Review embargo pushed back to the release date

>review embargo pushed back to the release date

final nail in the coffin, guys

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you think that was the highest downvoted movie on yuotube ever...

but the slightest thing of a review embargo pushed back...


final nail

suicide watch
not even the unfunniest one of them on SNL talking about race, in a movie that clearly has her making a race joke.

Keep telling yourself that white boi ;)

a review embargo on anything, be it science, video games, movies or novels is usually a sign its shit

we can only hope the chinese leak this movie and it loses $

Reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=jkHA_E1YQkA

That's what you all said about Star Wars too

Every feminist critic will give it a high score regardless of how good it actually is, so that's like more than half the reviews. That means it will get at least a 50% on rottentomatoes

what's a review embargo?

look at their acting they're so bad top kek

Standard practice these days. If your film isn't shown in Cannes, you don't wanna have a potential negative review taking away one penny from you.

Yeah. Luckily, no discernible percentage of male critics consistently try to express their superior insight and enlightenment by blindly favoring anything that can be leveraged for the "white dudes except myself amirite" moral superiority formula

That means that reviewers are contractually obliged to withhold their reviews of press screenings from the oublic until a set date

>that's like more than half the reviews
more like the totality since the rest won't even bother watching it.

It's gonna be great

The Chinese hate women AND blacks, it's gonna fail there too.

I will never watch this movie. And I'm not even racist.

I will also never watch the next Iron Man where he becomes a proud transvestite of color.

Here's your reply

>Leslie Jones
>boob jiggle

Standard practice if your product is shit maybe, don't kid yourself

>trailers playing at theatre
>horror movie after horror movie, small audience is vocally expressing their disdain with each other, tired of horror movies
>this comes on
>dead silence
>their big kicker of "race thing or lady thing" gets a sigh

Don't be a racist in this here thread now

What is this non-shit Hollywood product you speak of?

Will it even be shown in China? I doubt it will get past the censors

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sony+ghosts...
Probably not.

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Its not

Quiet kike mcjewjew

>I DONT KNOW IF THAT WAS A BLACK THING OR A LADY THING

I don't usually judge a movie based on the trailer but that was such a shit joke I can't help but know it's fucking terrible.

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>they kept the kitschy dance bit
Paul Feig really is a giant closet homo.

>Google search "Ghostbuster review embargo"
>reddit
>reddit
>reddit
>imgur
>reddit
Nice source, faggot

Should have made it something like when they first turn on the proton packs in the original

>"See this thing on my back? REAL volatile. Maybe next time, catch a sista if you don't want another 3 mile island up yo ass."

>this is considered something so good that it needs to be filmed and gets green lighted

>sequel baiting Zuul

Is this now the parody or the Ghostbuster2016.
Cant tell

I like that there was a commercial running where the line was edited to remove the black part.

i think it was for time, because that's the real line of the movies main advertising points

LADY THING OR BLACK THING

Cant believe it.
Sure?

I laughed more at the "You said I was the dumb one" line more than anything in the real trailer.

I would have rather seen Japan take a swing at a female Ghostbusters. At least they make it look fun.
youtube.com/watch?v=3QdNtNTmc0M

Positive they cut the line to "I don't know if it was a lady thing or..." then cuts to a random scene with noise.

pfff
Very progressive from Sony

lmao
I would watch a surreal japanese ghostbusters movie

>implying they weren't formally giving up on selling this when they changed the name

China has a ban on ghost movies, so it won't even be seen there.

Changed the name?
Is it called something different now?

It's Ghostbusters: Answer the Call

That's a big wave

What? Why?
Is it so they can give sequels individual titles?

It's so "haters" can't claim they're trying to usurp the original

christ, even Japanese MILFs can't make those outfits look good

>final nail

No, it's s release strategy that BvS used.

Word of mouth takes at least half a week to spread, therefore pushing the embargo to release ensures a moderate first weekend.

But it has bad word of mouth already. The leaks show its awful. Surely it's boned anyway.

oh boy can't wait for le tumblr indie pixelshit ghostbusters TM 2016 game of the year

>What am I doing with my life?

Really wonder what was going through her mind here.

>we can only hope the chinese leak this movie and it loses $

It won't.

