Be deep in forrest

>be deep in forrest
>see this
WWYD

Nothing because im not a fucking rapist

What the fuck am I doing in the forest

Mind my own fucking buissness and keep walking and remind myself that Im not going to prison for rape

tell them to gtfo of my forest

Offer to buy her a fish sandwich

Go up to her, slowly flirt and go towards the idea of sex, make out, fuck, cum all over her. Then I'll take off my VR headset clean up the mess I made and cry.

Steal her bike because I'm a nigger

Rant to her about how amazing it is to find a forest when you live smack dab in the middle of a desert.

shake my boughs at her menacingly, but the dumb bitch will probably just think its the wind lol

Living the dream, user

ask her why the fuck she isn't riding her bike, and offer to fix it if broken.

Say hi, thank her for moving to the side for me to ride by.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

/thread

hey faggot you'd be facing the same way than

Ko her the eat that ass like groceries

You're in the forest foraging for various herbal reagents for a side-quest.

That's the joke

lmaoooooo
europoor education at its best.......
360 means you are facing the same way you big ol dumbo
you wanted to say 180... kekerino peperino

what did he mean by this

>tip fedora
>m'lady

You are trying to hard

Give her something to wear. It's bloody cold

Be deep in her ass.

/thread

...

because im not a scumbag:
>as i approach cough from distance so she notices me and doesnt get scared
>greet and attempt to chat
>ask where shes headed and if she wants company
>she'd probably say no and im ok with it
>fall behind and let her walk alone
>after a moment storm in and start the rape engines
>body never found
>papa johns after hard day

How the fuck did she find a bike? I'm pretty sure I got rid of everything she could use to escape.

Repeated violent anal rape - what else is there?

/thred

Ask her if she needs a pair of pants.

My almost girlfriend a few years back... she actually left her phone in my car on accident one night and I jerked off to her pictures haha. This was one of the pics which she later uploaded to ig... anyways wwyd anons!?

Ok edgelord

ur gf have bunion

Put some shoes on her to cover up the shitstains.

>My almost girlfriend
Bullshit.

I'd be mainly wondering why there are so few trees and a path.

I was not to big on feet so never noticed them

Really really, you don't needa believe me. She looks better in her pics tho, in person she was fairly average

Fuck off sandnigger

Tell her to put on sun screen because she has white skin and skin cancer is not a joking matter.
Then tell her to cover up and be more modest because Allah commands it.

kys dude this feeet holyshit how can you fuck somthing like this ? you disgusting human

>Witcher 3 gameplay experience

Id fuck her regardless of her feet honestly. You fuck pussy not feet!

whats an Allah

>Knock her out
>Steal bike
>Leave in forest
>Dies in forest overnight because she can't find her way out in pitch black and has 0 survival anything on

I have literally never seen someone admit they're not black as hard as you just did

a creature similar to cthulhu

Moon god from pre-history. Raped little girls.

>faints. bitch wants to help. tell her i have a rare sickness and that im going to fucking die right here if she doesnt make me cum.

>nice 1337 meme

/thread

>say "hey"
>check out dat ass

that's about it. i'm old, married, not attractive, and not a criminal.

>being this new

she didnt wear those shorts in the woods to NOT get banged bent over handlebars

>Hi
>Are you OK? since you aren't on your bike.

oh man i wud fucking love this, i would take her to my place sit her down, and with fatherly concern teach her about good life choices

i can never tell if those are just bait so they win or if they are new.
>guess i lost the game

>hey, im fine i just had to rest this perfect little ass for a minute.
>do you mind a blowjob?
erm okay
as he pulls his pants down two black males jump out the forest
>get robbed nigga, they scream.

Ask the dumb cunt why she is riding without a helmet on.

bicycle helmets are for faggots

>tfw 83
>tfw divorced, single father
>tfw no hope for the future.

Say hi and keep walking because I'm not a mooslem.

Wonder how cars are making tracks deep in the forest.

punch her in the head 7 times and put a star shape in her skull with a hammer then fuck the brain until its mush and finish on her tounge then suck on the tounge and then use her asshole as a finger puppet

t. deranged abdullah

>83
wtf post a picture of your old ass hands for proof

1983 you faggot

seeing as i'm black. steal bike

dude, you're over thinking this

Whack skull with hammer...brain fuck?

>single father

=.=

>almost girlfriend
WTF is an almost girlfriend? That's just some chick you knew.

No one refers to their age as the year they were born, faggot.
>how old are you user?
>1983
Fucking what? Go back to Mars.

>This faggot doesnt hit the bars or clubs

Using DOB is more common than you realize, but you'd have to leave the house to figure that one out.

>Say that's a nice bike.

>taking the bait

...

Shitpost on Sup Forums asking people what they'd do.

offer her some eggs

Your*
> learn english faggot

ask if she has a younger sister

>year not from around these parts boy

> year
Faggot its *your*
People these days...

i like you user, dont go home tomorrow

then ud be facing her u fucking idiot, no wonder i hate humanity... smh

I am home for few days in a row now faggot.
> low iq faggot

In this day and age? I would turn the fuck around and walk the direction I just came from. Fuck, you even LOOK at underage now days and you get labeled a pedo. Fuck that shit. I'm out!!

good boy