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Hello! And welcome to Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
My name is Simon Amstell, and
I'm the best comedy quiz show host of all time

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I want to kiss him

Mark Lamar was better.

RIP panel shows 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

they both, as well as bill bailey, had too much integrity to stay doing the show for long

fucking shit program Tbh

I live down the road from Jupitus and I've spoken with him a few times, top bloke off the screen

Much of Amstell's jokes were about how the show was a sinking ship, which nobody watches. It was lovely, a little twinkle of genuinity that the later seasons with guest hosts too afraid to say anything lacked.

Unlike someone I can think of.

Have there been any Panel show episodes post BRexit?
They tend to be very liberal and I kinda wanna see them make jokes and cry.

the last leg probably did something, fucking insufferable bunch of cunts

Mark Lamarr>Bill Bailey>Simon Amstell>Noel Felding>Sean Hughes>Guest Presenters>>>>>>>Phil Jupitus

channel4.com/programmes/power-monkeys

Haven't actually seen it but I can imagine it's shit. I don't mind Jack Dee though.

Oh yeah they did.
also in the related videos mock the week apparently has done a post brexit episode.
So much crying it is glorious.

best guest?

RIP Bill.
youtube.com/watch?v=i-mNUQG6Gn0

i was on preston's side when he walked off. amstell was just trashing his wife, is he supposed to just sit there and take it? simon was a dick.

He just read his girlfriend's book.

>"THAT'S HIS WIFE!"

>is he supposed to just sit there and take it?
On a comedy show the correct response would probably be a witty comeback.

Walking off is admitting defeat.

He was just reading his wife's book.

The things he said to Jermaine Jackson were far, far more outrageous, man. He looked like he was going to kill Simon.

MUCHO LOVO!

Preston was/is a massive bellend though. He basically cheated on his fiancé live on television, then tried to use the publicity of his new relationship to boost his career. Scummy cunt deserved some aggressive piss taking for that.

>Jermajesty Jackson
>Jaafar Jackson
>Jaimy Jackson
>Jeremy Maldonado Jackson
>Donte Randall Jackson
>Jermaine Jackson, Jr.
>Autumn Jackson
>Dawn Jackson
>Jourdynn Michael Jackson

he had it coming

Am I the only one who found when they did the Identity parade nicknames with Simon they we're painfully unfunny? Compare it with Mark Lamarr

>Mark
youtube.com/watch?v=wf02uZJyMWQ

...

Well, he had a dick and he was there

KINO

its more suited to Marks humour.

I did like Amstell as he made it his own but Mark was just funnier.

I dont even care if that was samefagging, i enjoyed it. Man i miss that era when people like ryan jarman and simon amstell were cool and even the NME almost mattered. Magic times

Simon Amstells a bit shite now.
>I'm gay!
>Death!!

>ywn see the video of that greenroom orgy

>Almost all the Amstell episodes are deleted or blocked from Youtube

yh what the fuck has he been doing the last 5 years?

He was always shite as a comic, he was just funny as fuck when shitting on celebs/his own show

Frankie Boyle was an amazing host

>my teeth look like a vandalised graveyard

>reading NME over MM

kys plebian

What if I told you I have every single episode on my computer and I can make a torrent for you

Please m8. I've been watching them on youtube but the quality is fucking horrendous

M8 i was in my teens, let it go

MATE I'd fucking kiss you

I do agree, and was wondering why he got ousted, found out he was banging like 15year old boys or some shit, rumoured like but that was enough to kill him.

my internet is actually too shit for torrent (1MB/s upload)
So I'll do the next best thing and upload to mega
I have seasons 19,20,21 and 22.
Only missing one or two episodes when he guest hosted I believe.
Link to mega folder as soon as I have at least one episode up.

nice 1

Thank you so much brother. I was having a mild panic attack seeing how every mirror is dead or blocked, can't even find any DVDs of those seasons

mega.nz/#F!EdYByLra!p2v77A5DNFfwyZSvrBAXqA

Those two episodes Frankie Boyle hosted had me in fucking stitches.

