I've waited two months to post this

I've waited two months to post this.

In November, I had a really bad case of the flu. Every time I had a buildup of mucus, I would huck it up and it spit it into an empty bottle. The result is a thick, goopy, bacteria-infested liquid that, since I last posted here, has fermented since the 12th of November.

Okay Sup Forums. Trips decides what I do with it.
I will not consume it.

Eat with cereal. post vid

Throw it away you degenerate

Let it ferment until March 1st then post again

Put it in up ass

It smells like fruity pebbles

Pour it onto a pet

Drink it and make sure to swallow it.

Use it as lubricant to fap and/or stick something up your ass.

Quads override and you drink it

"accidently" pour it onto a random person in public.

Roll

Wash your hair with it

Use it as lube

Pour it on your cat

Boom

WINRAR

Shit in it, seal it up, wait until March 1st

Cheers mate!

Make sure to webm

Fuck

Well that was fast....and incredibly shitty.
Good luck OP

Roll

Walk into the nearest church during a service (take a matchbox)
Open the bottle
Pour half into the holy water basin if they have one
Keep the rest
Walk up to the altar (push priest or bishop out of way if necessary)
Set the bottle down
Drop a lit match or two into it
Leave it there
Take a shit on the floor if you need to go
Leave

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Op is kill

>lolol
stop spamvertising. Nobody cares about that shitty site.

You clearly don't belong here. Not even a newfag would be this faggoty.

Bake it on a sheet pan, in the oven at 350, for 45 minutes.

Why the hell would you respond to a bot?

heres an old pic from when i did the same OP

Bake it at 350 until it crytalizes then grind the contents into a fine powder and snort

>enter vehicle
>remove cap
>at least 35MPH
>lob skyward above unsuspecting target
bonus points for photo immediately after impact
more bonus points for recording / uploading the video for lord kek

trips go.

WIN motherfucking RAR

Sup Forums will require photographic evidence.

It's a bot Dipshit

>inb4 best fucking shampoo nobody ever knew about

And here we are, waiting for OP to wash his hair. I have my doubts.

fucking kek'd

I give it 15 more minutes. No pics by then, it ain't happening.

roll

I trust OP :)
He never betrays me.

Go go go

wear panties and pour it in, then wear for the rest of the day

Is this piss bottle guy or cum bottle guy reborn? Also did PBG or CBG check in this year to report for duty?

I'm not that guy, but how is a bot getting past the captcha? Did somebody actually pay for captcha bypass for a bot? That is fucking insane... especially since nobody is going to trust a site being promoted by spam.

Post it on YouTube nigger

Pour it into sword mold, freeze and stab someone with it

Fry it like eggs and leave it outside for the local flora and fauna

Yes!!! EGGS!!!

give a person you hate a cupcake with this mixed in the batter

waiting...

Surely OP will deliver

trips of truth checked

OP won't do shit thread is dead fucking newfags

cmon man do it, youll be so cool if you do it

What did you do with it?

forgot about it for like 3 months, found it again and almost threw up, then put it in the garbage

Include me in the screen cap nice user

:^)

Win win win!!!

Don't be a faggot Op. Pls deliver.

please OP

Idiots, you killed the OP

Fucking LEGEND

op pls

Ah shit

have 3 sips every 30mins until empty. Post video/pics with time stamp

CHUG CHUG CHUG

drink it fag

OP was always a faggot

Down it fucker

drink

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pour it over your phone

bath in it

JIZZUS IS THAT YOU?
WHERE WERE YYOU ALL THE TIME???>

Do et

inb4 op never replies

Mix with milk drink in one.

it's not jizz, user.

"I washed my hair with fermented mucus, 1t mins later you'll never guess what happened.

Come on op dont be a faggot and deliver
:^)

I smoke a pack of Phillies every day, what you have here son is simply referred to as the "morning goop."
I am not impressed.

Please send a pic of your room. looks like ruins

OP has abandoned thread

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haha it is

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y has op left? What if there never really was an OP? What if we are figments of my imagination? descarte

Pic? OP didn't deliver, but you can

Kill yourself

that's an old pic, so the bottle is gone, but hold on, and i'll take a few

Thank you

Sup niggers?

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Debate this

sup, op abandoned us darkies

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Tidy your fucking place up you nasty fucker

more please!

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