/balt/ + /ausnz/

Nothing is real, not even you edition

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włoski

>tfw no big and strong Australian bf

daily reminder

communism isint real.

especially this guy he is surely not real

kys

Every city outside of Sydney should be nuked t.b.h.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZtoLiD_CE7o

where'd your leaf go?!

*shoot you*
this

Made someone think about matrix huh?

WTF? I like my city dude.

actually I wanted to make this edition for like 20min now, so this is just a coincidence
or I shall say glitch in the matrix itself

www.infowars.com

I'd trade my pussy for a citizenship of some cool country like Estonia or Australia

Je voudrais quelque chose a manger

SUPER MALE VITALITY

ah

Instead of White Eastern Euros, now UK will be only getting Pakis and Indians lmao you sure played us all

your dog fucked AIDS and krokodil deteriorated pussy isnt even worth Tel Aviv

ahh~

i really really like your digits

>t. Mohammed on welfare

if nothing is real then you probably wouldn't mind if I killed you right?

Woah, quite rude. Who teaches you those manners, young man?

ara ara~

uhhhh~

But you killing me isn't real

pinch punch for the first day of the month

mmmm!~

I only have (big) baguettes

have this non-real hatchet mate
*chops you to little pieces*
now you are just big non real pile of meat
rest in nothingness

how can you hurt me if you ain't real? You're just a bunch of role playing bots written by bored 17 yo Latvian boy named Mikoto

mhmhmhnhngmhngng~

France is White, chang.

*moans*

*prays to Oden for snus*

Gonna take the wife's dog out for a walk then be right back for shitposting.

You can't chop me with unreal hatchet.
Non real hatchet can't exist since matter is real

here you go bud

Thank you Estland, greatest ally!

ok let me try
You are whore and nobody cares about you in the entire world.
You are just a trash that even your own father your own blood and one of the closest people in the world threw you away.
You are nothing here and you will always be that way.
If you died nobody would even care.
Toxic waste of nothingness.
Cancer is your middle name.
The world would only benefit if it didn't had you.


how did that felt, did it worked?

Works for me, mon frere.

dead people don't talk
and you are dead

Here borrow our and make the job right

But what is death.
And what lies after death.

thanks
As for appreciation.
I'm gonna kill you the last.

Do you have threesome with that doggy?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

yes

Allegedly.

but is there proof?

STOP WATCHING PORN

Hmm we could place a recorder, but that might count as some one around to hear it. If so, then it's literally impossible to make proof.

It is possible if you check some kind of vibrations in the area maybe

sure, have some then!

Omg you did this, Lithuania. You hurted my lonely whorish feelings. That proves I real.
*hangs herself*
But wait, if I won't read that post -> you won't hurt me -> which means you aren't real ;-;

Do you guys like girls with broad shoulders? Went on a date with a broad-shouldered grill the other day and she's v cute but her shoulders are wider than mine.

you are not real

You went on a date with a girl (male).

no
btw that wasn't a girl that was a trap
you better run mate

ive been bamboozled :(

VILNIUS IS LITHUANIAN

>beta
g-girls don't know this term...

...

>tfw you have strong broad shoulders because of years of swimming

same here
swimmers master race

There once was a place called balt,
The shitposting would never halt,
An American came and told us his name,
As we killed him he cried oy gevalt!

GOAT sport tbqh

but if nothing is real then that statement is also not real which would make everything real

check mate atheists

bredy gud boem

t. lifiueinija indelegdualas

so you like poetry huh, lmao faggot

Knock a nigga lights out, uncle whack-a-nigga.

i like it too sometimes...

Auk miniseelikus, pauk garanteeritud

>but if nothing is real then that statement is also not real which would make everything real
if the statement is not real like everything else it doesn't automatically make it incorrect
there is no logic behind that mate

...

stfu

soon...

...you're gonna get your ass kicked

no

very soon...

...you're gonna get your ass dicked!

hot

that is pretty gay
you are gay

HOT! HOT! HOT!

NOT!

hot and impressive digits

yes indeed

yes indeed you are gay

youtube.com/watch?v=F0vwOvVuQe4

Friendly reminder

no

yes

nah, i don't agree with you

>Maginot line
>goes around it
Haha dude

youtube.com/watch?v=uUScU5cWXWo

I don't agree with your not agreeing to me

B E N I S
E
N
I
S

in your mouth

you don't say!? gay

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My benis is twitching and pulsing.

Thoughts?