Existed for 1000 years

>existed for 1000 years
>greatest contribution to Humanity is cheese slicer

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Wtf you forgot about their second achievement, brown cheese

Wtf you forgot about their second achievement, brown cheese

Wtf you forgot about their second achievement, brown cheese

Wtf you forgot about their second achievement, brown cheese

If their greatest contribution is related to eating cheese, then they are a good lads in my book and that enough for me.

Their cheese is made out of sugar.

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>existed for 1000 years
>greatest contribution to Humanity is cheese slicer
>Average citizen still lives better than most of brits
lmao

This silver cheese slicer has been in my family for three generations

ARE OTHER COUNTRIES EVEN TRYING?!

It's only a week to the annual cheese slicer festval here in my town. They finnished putting up the offering pole/cheese slicer pole yesterday.

A TRUE PATRIOT

Semper slice

Fun known fact. The Norwegian cheese slicer was used as a torture device in the Bastille, triggering the French enlightenment era, Industrial revolution and all of western advancement we see today

Please take a moment to thank our Norwegian Gods for bestowing us with the cheese slicer and western aid

How the fuck do people slice cheese without a cheese slicer??

when I first moved in on my own I didn't have a cheese slicer so I used a knife instead and cut my finger pretty bad
never again cutting cheese without a based norwegian slicer

knife

so what goes on during this festival?

Just buy pre packaged cheese slices like a normal human bean.

disgusting

we talk about how much we love the cheese slicer and dance around it in circles

?????? How do you get thin slices then?

Tastes like shit

Wtf that's outrageously expensive here. Besides, those are always shit tier cheese.

No (You)
Cheese only belongs in the cheese burger nothing else.

The early viking sagas foretold of a godly instrument that would strike fear into the hearts of the enemies and would also be convenient to slice dairy products and oblong green vegetables (later this was discovered to mean cucumbers)

It was told that once Norway was unified once again then Odin himself would bestow us this mighty instrument of both death and pleasure and in 1925 it was delievered to us

Happy the people whose annals are blank in history

Norway invented object oriented programming.

Drinking and various contests. some fighting..

they walk around shouting out ancient norwegian tribal chants, then proceed to suck the cheese off each others bellends. winner for the shinest jeb-end gets to dive, tackle out into icy water, then receiving a brain aneurysm when people pelt you in the noggin with chunks of shite norwegian jizz-infused yak cheese

this

oh.. i thought you guys had grater plans

They taught me that asthma pipes and chapsticks help me to ski better

Well.. It's different from town to town but that's the gist of it, yeah.

Don't forget this cheese right here. That's some good fucking cheese.

knife!?? Get that disgusting pleb picture OUT!

norvegia > jarlsberg

can confirm. would win the contest again

Nei, nå får du skjerpe deg, guttebass.

It's still a million more times than Finland.

A proper slicer, not a shitty Norwegian one with a large cheese contact surface which increases friction and the likely hood of crumbling or breaking.

>greatest contribution to Humanity is cheese slicer
Our greatest contribution to humanity is simply existing as the master race.

I didn't even know a norwegian invented it kek

Well.. we raped your ancestors so in a sense you are one of our achievements. But you are right in that the cheese slicer is the greatest.

If Norway didn't invent the aerosol spray, Americans wouldn't get to make cheese out of it.

> when all these countries run by corrupt shitstains criticize your country

Looks like it would fall apart after the thrid cheese. Good shit burger

What is?

look at this german nightmare

fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

...

A deformed monster

what the fuck is this shit

>cheese slicer
So they invented knife?

This isn't a cheese slicer, it's just the worst cheese grater ever, kek.

pls, no bully

Bjork Bjork

Don't worry Norway, you can buy happiness and success with oil money. Let the haters hate.

At least there is a reason why finns should have their own country but norway is literally swedes with cheese slicers

This man would like a word with you

Wasn't it Sweden that created finland?

>tfw not born Norwegian

I enjoy it.

Lalli'd, svecuck

Sauna is better known than your cheese slicer.

That would be russia literally

...

Finland was never considered as one unit. The different regions that made up what is today Finland (nyland, finland proper, tavastland etc) were considered just as Swedish (in the administrative sense, before some mega autistic finn tries to "correct" me) as the other regions in the country.

You are literally worst imperialists that existed for not enslaving and raping finland while you could have done that

>If Norway didn't invent the aerosol spray, Americans wouldn't get to make cheese out of it.
The Aussies also wouldn't have skin cancer rates as high as they do.

They actually work really well if you don't by some third world piece of shit.

why is your cheese brown

Because it's brown cheese you retard

what does it taste like?

Brunost is made by boiling a mixture of milk, cream, and whey carefully for several hours so that the water evaporates. The heat turns the milk sugars into caramel, which gives the cheese its characteristic brown colour and sweetness.

Not like cheese desu. Pretty good and sweet, but hit or miss for most

caramel-ish

Their flag is pretty amazing though

So I gotta experience this to have an opinion, huh?
Is it available abroad or is this delicacy Norwegian only?

>get so btfo in my thread earlier that he makes his own shitpost thread to try and contain his inferiority
Success breeds jealousy

So we gave Australia a sick burn?

Because their cows have liver failure

Vi har typ samma sak i Sverige också: messost.

Behold. Thor Bjorklund, the inventor of the cheese slicer. See the hate and contempt in his eyes? He was driven mad by the thought that people still used knifes for cutting cheese even after he revealed his superior instrument

Looks like a torture device for cheese

well played

>huge contraption
>moving parts that will degrade
>incapable of making leaf thin slices

Shit product tbqh

They achieved one of the best quality of lives in the world for their own people.

After Switzerland, it's baby Liechtenstein, Iceland and New Zealand.

>mfw I will never live in one of these places

nordics like brown in everything

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