Anyone ever stolen a purse, wallet, phone, or anything else from someone? I'd like to hear about it

Anyone ever stolen a purse, wallet, phone, or anything else from someone? I'd like to hear about it.

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hang yourself fucking nigger

Once emptied the wallet of some random rich kid in the locker room at school. Like 8 bucks or some shit. Walked out and bought donuts with it. Not really sure why.

Was at amusement park with family when I was like 18. Family and I went on the train ride around the park. Nice slow ride with everyone relaxing. Train finally gets back to the station and everyone starts getting off. Walking by already vacated seat when I notice phone sitting there someone left. Was a nice newer phone at the time so I made my way over to it and grabbed it. Complete satisfaction with myself and my new phone. About 15 feet from the ride exit some dude runs up to me and asks for his phone. Bitch out and give it back to him because I figured he saw me take it. Went home without nice new phone.

Fuck off

Another green text style because cleaner looking.

>be cart pushing faggot at Walmart
>collecting carts one day
>see some ladies wallet left in a cart
>grab it and put it in my pocket and collect carts
>finish putting carts inside store and hide under cart bay with no cameras
>check for money before I turn it in
>wallet has like $40 inside
>$40 is like 1/4 of my check at Shitmart
>take that shit and turn wallet in
>used money to buy weed

I was kinda a piece of shit.

I did music for my sister's good friend's sweet 16 party. She gave me a USB chain with several USBs and told me to only use a certain one. When I was alone, I took copies of all the data before giving her the chain back and when I got home I checked what was on them. Lots of private and personal info and pics

Nice too bad he saw you.

offended nigger

I was a basketball tournament for my middle school team and some kid went up the food stand left money on the table I stole it and got Pokemon AS on release date :)

Not a nigger. Just think it's retarded to judge someone for something like this on fucking Sup Forums

Nice. How old was the owner about?

I didn't technically steal it but working at Target I've found $5s, $10s, and $20s on the floor all the time.

>be me
>be broke as fuck underachieving millennial
>don't have job because useless millennial
>friends take me out for dinner at buffet
>talking about stopping for drinks on the way home
>no money for drinks
>finish eating and friends leave $6 tip on the table
>as we leave I walk behind everyone else
>snag the tip off the table
>use tip to buy drinks
>friends never say anything

As low as it was, I still don't feel bad about it.

I don't remember honestly, but she was at least 40 - 50 in that area.

I stole an Ipod at school once, didn't know how it worked (had no idea about itunes and shit, was trying to add files manually like you would any other MP3 player) so I smashed it.

>be me
>need money
>go into Walmart and steal Wii remotes
>sell for $40 a pop
>go to different area Walmart and return them
>no receipt so they put it on gift card
>use card to buy food and pay bills through Walmart money center

Used to do this pretty often when I needed extra money for food and shit. I'd jack two or three at a time. Tell the returns desk it was a bad gift idea or some random shit story to get return money. They most certainly knew every single time but couldn't do shit.

What race are you?

nigger on Sup Forums or nigger on /lgbt/. You are a fucking nigger and a newfag offended by being called your name on Sup Forums... nigger!

Cool. Well hopefully she learned to keep track of her shit better.

Such a nice black man thing to do.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Best part? I was actually hailed a hero for a short time after. Company gave me mad props for turning the wallet in in general. Figured some random nigger stole the money and left the wallet.

Mash'Allah brother

Hey guys check out my trips

>Be me, 19 driving around drunk
>See hitchhiker
>Slow down it is a chick
>Get close
>50+ years old
>Get her in the car
>Get her to buy some beer
>Drive around drinking and going to crack houses
>No Crack
>Drive to dead end dirt road
>Fuck her silly in the dirt
>Get back in car and she is taking too log to get dressed
>"Hurry the fuck up"
"What are you going to do? Leave me?"
>Leave her
>Go home and pass out
>Wake up and go to car
>Purse and shoes on my floorboard
>Wallet and Phone are in the purse
>Called friend over
>We get rid of this old lady's purse and shoes

Great story except for the part where you fucked a 50 year old woman. What all was in the purse?

Nice work. I've actually returned shit I've stolen multiple times. Once I told the chick I found it and the money was gone so whoever stole it must have taken it. She ate it up and thanked me and hugged me and bought me a beer.

>be me and a buddy
>be like 15 or 16
>casing down the streets of a nicer neighborhood
>see open window on one of the houses
>buddy jumps through the window and starts looking around room
>I'm freaking out so I stay on lookout
>he finds a safe under desk in the room
>jumps out and we take the fuck off
>sit on safe for about a month trying to crack into it
>no luck at all
>finally give up and dump the safe in local lake
>never got our treasure

Just random old lady stuff and like $30.
I was kinda worried that I had her phone, shoes and identification.
The closest house was like a mile away.
I checked the police blotter for a couple weeks.

could have left it at his front door you fucking dipshit, what if something important was in there?

