the deluded manlet who thinks everyone in the UK is 5'8

No a logistics firm, these are all well qualified people with degrees

>deciding if kids are hot or not

nonce twat

Fried, great blend of spices too

I got fucked by the police, my peers, university, employers, coworkers and literally everyone else bi come into contact with

what's that about then? why are you going to court?

>a boy in the bush is worth two in the hand, i think i can help you get through your exams
what did he mean by this

>english people actually call Pancake Tuesday """Pancake day"""

@71733016
it's also your fault that all of this happened to you and you deserve everything you get

>2 weeks off work after tomorrow
>2 FUCKING WEEKS
>Horizon zero dawn coming tomorrow
>gonna get fucked up and play all day

Excited.

>long list of people whose only common denominator is you and have no other connection nor reason to treat you any differently
>but they're definitely the problem

>don't celebrate pancake day

It's Shrove Tuesday you nonce

he blames everything that happened to him over the last couple of years on everyone apart from himself. Textbook denial and delusion.

>mfw americans sleep fully clothed with shoes on

State of """Londoners""".

it's Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day

Highly doubting this is true

were they like that black person from the Apprentice?

Not even sure anymore

Just some emails and Sup Forums posts

It's political correctness gone mad

No one sane would consider my actions criminal