Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

Sameji claim’d

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Want me to play with you in a pool of your own blood?

bbl, sry

Shiro claimed.

This used to be a family friendly circle jerk, but(t) fucking gays ruined everything!

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Train me? How?

You're strange... I like it. Get well soon, I want to talk more with you

the gays ruin everything

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Positive reinforcement and negative reinforcement

Fortunately they will all be stoned once the true superior religion of our great prophet Muhammed, peace be upon him, has conquered the lands of the infidels.

eat shit

Such as?

god-emperor trump wouldn't allow thath

Like, if you do not bit you get a treat but if you do or you do something wrong you get punished with electric shocks

This is mine

hi everyone

thread lacking bellybuttons

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Previous:

Yea, he's alright as well, but Muslims stone gays, take away women's rights and make pedophilia legal, so I'm starting to reconsider.

Dem quads doe

I like both of those things.

nicee

Then maybe I will not feed you for a wwek?

I got trips last thread too.

If I starve and die I wont be worth much will I?

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I will keep you from starving

Where would you even keep me. Can't just have a bloody chopped up body laying around, and what about my limbs? Would you for certain take them off?

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Come on guys say hi to Haruhi

Is there a need for your limbs? and you could just crawl around

@717341721
Hi Haruhi.

Hello Haruhi.

I'd need my hands and feet for that to get anywhere quickly.

Hi to Haruhi.

Hi

I would carry you in a suitcase if you needed to go out somewhere

Marie the fucking salt queen claimed.

Hey Chen-chan.
It might not be my blood at all.
I'm not strange! I'm completely normal. I've calm down a bit now.
Haruhi!!

I wouldn't want to go out like that tbh...

カラミチーマス

thats nice of you
hi how have you all been?
hi Sonokawa

maybe if he posted bellybuttons

Callie is better, faggot

Oh Well then
THen who's blood would it be?

Bad

welcome back then.
And don't worry, you're not normal. I wouldn't have such a big interest in you then.

My blood? I think that would turn Sono on

Claim

But I do not want to drain your blood

Would Haruhi get upset if I pull that ribbon out of her hair?
Who knows~
You're wearing me dowwwn, it's hard enough to keep this persona up..

Cute

Really? Why not?

Oh? Well, just look forward to talking with me in private then. No need for a persona there

You too scarf user!

You could always use my blood.

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I wonder if you'll really accept someone like me.

i wouldn't appreciate it even though Haruhi looks beautiful with or without it

I downloaded that whole anime

30GBs

I want to get home so I can watch it.

I don't know if I told you already....
I know a sociopath
A person with multiple personalities
A drug addict
A self harm addict
A Psychopath

and some other people.
Really, I love humans. And the less normal you are, the higher the chanes I'm interested in you, your life and your experience with life.

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Thanks for politely returning the compliment but you didn't have to.

YUI IS mine

did you get the movie too? it was amazing

Because for a pool or bathtub full of blood it would kill you
That is true

what's the difference be- stop posting that.

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Um what do you think I am then? I was born this way, I never had any bad trauma in my life, and I have a loving family.

I think I did, I hope I did, I might not have gotten the movie. :c

Should I take my time watching the series? Like two episodes a day?

I'm all of the above

Don't worry about it, I meant it. Your pictures are cute

Only if you take it all at once. There's no need to take it all at once, or is there?

You said you have problems seeing how people feel unless they tell you to, right?
That's either some form of autism, since those people perceive different than other, which, quite frankly I don't think it is, since you do not show any signs of decreased intelligence, or you are a bit of a sociopath since you also have trouble feeling empathy.

Or it's something I haven't learned about yet

which one am i?

Well blood coagulates after a while so it will turn into a giant scab

you can watch it however you like but i suggest when you get to endless eight to watch that in one day

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I can't watch 8 episodes in one day!

Is there no way to keep it liquid? Like putting it in one of those bags?

You even told me what you are

geez, then it's even less of a problem.

Just cutt me up to be however you like, I kinda don't care what you do to me.

Then you are just a casual

It's basically the same episode everytime, it's just a filler

just make sure you watch all eight episodes then some people skip most of them but they're important

It would have to be taken directly from the body without oxygen getting to it

You can say I'm definitely in that list of yours

You can split the blood and the plasma, or refrigerate it.

Excuse the late answer, I was busy doing important stuff.
I'm doing pretty good, just a little sick. How are you?

That's like 3 hours, normie.

I'm not a casual!
>filler
When you rewatch the series do you watch those 8 episodes too?

Oh, I didn't know that. Is that hard to do?

Multiple personalities then?

I have absolutely no idea how that works, but I'm not a doctor so...

Ok thank you.

Is it alright if I take a short break from my computer screen every two episodes?
Shhhh, I'm not saying it here!

In the hospital or when they take your blood they take vacuum tubes so oxygen does not get in

Ehehe, I'm happy if I can get to know you anyway

Well, I thought as much, but I mean, would it be hard for you to do?

You're welcome! How are you scarf user?

i rewatch every episode then the movie
twice ive watched the spin off series afterwards too

You're not cut out to be a real degenerate if you can't binge watch the entirety of Hunter x Hunter without sleeping, moving and showing any sign of emotion.

I do not have access to those tubes so yeah

Good I think.

I won't mind if you run away after you get to know me, I'm used to it.
I can't find the movie in my computer D:
I guess i'll have to download that one too.
Hunter x Hunter was boring...

cut me

She has not run away from me

Have you ever considered suicide or do you need my help?

Just steal one then from the hospital.

You think? Well... is there a reason why you should feel bad?

I promise you, right here and now, I won't run away