I am tired of tbeing lonely and staying home and playing Minecraft all day

i am tired of tbeing lonely and staying home and playing Minecraft all day.

how do i get a gf with my acne problem?

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you don't

Accutane

go to your doctor and order some medicine cream or stuff like that. Stop eating cheetos, drink a lot of water and rinse your body better then before. Make sure to use a good ammount of soap. Do this for 5 months, and your acne is gone.

You dont want a gf

girls are all the fucking same thesedays you are much better off

i had those until i was 24

Take steps necessary to fix acne problem.
Quit playing minecraft all day.
Hang out with people and let your social life ebb and flow as necessary. Don't worry about getting a gf as much.

Cut/wash your hair so it stops trapping oil on your forehead.

Drink plenty of water (NOT monster/red bull/5hrenergy/cola).

Eat healthier.

If you do these things, your acne will either clear up or you'll stop noticing it and move on anyway.

Acne is not a problem. It's merely an impediment. I saw guys with ducking craters on their faces having fuck in awsm girls by their side.

drink tons of water and stop jerking off dude

just end it all imo

Not this thread again

Go to a fucking dermatologist

Accutane man. I had horrible acne and accutane completely cleared it.

Reduce sugar and trans fat intake, begin drinking tons of water, and exercise for 30-60min daily.

t. Ex-acne sufferer.

Definitely cut the bangs, get yourself a new hairstyle that doesn't hang over your forehead.
Keep this style as yours and upkeep it.
Don't use too much product in your hair, the oils will get in your scalp and penetrate to your face and keep the acne going

be funny and relatable.
never reuse jokes unless the time calls for it (like when friends are sharing jokes)
share plans, goals, experiences
be interested in their life experiences. ask about school, work, hobbies
make inside jokes. inside jokes are crucial because it is the ONE thing that uniquely connects your experiences with the other person's experiences.

what do you eat?
soda needs to go

.....Its simple

number one, having a fucking girlfriend isnt the greatest thing in the world.

2. you have fucking inflammation and no Doctor is going to cure you, they want you sick so you desperately spend funds on cures that dont work.

>Solutions

Stop eating fucking SHIT , thats the main cause are you ready to do this? or will you stay depressed and blame life for all your problems?

exerciser , fresh air , when your body and mind are healthy , you wont have acne

Find a blind girl and develop a personality.

Problem solved.

For the acne do what all the others are saying. For the girl it gets a little deeper. You need to focus on something more important before you try and get a girlfriend. You need to know yourself. I was a cringe worthy beta for most of my life. I only really figured things out after an insanely manipulative relationship. You need to know who you are as a person, what you want from life (i.e. not "I just want someone to love" bullshit", get a dog), and how to be responsible for your own emotional well being. Work on you and girls that are actually worth spending time on will come around. Pro tip, gaming is fine, but you need a life outside of just gaming. Fine some form of exercise that you can enjoy. If you have a shit-tier job start working towards a new one.

TL;DR
Work on your life before putting someone else in it.

>Proper hydration
>Avoid dairy
>Avoid sugars/other high glycemic carbs
>Use a face wash that's not too harsh every morning and night (washing your face with fucking peroxide, "scrubbing beads", etc will do your face no justice and probably worsen your issue. Try CeraVe Hydrating Cleanser.
>Do not touch your face (especially no popping)
>Keep your hair out of your face

If none of that works, its time to start shelling out some cash and visiting some doctors and derms. They'll want to start you on antibiotics, which are usually very cheap. If you body does not respond well to the antibiotics; whatever professional you choose to visit will most likely move you onto some incredibly expensive topical creams/gels or a combination of the two, along with more/different antibiotics. If none of those things work down the line, they're going to want to throw Accutane at you.

Accutane is not an end all cure all to acne, however, it is by far the best and longest lasting acne treatment available for large amount of people. Accutane is also one of the harshest acne treatments. Do your research, in depth, before considering this drug. Accutane can do wonderful and devastating things to people.

Medfag here.

Changing your diet will have no effect on your cystic acne. Your condition is severe enough that a dermatologist will prescribe you isotretinoin (brand name Accutane) which is an oral drug and the most effective treatment available.

You're welcome.

I dont have insurance. How much is that going to cost?

Accutane bitch. It fucking works. You will just be miserable for the first two-three months.

And as far as getting a girl goes, regardless of acne, don't rush or force anything. Do put yourself out there though; don't be such a shut in. You'll learn in time that things are best off naturally falling into place and not wasting time chasing after people. Also, develop a personality if you don't already have one.

OP has literally 0 cysts in that picture; nodular acne is not present at all. Literally all pustule acne. Jumping to Accutane immediately is not a solid suggestion.

Stop jacking off. Stop eating shit. Go outside and exercise. Stop touching your face. Go vegan or vegetarian, meat is shit.

