Oh no, what did I just do?

Oh no, what did I just do?

>Be me
>Chilling out at home, watching the neighbors dog for the day
>The little dog starts humping my leg
>I feel it's little Dick trying to Fuck my toes
>Start toying around with it, pretty much giving it a footjob
>It ends up cumming on my foot
>Wash it off and act like nothing happened
>The next day the neighbor casually mentioned that the dog has gotten very aggressive and won't stop trying to hump people's legs
>Apparently it bit a kid to the point of bleeding
>They want to take the dog to the pound

What the fuck should I do??!

Bump,please help

Jesus, the lady came and knocked on the door asking if I'm okay, I think she's catching on, got a strange look

You're doing gods work user. Keep it up.
>Dogs face when he busted.

This isn't funny, he was a rescue and was about to be put down, I'm pretty sure I indirectly killed a dog

Yeah, and I indirectly killed millions of children. Don't be a pussy user, tell that lady, that dog bit your nuts and you will be needing compensation.

I mean, what do I even say?!?
"Can I take in your dog?"
I'm pretty sure she thinks something is up, the dog kept trying to get in my house today, and almost jizzed on my foot again.

>strap bomb to dog
>Send do to child and woman
>Detonate
>???
>profit.

lel'd

Take the dog and stop perving on it, you fucking twat.

I don't know what more I expected from Sup Forums

You showed that dog what sexual pleasure is, and now he might die because of it. This is your responsibility, you created the monster. Now take that fucking dog, feed it a shit ton of food, so that becomes it's new pleasure.
Don't fucking touch the dog's dick again geezus.

I supposed you could adopt the dog and start selling dog semen on the internet. I did it for a while, good way to hustle, dilute with your jizz for added profit.

It was wrong, I know, but Jesus, it felt so good. That little cock between my toes, so slippery and fucking squishy.

I'll go ask, will post results

NIGGER YOU WHAT

Only on /b do you have to beg people to stop touching dog peen.

SOMEONE PLEASE SCREENCAP

>If dubs she will say yes, and if trips you will sell dog semen for bitches.

CHECKED

She fucking said no, I can't let the little fucked die, should I go beg?!?

is it a 100 percent the dogs gonna die, if so beg

Op really just wanted to give a dog a footjob and now its all KEK.
>This is now a get thread.

Why did she say, no? Be like, I honestly wouldn't mind taking the dog, it's better than him dying in a shelter.
Wtf is wrong with her? Or does she simply know you dicked around with her dog and made him into a sex crazed doggo?

FUCKING DOUBLE CHECKED

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*prophet

You beg the fuck outta her, his blood is on your hands, because his jizz was on your sock.
>you did this.

what kind of dog was it

Who cares about some dog you gave a footjob too user? I don't cry over every sperm I spilled onto the ground that grew up and asked me for child support.

now a get thread

The dog will die, I fucked up.
He has 3 legs, they named him tripod.

Dude. Why.
What the FUCK is wrong with you.

Dogs are far more important than your little niglets.

I'm pretty sure she knows I diddled the doggo. I'm seriously considering begging or stealing the fucking dog.

GR8 B8 M8. Tripod? Gtfo here.

just fuck her next

Somebody with MSpaint please screencap

>tell here you footjob'd the dog.
>Beg her not to kill it
>Pay child medical bills
>offer to take dog in
>Convert dog to islam
>Enlist dog in isis
>???
>Profit
Not your problem anymore bud.

Do you look like a dog diddler? I mean, that would not have been my first conclusion. I say you post pics, we need a face to determine if you indeed look like a dogfucker.
Did she give you a reason as to why you can't have the dog?

how could she possibly know you touched the dog

footjob kills the dog

>not OP
Security cameras to tape little niggers breaking in

Extra please someone

Mate, relax. The more you're noid about her knowing you jerked the mutt the more obvious it's going to look. Just stay calm and deny. Save the doggy somehow, steal it and give it away on Craigslist same day or something.

Just cap it all, post it, and I'm sure someone will stitch it all together.
This shit is fucking gold, I'm losing my goddamn mind over this.

>Inb4 this is in the Screencap, too.

If they impound it just go act like your gonna adopt a dog and get that one, if they inspect your house hide the foot fetish doggo in the basement. And every once in a while let the doggo fuck you/your foot so it wont bite children while trying to fuck them.

Even more

He must fit the profile, or he has done this shit before, OP is this your first time playing red rocket sock puppet?

I'm trying to stay calm, but her just just got home and I can here them talking about me, saying that I'm acting strange, I'm going to try and calm down and talk to him about it.

Do it yourself, you piece of shit.

