Tfw no wife and kids to make pancakes for

>tfw no wife and kids to make pancakes for

>tfw no wife to beat up on after a stressful day

>he wants to cook for his wife

>this used to be relatively normal
>when a woman nagged the guy would just smack the piss out of her instead of taking her shit test
Why did I have to be born too late?

based on your post, you seem to have been born prematurely

For his wife kids

is there a bright future ahead?
I'd never instigate it but the nuclear option would be so nice to have

not for you

feels bad man

good post