Shota

shota

food edition

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kind of suggestive

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Oh, yeah.

no lewd in this fewd thread

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I can go with that.

good, lewd is bad.

now i'm hungry

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Unfortunately, without lewd, the thread will die.

truly a necessary evil

The last time I tried to dump doujins, I was told off and since then, I've abstained from posting them. What's everyone's opinion on doujins?

like one doujin a thread is nice, anything more is kind of span.

what should i make for breakfast

>tfw no shota to put in chastity for my amusement

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Okay. I'll dump one that was literally just now translated. Like, the translation was literally uploaded within the last 10 minutes, so for probably all of you, it'll be new.

Plus, doujin dumping's a good way to keep the thread bumped.

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Yogurt.
Blueberries.
Granola.
This is the god-tier breakfast combo.
Also, I'd like to say that dark hair is the best, especially with a cute and feminine face/body.

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that's a very recent translation

no i want something disgustingly unhealthy

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Chicken and waffles.

wew this doujin is already full of hilarious things to make into reaction images

do you think i own either of those things

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You treasure chest of fucks.
Make a cock-shaped pancake, then, and slather it in peanut butter, border it with sugary strawberries, and put some whipped cream on the head.

Heh. Buttered toast then.

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>I'm already hard
>I can't believe you're already hard
>But aren't you hard, too
>Oh, boy, I sure am hard
>Have I mentioned how hard I am
>By the way, my great aunt is super hard
>Look at the time, it's hard time
How many times will they say 'hard?'

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i had pancakes the other day

>owning butter
we can't all be rich like you

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OK, I don't fucking care what you eat then, my stomach hurts so bad, please help me...

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because of a lack of food?

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>it tickles
Ticklish boys are cute, but with my stomach ache, I'm currently suffering more than all other life in the universe combined.

Fin! Hope you all enjoyed.

No, not because of a lack of food, you intergalactic prostate-nibbler. I took a shit a little bit ago but I might be giving birth to a new plane of existence soon, because it feels like a whole new reality is brewing in my gut.

good stuff

you're probably dying tbh

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Hey, lurkers, if you don't want the thread to die, then please contribute.

got bacon and eggs but no bread

kill me

Thread's dead, Jimbo.

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does he ever actually say "he's dead, jim" in the show? i think it's a "luke i am your father" type situation

>when u forget to rename your new files to _master1200

wew that was close

Hi, hey, hello.
I heard that apparently you don't bite. So hi I guess?

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mostly

Ehhh, you! Fuck off if you aren't going to kiss my tummy and make it feel better...

isn't it pretty late in the netherlands? :^)

So you just add _master1200 to the end of your files? For what purpose though?

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I don't do tummy kissing, sorry?

Is that another thing about that dutch user person?

if you save the low quality images from pixiv they have _master1200 suffixed. i add it to every single one of my images to piss people off.

you're an honorary dutch person

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>if you save the low quality images from pixiv they have _master1200 suffixed. i add it to every single one of my images to piss people off.
Heh. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

that's where you're wrong, kid.

>you're an honorary dutch person
Heh. I guess I'll accept that title.

so where are you actually from?

Name one (1) person purer than Natsume Takashi.

reiji

purer and cuter.

I don't really like saying where I'm from. So I'll stick with "Europe" and "not a native English speaker".

Haru from Tsuritama

yeah but if you tell us we can hook you up with another shota poster from that country

>Haru
>implying Yuki doesn't "teach" Haru about human physiology every night

all shota are pure

>lewds in here
How impure.

>we can hook you up with another shota poster from that country
That sounds terrifying to me.

I refuse to believe in the Haru/Yuki thing. Haru is pure and innocent.

terrible, really.

all shota posters are cute anime boys, don't worry.

Indeed.
To both of your points, of course.

indubitably.

>all shota posters are cute anime boys, don't worry.
Still terrifying tho~

you don't have to do anything lewd with them, just cuddle.

also this image will bring you up to news on shota thread happenings.

>cuddling with anime boys
>not being the anime boy
Haram.

>implying boyzu ravu isn't pure

we're ALL cute anime boys, so it's a cute anime boy cuddling a cute anime boy.

If you put it that way...

i do put it that way

>you don't have to do anything lewd with them, just cuddle.
You gonna need real good arguments to convince paranoid me.

>boyzu ravu isn't pure
I'm sorry, what?

my argument is me punching you until you cuddle me

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post more lewd feet

OUT
OUT

be back in like 10 minutes boys

You could also just ask before punching~

well that wasn't 10 minutes but close enough

that's not a good argument though

>well that wasn't 10 minutes but close enough
I didn't even have time to start a half decent Isaac run

>that's not a good argument though
But I don't wanna get punched

was it a quarter decent isaac run?

also are you SURE you don't want to get punched? lightly?

>also are you SURE you don't want to get punched? lightly?
I'm almost sure. Maybe.

gotta take risks sometimes