>red rocket sock puppet
topkek

Cool story bro.

Fucking auto correct, her husband just got home.

It's happened with other dogs. I'm a horrible person.

Just breathe. Main objective is save the dog you molested, you can't save the dog you molested if they know you molested it.
Act like someone who didn't just foot job a pupper. Should be easy.

post face pic, i think we need it to further help you

The only reason i'm not doing it is because i'm on mobile, with no paint to stitch it with.
I'll probably stitch it later when my computer gets fixed (just wait 5 years, you little fuck)
If it is i'll give you an extra (you)

I fucking told you OP not to say shit in the first reply and look where we are now, you've turned the dog into a raping and murdering machine. Now you've got a screencaped thread and dead dog on your conscience. at least you made me laugh, this shit is so cash.

Nigger noooooooooooooooooo.

>bit a kid -> let it die
>then kill yourself you dickhead fucktard

This.

WHAT THE FUCK
>This is not the first time
E X P L A I N
X
P
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Adopt the dog and fucc

... Ok here's your extra (you), i couldn't resist

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And it goes on
Man, at least put the whole story, fuck

Yeah, you are a horrible person, but we can fix this. Just find out what shelter she takes it to, go to the shelter, adopt the doggo. If they put it down without option for adoption, consider this punishment for being a selfish, dog diddling twat.

I think OP abandoned thread.

I can't get a good picture of him right now, I'm trying to keep calm.

This is kinda what he looks like, just slightly darker.

The kid is outside playing with the dog, I don't think they have told him that they plan on giving him back.

Fucking kill me

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are you a dude?

i was going to do more but i got bored

Alright, Now I'm pissed. I used to have a dog that looked like that. Her name was Ginger. Hand to euthanize her when I was little because of moving, best damn dog ever.
Why would you abuse an animal like that.

>Pull a Justin, OP.

So how big of a dog dick are we talking here, I need a closeup of the dog dick.

its a fucking chihuahua, what kind of damage could it do to a kid, its no biggie. also still want face pic

not just abuse, sexually abuse

No, I'm still here, give me a few more minutes and I'll go beg and post the results of that.

Anyways let me explain myself.

Dogs have always really liked me, our family dog was always trying to screw me.
I let him, I didn't know what to do, now I crave it. I'm horrible I know it, I've tried to stop but when I see a dog I just get so excited.

I'm a piece of trash, I fucked up so bad, the poor kid.

Well guess what buddy.
There are 6 images that you just need to stitch together, And they're:
Please, could you please do it?

A Dog bite is a dog bite, user. It doesn't matter how much damage it does. If an animal is needlessly aggressive, you can't have it around kids. It's a safety issue. It could turn into a legal issue.

You diddled not only a pupper, but a handicapped, rescue pupper WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT!?
user, why :(

I'll ask again, are you a dude?

Hahaha
>we got a dog fucker here.
Praise Kek, this is gonna be a good year.

>thread isn't even at 100 posts yet
>faggot op already screencapping his thread over and over again and praising how good his thread is
>one of those faggots who will make "post epic screencap" threads on Sup Forums multiple times a day every single day and will post his screencap
>he actually has hundreds of terrible threads like these stored up from years of daily postings

Welcome to Sup Forums everybody.

i was just about to post that user

we have so much in common we should be best friends what are your interests i like feet

...this man cannot be saved.

POST A FACE PIC OP

I'm a grill, going to go beg, wish me luck

>Now I crave it
What the fuck man
Please actually off yourself.

ah fuck it he's a guy now.
a faggy puppyfucker
eats doggy dick for supper

>I'm a grill
Tits, Timestamp, Face.

>And this is where things begin to fall apart in their story.

Not even OP.
Won't post screencap after thread, i'll just keep it on my sd.
And i'm taking pics of diferent parts of the thread, can't stitch them together because i'm a mobilefag currently getting cucked by android not having MSpaint

I am conflicted in the fact the dog may die, or get adopted by OP and molested for the rest of its life. Which is better?

post your soles and/or asshole

Death
That's basically asking if you'd rather be tortured or just killed.
Death is better.

>I'm a grill
Thread turns into a sea of frothing cocks in 3, 2..

>grill giving dog footjob

post feet

>OP is femanon.
Alright, /b let's not lose focus she is still a pupperfucker.

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i know isn't it hilarious?
it's the answer i was secretly hoping for, but not the one I expected

but dude, you're getting handjobs/footjobs, or getting slayed. Speaking of OP, gonna need a time stamp ASAP or thread is bullshit.

stupid faggot, that was only a bad thing if she was a male

however if she is fat and/or ugly then it is bad