Every time I see this thread all I can think of is rolling a rolling pin across that forehead and the sweet relief that would follow

Oh gawd I'm sorry man.

What have you tried so far? Try not eating any sugar, it works for me. Although my acne is only mild.

A lot. Specialists are expensive enough without insurance, accutane according to my doc without insurance runs $5k a pill.

Oh another thing: Cut your hair shorter so it doesn't cover your forehead. That way the grease from the hair won't get on your forehead and give you that nasty acne.

Stop drinking soda entirely

Stop eating sweets

Stop eating salty and fatty foods

Wash your pillow cases often

Wash your face before going to bed

Never EVER squeeze your zits, that just makes them spread

These

Shit is great
You feel dry and uncomfortable as shit when you're on it, but its so worth

"Im tired of being a beta faggot autist that plays Minecraft all day. How do I enslave myself to a gender with my pizza face?"

Cut your fucking hair and take a bath every day you disgusting slob.

I'm on it right now, just started second month (not op btw) and yeah, I'm a wreck. Any tips? Getting blood work this week because of it.

what do you mean cystic acne?

can you tell in this picture if i have that kind of acne?

OH MY GOD THATS DISGUSTING PLEASE DO NOT PASS DOWN YOUR GENES GOD PLEASE

>WATER

^ believe it or not, water is key.

-ALSO, don't eat greasy or super salty foods that you tend to wipe on your pants, because if yer hand wiping habit is on your pants/legs, it is likely to carry to other body parts (your face is of concern, stop wiping food on your cheeks and forehead). you may not notice yourself wiping your face with greasy or salty food residue, but trust me, you're doing it. wash your hands with anti-bacts AND face after you eat fast foods.
-use non-moisturizer soaps (esp on face).
-wash yourself nightly. especially face bare minimum. again, soaps not super moisturizing.

i had the worst problems with acne till i was 30. i saw a pic of me at 28, and my eyes watered at how nice and cleared up i am since then. it was almost like acne was a non-issue ever.

(fyi i'm a fellow gamer and geekish technology-boner type. i've been there.)

i quoted the wrong guy. i meant him

How about you stop being a bitch nigga and get off this gay ass site and look for some real encouragement fake ass nigga.

The stuff from acne.org works for me but I've been using it for about 7 years now so I don't know about long term treatments. I can't help you with your social problems because I haven't figured them out for myself and my mojang account disappeared.

Bath? What is this the fucking 1800s. Have a shower.

Drink at least 2(oz) of water, use gentle sunscreen whenever outside, use aloe vera without alcohol or some other gentle topical applicant before bed. After the third month it got so much easier for me.

i just wana take a knife and scrape allllll that off in one go

Another thing: Wash your face twice daily with some sort of off the shelf acne wash.

You better use a guillotine mane cause you fuckin screwed. Even IF and when it clears up you finna have scars on that 5 head boi!

(2oz/hr) My bad.

YES. That's Cystic acne. Improve you lifestyle, yes, but get on Accutane ASAP. YOU WILL GET SCARS ON YOUR FACE IF THIS KEEPS UP. ACCUTANE. NOW DAMNIT.

got kik? i want your dick pics

my dick doesnt have pimples.

Retin A is what I use and it's great. Accutane is amazing too but your face will be dry as hell. Just don't take it while pregnant.

He need some milk

Medfag here.

Although it is unfortunate that you do not have insurance, you can control the cost of your care because your acne is treatable in the outpatient setting. Be warned that your care will likely cost a few to several hundred dollars paying out of pocket for the initial visit and follow up visits. The cost of drugs will likely also be high.

However, you can try to call several dermatology practices to compare prices and even try to negotiate. Free standing outpatient centers are better than offices attached to hospitals due to an extra facility fee that hospitals are able to charge.

If you are poor, you can attempt to seek indigent care. Your local community may have reduced fee or free clinics run by doctors who are not necessarily dermatologists but can still prescribe meds. Otherwise, consider getting Medicaid.

acutane my dude, it worked wonders for me

of you legit have ance just go for an ugly girl with ance as well. they'll will be understanding and fuck. once you lose your virginity and fuck nce you'll pull some girls without it. Promise wasted my whole high school being beta cuz chubby acne beta 6. but freshman in college banged a 6 sophomore high school thanksgiving break . CHANGED MY LIFE. banged 3 more gilrs in a month before winter

>Never squeeze your zits, it makes them spread
Nigga what drugs are you on? They're not a virus, they're blocked pores.

you know if you keep your skin clean and from being oily every five minutes it won't look shitty on a regular basis.

All popping them does in increase the risk of scarring. If they have a white head or are really pointy looking with a clear exit for the pus, pop them.

good. how big is it

6 inches.