The only Chinese friendly area that it's shown is Taiwan and it's in the middle of a superstorm right now.

fuk off

>Word of mouth takes at least half a week to spread
No luck for that shit happening. All the people who could have spread the word about this movie were insulted and berated by the director and cast because they couldn't take legitimate criticisms about the movie. Who are the few women and children forced to see this dreck going to tell? Other women who won't care too much about it and other children who don't care too much about it.

Yeah it's going to suck, we all knew that.

This way it will still make money for Sony, that's why they're doing it.

review embargos should be illegal. what's the point of reviews then? this is going to suck so much i can't wait for it to come out

>I NEED to see a movie on opening night, my autism demands it!

or you could just wait a few days maybe?

Off topic, but would a man, who was circumcised while alive, have foreskin as a ghost?

Great. now you're making me imagine a monster made entirely of foreskins attacking jews.

Most ghosts are manifestations of the deceased in their most tortured state.

So, no.

At least we know the bootlegs would be good. Mostly empty theaters and no laughing/noise from the audience.

Ghosts include things like clothing. They're probably the psychic energy of the person, the soul plus how they saw themselves. Otherwize every ghost would be naked.

probably since that is the way god intended

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Do you see any reviews? They were supposed to be out three days ago.

Pic related. When?

do want individual Wiig and Kate gifs

>Dat horrific writing

>when porn parody looks miles better then your movie

kek

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you would you Sup Forums ?

They're clearly wearing underwear. It's supposed to be flesh colored, but Leslie's is too dark.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=yOieWN28BlE

no wonder, this looks like trash.

>zoom in effects
I fucking hate this shit, it makes the whole thing look alot more fake and unnatural. Why do movie-makers do this?

>Releasing a clip of the final battle before the movie is even out

You can't make this shit up

That's digital zooms. They look lame.

What is the point of the proton packs if they're not using ghost traps, they're just throwing ghosts at other ghosts?

>Slapshot!

WHAT?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!

Add the holding of plot details because MUH SPOILERS to that.
I keep saying this, the only people benefitting from not revealing spoilers are the ones making shitty movies.

*moderately oy veys*

>What is the point of the proton packs if they're not using ghost traps, they're just throwing ghosts at other ghosts?

Because they're Jedi now, and they do epic Jedi battles. Because this is a super hero movie now.

The original pitch Feig made was for an all female super hero movie. Well, Sony said, we have this Ghost Busters property that's collecting dust. Let's turn that into your super hero movie.

They should've given Ghostbusters to Japan and let Hausu guy direct it.

>Benny the delivery guy had developed a huge crush on Abby
>Anyone developing "a huge crush" on Melissa McCarthy
Way to break my immersion.

why is a mexican attacking taiwan?

>Original movie needed all of them to work together as a team to capture a ghost
>In the new one they can just blow away ghosts with their ray beams without a ghost trap
>Gotta dodge that ghost axe
>Apparently some Ghosts can't just phase through the ground or fly

isn't Melissa McCarhty a big fan of the original GB?

I wonder how she felt filming this cinematic turd?

Paul Feig has no fucking idea what the Ghostbusters did he just got notes from an assistant or something and is trying to make his own thing.

Funnier than the actual trailer by miles

Just when you think this thing couldn't be more shit, they somehow find a way.

Weren't there rumors that even she disliked it?

Ate his Chihuahua.

They turned it into an action movie, complete with action scenes, and ghost henchment.

For whom?

>youtube.com/watch?v=jkHA_E1YQkA

It's amazing that a porn parody looks unironically and genuinely more watchable than the film it's based on.

>Dat Naked Gun reference

Pure kino

The only thing I know is that she didn't like the first official trailer because it confused the viewers on what the movie was about, namely that this was a remake/reboot in its own universe and not a sequel to the original GB movies.

Feels that way, there's nothing in the trailers so far the conveys the mounting eerieness in the original of some other more powerful force causing these ghosts to appear.


It's unfair because I haven't seen the whole movie, but look at this scene

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I hate this. I hate them flinging around ghosts of all things like they're doing something cool. What a fucking waste.

It's still being advertised as just "Ghostbusters" though.
I think that news was just to get some heat off of Feig and the cast.

>four heroes

THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY THE FIRST FUCKING TIME, STUPID SONY