I'll never forget, they were playing that round where 5 people are lined up and the panel has to guess which one was a real musician. The musician's name was Robin something, and Boyle introduced them with a funny spin on that name, depending on how they looked. Last guy was this old pedo guy and Boyle said: Robin' his cock up against the schoolbus window

it's on youtube somewhere

>My name is Simon Amstell, and I'm a gay British Jew, everyone pay attention to me being gay and British and Jewish! did I mention I have an extremely fucking irritating voice?

Bookmarked, you're a good man

>can't buy or find these episodes anywhere to buy legally
>they still enforce copyright to make sure nobody 'steals' from them
fuck jews to be quite honest familia

I dont recall him ever saying that

>You're going with A. Let's have a look, at the autocue now to find out.
Pissing myself, I forget how fast this guy is

This is awesome. Thanks. Not sure why but I've really been in the mood for these lately. It's a bummer not being able to find them on youtube or having to watch them split into three parts with the audio out of sync on dailymotion.

Internet points to this guy

doing god's work user

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I went to a recording, one of Lamar's last.

Total cunt, at the end the audience clapped and he shouted "Don't! Stop it! I hate you all!"

He had issues. Total Social Justice Warrior faggot.

it's fun making stuff up isn't it?

>he's still doing it
the absolute madman

Nah mate it's true

He started pointing at the black members of the audience and screaming, "GO HOME YOU NIGGGGGGGUUUURRRRRR".

At this point of the recording, he had to be subdued.

youtube.com/watch?v=fayRZBZONz8
Haven't seen this in a while

M8 I swear blind, it was a christmas special.
It was a great night out, we smoked a joint on the way in to the beeb then wandered past loads of the radio studios, looking in at the microphone people.

I got bored halfway and went out for a fag and The Wurzels were all stood there in smocks.

100 pc true. What is the story with Lamar? He has a good show on the radio I think.

sure it is

The way he ripped into guests was fucking unreal.

When Amstell had the those guys from Blue on, goddamn. That was perfect. Amy Winehouse was great, too. Also the occasional American celebrity who didn't have the slightest clue (Kelly Rowland especially).

>do you put condoms on a man before you have intercourse?
>do you?
>...we just cuddle.

Truth
More like Bill BAEley

so he's actually gay?

Frankie Boyle was actually a really good host, he just doesn't do it often.

But Amstell is my favourite.

>Frankie Boyle
>amazing

You did good user

Bumping just so people can see

I have no idea how he keeps getting work. He's the most consistently unfunny guest on every show he's on.

Only 4 episodes left

Can't thank you enough my man.

And it's done.
All four seasons.

I don't want to complain after all you've done, but did season 22 not contain 12 episodes? Your MEGA seems to be missing one

But he shouts and his randum xD
He's cornered the market in being an unthreatening panel show guest, no wonder he keeps getting work

huh weird
I don't have that episode

Ok so here is why, it's not episode 12 that is missing, it's episode 5 that wasn't aired until 2011.

And I actually found that episode on a private tracker with 1 seed.
So downloading and will upload to that mega if/when I get it.

Fucking hell nice one m8. A lot of these were on youtube a while back but they were taken down

Simon is super cute.
And yes he was the best, I've never seen someone be so good at being mean yet adorable at the same time

This is so spot on

youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo
The question time version is great too

Simon Amstell's standup is god tier

And I no longer have access to that mega acc because I just used a throwaway email to create it.
So here is the missing episode of Season 22:
mega.nz/#!vAwRhSJR!3YJ9mNGi3WfhsU5xnMwXD6VTDYXs0o_KhLjfS22dnP8
And here is the original folder to make it easier for people searching this thread in the future:
mega.nz/#F!EdYByLra!p2v77A5DNFfwyZSvrBAXqA

It's a real pity he doesn't do more

Anyone watch Grandma's House? It was pretty good, but I never watched Season 2.

As an American this show confuses the fuck out of me. What is the goddamn point, what the fuck are they saying, how is any of this funny

>As an American this show confuses the fuck out of me

It does rely on quite a lot of knowhow of 90's+early 00's music and British celebrities.

Was that a Charlie Brooker satire or something?

I'm a burgerfat who watches a lot of panel shows and that was pretty spot on

thank you

That missing episode is great.

>Have you ever cooked a jew?

I already used to watch this but when Amstell took over he brought it to a whole new level for me.