It will cost alot from a dermatologist but if you go to Mexico it's over the counter and alot cheaper.

When I see pictures like this or a video of people popping a cyst, I just want to bleach my entire body.

how do you resist sitting in the mirror for hours popping all of those?

Don't use anti bacterial soap you fucking moron. Otherwise everything else you said was good.

wont i get beheaded over there?

cut forehead off

can i see?

i masturbate a lot.

drugs.com/cdi/isotretinoin.html

Read the fuck out of that, OP. If you're in the U.S, use goodrx to get a coupon that will literally half the price of whatever dosage your derm puts you on since you don't have insurance.

ffs pop these motherfuckers. What the fuck is wrong with you. No wonder you have no girlfriend if you let them grow to this sizes. As soon as i get a small red shade that indicates a pimpel i just pop that motherfucker untill it bleeds. I never had more than one pimple at a time and my skin was during puperty and still is as smooth as a babybutt.

If you go to normal parts like Ensenada then no. If you're going to Juarez then you probably will.

Dial gold is what i use. that is what i meant when i said bacts and don't use moisturizers. every store around here is 99% moisturizer soaps, and none showed good results till Dial gold.

Start taking vitamin D. Like 50 or 100mcg daily, thank me later. Probably you don't get enough sunlight.

>Ensenada

sounds like some kind of food.

Rinse of your face. Just real quick with hot water

Eat a banana keep the peel.

Use the fleshy inside part of the peel and gently massage the peel into your skin.

Wait five minutes with the peel starting to zing your face.

Wash and exfoliate your face.

this kinda nanner?

It's def too late in terms of scarring, but honestly, scars aren't that bad at all compared to active acne

Probably is one. But seriously drive your ass down to mexico and buy it.

Apply heavy amounts of crest toothpaste to your forehead. it will burn. Wash it off once it stops. Remember to scrub it on. And do this until it goes away. Done.. Now don't be a lsoer any more you beta faggot

Take estrogen blockers. You're still going through puberty and testosterone isn't your friend. You play games all day and eat unhealthy which also isn't helping. But mainly your sex hormone balance is fucked. You need to start lifting right now because really bad acne is usually a sign that your testosterone is through the roof. Make some serious natty gains for all the young bitches.

Peace

Mine didn't go away until I turned 25.

But what helps is:
a) DO NOT REST YOUR HAND ON YOUR FACE. I know it's easy to do that while browsing Sup Forums -- i still catch myself doing that and I get acne along my hair line or chin.
b) Drink water, and get a good night's sleep.

c) DO NOT POP. The zit will pop when it is good and ready. It took me a LONG TIME to realize this, but it will ALWAYS LOOK WORSE IF YOU POP. IT WILL BE REDDER AND ANGRIER AND TAKE 5-7 DAYS to go away, instead of 2-3. You can speed up the process though by gently pressing a hot, wet flannel on your face -- and if that doesn't make the zit pop by bringing the oil to the surface, it's not ready. Don't f*** with it.

d) As for getting a GF -- f*** that noise for now, focus on getting a job, get some real-life experience. I didn't get my first job until I turned 24 -- wish I started sooner. I was NEET after getting my degree at 21 -- still acne ridden and sitting at home playing games.

Good luck man.

This guy has a point.

Maybe it's hormonal. It wouldn't hurt to put down the soda for a while.

Just drink green tea instead. You get the caffeine in still that way....

Change your diet. Change your bathing habits.
>change your diet and eat more salads and things that contain moar vitamin A
>1 gallon of water per day
>when bathing lightly scrub all of your skin starting with hot water first
>use a mild body wash
>once soap is rinsed off, switch to cold water for a final rinse

There ya go

God I wish I had pimples, fuck I miss popping them so god damn much

Scrub with a wash cloth

>wish I still had pimples
Nigga what

ur a scrub with a wash cloth

Trying to earn sexual favors is so shallow. Especially right now in our cultures where certain political ideology is influencing sexuality as a consumer based possession.

bro get accutane
also play some sports get active so you can be in shape to get girls

Yeah just peel it off and slosh it around.

Op ignore literally everyone else in this thread an take my advice. Buy some arimidex online and have half a milligram every day. (Cut the pill in half) and start lifting right now. Don't listen to the disgusting fucks that say not to pop them. Wash your face and wear gloves then pop those fuckers.

Why do you want a gf with your acne problem? It doesn't breed true, you know.

You people are fucking morons. A shitty diet does not cause acne.

Also make sure you take D3, not D2.
Have a look, there are many successful stories with vitamin D and acne.
acne.org/messageboard/topic/325195-vitamin-d-has-cured-me-of-oily-skin-and-acne/

this is bait i refuse to believe this picture is real I feel like vomiting

this. lol toothpaste actually works

You should be more tired of those feminine hands