Tfw no wife and kids to make pancakes for

>tfw no wife and kids to make pancakes for

>tfw no wife to beat up on after a stressful day

>he wants to cook for his wife

>this used to be relatively normal
>when a woman nagged the guy would just smack the piss out of her instead of taking her shit test
Why did I have to be born too late?

based on your post, you seem to have been born prematurely

For his wife kids

is there a bright future ahead?
I'd never instigate it but the nuclear option would be so nice to have

not for you

feels bad man

good post

Went right over your head

I just refused to acknowledge that cuck.

You werent, youre just too pussy to do it

at least acknowledge your wife's sons

ebin/10

Someday user, someday.. you'll give up and make pancakes for yourself :^)

You wanna fight m8?

SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN

I do. Come here capitalist pig.

I already did....today....I made 4....with cream and strawberries....they were nice...

Get a cat and make little kawaii pancakes for it.

too easy folks

>someone defending women on Sup Forums
*checks the weather forecast in Hell*

mummy made me pancakes

...

you live in Florida?

No, I'm a treehugger in commiefornia.
Feels bad man.

Pancakes and grilling are a man's job.

Seriously, my mom made awful pancakes

kek

lol your mom is worthless

I'm glad for you :^) did you drink Guinness with them?

STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

yeah i bet that what she told you.