You walk in a club when these guys slap your girlfriend's ass

You walk in a club when these guys slap your girlfriend's ass.

what do

>Both ottermode so just push them gently and they'll fall over

dress as santa claus and kill them

hello fellow /fit/izen
DYEL?

>may not be shredded as them
>still lift heavier weight
>does kickboxing for cardio

Yeah I don't think they will be smacking her again because she probably will put them in their place.

Pretty nice to have a girlfriend to train with, unlike those faggots who probably sucks off each other in the shower room

Scold her for being such a ho then brofist both of them.

Nail in the ribs solves all kinds of problems :).
No one will see it happen, least of all them, and me and my gf will be long gone before the bleeding gets really bad.

I'm gonna slap their asses to give them a taste of their medicine

Let them have her and go fuck someone new.

Shoot up the gay club

>that skinny
the problem is that these guys aren't bulky at all,it's like the good ol phrase "big tits don't count when you're fat",same thing - muscles don't count if you're literally 5'2'' and 60lbs
They have pretty good arms,though,and they must be rather fast.
Since they're so light i'd probably just push them and they'll fly away,then beat them while they're down. At this point it's basically whoever throws the first punch = wins.
Also,if there are 2 of them,in that case i'd probably just pull out a gun.

I'd invite them to an orgy that me and my gf will be involved in

I knock them both out then fuck that boipussy in the bathrooms while my gf rubs her dripping cunt.

They can have a go at my girlfriend's ass, after I have a go at theirs.

Their dicks too

Demand an apology, when they refuse i'll provoke them. They would only seek to intimidate, so they would push me rather than traight up punch me. They will have assaulted me either way so i'll be defending myself when i stab them and they can shove those muscles right up their ass.

The guy on the right, David Laid, is over 6 feet tall.

Careful, stabbing for a shove would be excessive force. You'd go to jail, not them

2 fuccbois vs 1 bearded powerlifter with a 600 pount deadlift

they dead, son

I'd ask them to star in my porn film

He looks about 10 years older in this picture

Autism Alert

Beat them with their own hands all while asking them why you hitting yourself

rape him violently

I'll fucking get David Laid.

All i'm saying is that one of us is getting impregnated and I don't care who

This, don't get caught stabbing someone.
Stick em and leave. In a crowded room it should be ez pz to get out. Trust me they're not going to follow you while they're bleeding out lol

Well, he's 18 now.

it's the hair, he still looks slightly older, maybe a year or so

>in gay club
>girlfriend
>shoot everyone

You say that like I give a shit if he's 18 or not.

The faggot wants sex, the faggot gets sex

It was dark, i was out numbered and they were clearly not sober. They initiated violence and i feared for the safety of my girlfriend who they had just sexually assaulted. These men were clearly dangerous, and devoted much of their free time to be as dangerous as possible. I could not affod to find out how far they were really willing to go.

I guess stabbing people out of the blue IS something autistic people actually do, so yeah you're probably right.

He's not a fag.

jokes on them thats not my gf ass thats my ass now fuck me

Yeah he's not natty. Look at them shoulders.

Wouldn't hold up in court user.
your best bet would be provoking them until they punched you THEN stabbing them after they do some serious damage.

Several years combined bjj and muay thai. My knees are fucked so cant train as hard but i reckon they couldnt take a hit. Submitting then making them suck each other dicks would be funny..

murder them with a gun because this is myurica

Everyone's a faggot when they have my dick up their ass.

It's ok, I know pride is a fragile thing, so we can flippy floppy. I'll ride the rides

Ask for proof of age

kek

This is the internet, everyone is of legal age in their respective jurisdictions, as far as I know

How did greg and rodrick get so buff

He literally looks like a young greek god.

tell them to stop photoshooping themselves.

OP just made this thread because he wants to live vicariously through these imaginary teenagers and say "you can't do that because he's (I'm) stronger than you" to any user who tries to reply

>young greek god

I think that's a little generous...

or is that insulting now... because of the financials

Either way, I wouldn't press charges if he fucked me by a dumpster at a college party when i'm passed out.

/fit/ here, David Laid is my goal body

-1 Internet

You do not make fun of actual rape.

n e w f a g d e t e c t e d

We do that every day, dongus, go back to Tumblr

Where are his nudes btw..

I know they exist. Anyone egotistical enough to post shirtless/gym pics for their generic football "bod" is egotistical enough to post nudes.

Where they at?

Pull out my 9 inch kukri and eviscerate to pair of them

Fucking weeb wasting dubs
Go eviscerate yourself

Wipe the photo shop off their pale skinny bodies

...

Shit i'm in debt.

So no changes since my birth, then

Might have muscles, doesn't mean their nose, jaw is any stronger.

Punch them in the head. They are too skinny and therefore weak. If they continue to fight give them a couple of low kicks. I fought this kind of guys before they are all cocky until they get into the actual fight, during the fight they actually turn terrified pretty fast.

Punch them in the face and yell "don't break bro code!"
Establishing that I am top Chad and that nobody can break bro code

They slap my woman.
They see me.
They apologize
They punish themselves voluntaryly

>Diary of a Nattty Kid

Fokin nottin

Still a faggot.

Seriously though. where are the nudes