Another

>be me and same buddy
>like 18 now
>driving around looking for shit to steal again
>find what appears to be abandoned house
>locked tool shed outside
>hook lock/handle to the back of buddies truck
>hammer it
>door rips clean off
>right as the loud bang happens we see light flick on
>someone comes to window and looks out at us
>we drive the fuck off and never go back

Been there. I've had to chech the blotter too just to see if something I've done gets reported.

Last one

>be me and same buddy yet again
>go buy weed at dealers house
>he's having a party of some sort
>as we leave he asks us to take a few drunk chicks home
>whythefucknot.jpg
>driving drunk n wild girls to their random destinations
>hoping to get laid or at least hand job or something
>nothing like that unfortunately
>we drop them all off finally
>one of them left wallet on seat
>has about $150 inside
>we go back to dealers house and buy more weed with money

Fast forward about 3 or 4 years.

>buddy of mine starts dating girl who's money we stole
>good friend of mine
>smile and act friendly
>really good friends with him and her now
>still no idea at all

in 7 grade me and my friend jamal stole a phone from this fat kid called carlos bueno. When i mean fat i mean 500 pounds (maybe not that fat) long story short we stole his phone and sold it lol he ended up crying like a fat mexican nigger.

And that was what, like 2 days ago?

could've at least tried to sell it you dumb nigger

Now that's my kind of story. What did you do with the rest of the wallet? Post pic of chick? How old was/is she?

Ive stolen their image

Proof youtube.com/watch?v=P0Ndeq23CuI

When I was 17, I supported myself for 6 months entirely with stolen money.

From who? Details.

Ehhhh as much as I want to get her picture and post it up, I'm like 90% sure that buddy in question lurks. She's decent looking. Tiny little fuckable body but a massive slut bag. Pretty typical party slag if you know kinda what I'm talking about. She was pretty young at the time (Like maybe 16 at the oldest) so I'm glad she didn't hook up with either of us in hindsight. As far as the wallet goes I just burned what was left.

Ah it all good I have a nice visual now. That "typical party slag" type is exactly who I love to steal from, especially sexy little bitches like that. I'd be thrilled if that happened to me

Generally I've only stolen from people that stole from me first (semi-honor code I guess?).

Most recent I remember was when this chick that was dating one of my friends just straight up took about 3 grams of weed out of my hand and wandered off while we were chatting at a party. Found her later that night passed out in the corner of a bedroom with her phone and wallet out on the floor, so I just grabbed $60 to make up for what she took. Didn't touch her phone because she was one of those "I need my cellular fix 24/7" type chicks.

Was other wise a pretty chill night.

I'll do one more since nobody seems to be posting really.

>be me with that same nigger from the other stories
>be smoking k2 (spice, flocka, syn) whatever the fuck you want to call it
>all fucked up and out of our minds on it
>bag runs out
>start fiending for more
>no money because we spent it all on drugs
>go to bad side of town because it's not sketchy to drive around at night there
>see house with for sale sign up
>all lights off and furniture still inside
>buddy who's an expert lock pick now gets right in front door
>we jack just about everything we can carry
>talking tv, stereo, fucking blueray movies we didn't give a shit
>get about 2 grand in shit before we call it quits and take off
>we whip around block and come back to see if all is good
>two cops parked outside standing with neighbors in yard
>neighbors watched us break in and called cops
>fucking sigh of relief as we took off with our shit
>too afraid to sell it after that so we just split it and used the shit ourselves

We literally got away with the crime due to the police and their shit response time in that area. If you called them to that side of town it ALWAYS took them a while to arrive.

Bumping for more stories.

> be me

> be 13

>IM in the locker room

> my best friend tells me that he will give me 50 bucks if i steal an all red g shock watch, we do stuff like this all of the time.

> It is laying on top of a kids bookbag

>sneaks over, and grabs it

>kid comes back

>yells "wheres my watch!"

> never gets caught B)

Yeah, nigga, I stole yo' momma's heart.

for real tho

Nudes?

How?

I don't see problem with this. If I lose my wallet (yes and I have) I'm just happy to get my ID/CC back, if this kind person needed 40 bucks to save me the frustration and costs of cancelling and replacing all that shit I'm happy. A real asshole would take everything.

Did he end up forgiving you?

Why would I steal anything? what am I, fucking Bulgarian?

I was a petty crook. Not nearly enough balls to try and use the credit cards inside and all that.