Ever notice how musicians never go bald?

Ever notice how musicians never go bald?

Phil Collins

Caribou

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Yea but grohl went shit

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david gilmour

pfft good skills :)

They do. It's when they start wearing that bandana. Like Tom Petty. And David Lee Roth.
There are a couple more in those hair metal bands that I can't think of. I olso have a theory that Gene Simmons (and Howard Stern) have been wearing jet black wigs for years. Jet black hair that is always in the exact same hairstyle. Never gets longer, never shorter.

Black Francis from the Pixies

This is a fucking stupid thread.
Stop smoking weed and shitposting, you worthless retard.

this
also michael stipe and billy corgan

Is it... Too random 4 you

I was gona say but im pretty sure he started out bald, either way genius

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Translation: more black dicks and trap thread pls.

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who is this faggot? is this a faces of Sup Forums thread?

itt bald fags defend their favorite bald musicians

>hair going through the never

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Billy Corgan
Billy Joel
Michael Stipe
Phil Collins
Rob Halford
The Edge
Tom Morello

Lel
Fucking this
He should have stopped when Kurt blew his brains out.

sting too

>the edge
kek

Don't you ever talk about Dave Grohl like that, you fucking little bitch.

Just ask Micheal Stipe, Morrissey and Gord Downie

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We're bald and proud nigger
Suck our bald dicks

will ferrell

He has done amazingly well. Name any similar situation that the effin drummer starting their own band wasn't a sad shitshow that died within a year.
>22 years later
>foo fighters still heard on US broadcast radio weekly

Billy Corgan