License and registration, you was speeding

License and registration, you was speeding.

lets see your poker face Sup Forums.

Good morning Officer

How about i show you them trips officer?

i'm half black, i'd skip poker face and go straight to getting shot

Stay the fuck away from me you fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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omae wa mo shindeiru

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>you was speeding.

i'm filming this and i want your badge number and a sperm sample now!

I-s t-there a-a problem o-officer?

SHIT WAS CASH TILL NOW
FUCK

Sorry for speeding.
I only speed when I drink, and I only drink when I beat my wife.

Well thata a legitimate reason, your free to go sir

There ain't nothing wrong in this bitch

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What seems to be the officer, problem?

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dindu nuffin

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How can I help you officer?

heyah officer

Can I give you a HEAD, sorry, a hand, officer?

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