HOW LONG IS YOUR COCK?
I MEASURED IT AND IT'S 7.2". I MEASURED USING THUNDERPLACE METHOD.
FUNNY THING IS NO GIRL EVER SAID IT'S BIG OR SMALL. I HAD SOME COMPLAINTS TO GO SLOW ORI WAS TOO ROUGH (EVEN THOUGH I GO SLOW ALWAYS) AND REFUSED ANAL A FEW TIMES BUT I ALSO GOT INTO WOMAN'S ASS PRETTY EASY WITH KY.
SO HOW FUCKING BIG ARE PORN GUYS? SOME HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 10"
Pretty sure if you have to use any other method than measuring from base to tip, you're searching for any reason you can find to justify your extremely tiny penis.
LET ME GUESS..YO UMEASURE FROM HALF WAY TO TIP AND HAVE 10"??
GTFO YOU CUNT FAT FUCK
maybe you lack thickness
5.9" GIRTH. NOT MASSIVE BUT BIG
porn girls are tiny, look up their heights, porn is fake bruh.
OH FUCK OFF SMALL DICK. 8" IS 8" EVERY WHERE YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT BITCH MOTHERFUCKER
fuckn lold. not 007
This
Most of my favorite porn stars are barely over 5 feet tall. The dicks in porn look massive because the girls are tiny. Yeah the guys have big dicks but it is amplified on camera by the tiny size of the girl.
What is the thunderplace method?
YEAH AND MOST GIRLS MEN FUCK ARE PETITE . NOT LIKE THE ONES YOU FUCK- YOUR 400 POUND MOMS.
I'm 6.75 inches long and 6 inch circumference and every girl I've fucked has said my dick is big so you're probably lying about your size user
BASE TO TIP BUT NO PUSHING IN THE RULER SO IF YOU HAVE A FAT PAD, AS ALL OF YOU DO, YOU LOSE 1-2"
YEAH BUT 10 YEAR OLDS ARE PRETTY TIGHT
Oh, in that case 6.5.
AND WTF THE POINT ASSHOLE?
Could not parse sentence
OP reminds me of that episode of South Park, that everyone had anger issues because they had a small dick.
Dick size isn't that important senpai
I was just about to say that.
Made me kek a harder then anything posted in a ylyl thread recently
7" with 5.8" girth....
wish i was 8.5" long
SORRY OP HERE. I MESSED UP THE MEASUREMENTS. MY PENIS IS 7.2 CENTIMETRES LONG.
Wow your penis is 2.8 inches long!
AHHHH..FAT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FAT FUCK WAS BUTT HURT IN THE OTHER THREAD...OK FAT KID....HAVE YOUR FUN
That explains some things
You have a bad case of noodle dick my friend. I feel sorry for you
see
LMFAO...SAYS THE FAT FUCK WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS DICK. THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS SEEN YOUR DICK IN THE LAST 10 YEARS IS YOUR MOMMA
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worst bait ever.
right about 10, 3 wide.. *shrug* 99% of the time people do not care.. having a big penis will get you a pat on the back, having a really REALLY small one might get you laughed at.. but you prob still gonna get laid.. bitches are just well.. bitchy.
What the fuck even is this thread dude
Im 22cm long and 15cm in girth. Metric master race checkin in. And a /fitizen, just got out of natty stage. Get jealous fat fuck while bitches mire on me
LOL....OK 400 POUND BALDING DIABETIC PATIENT
OK 500 POUND SHUT IN.I AM JEALOUS.
Very large clit or feminine penis.
A CASTRADO?
>"I don't know what an inch is" the post
Sounds like something a chode would say. Nice internet shouts btw, maybe you should go to bed. Mom and Dad will get angry otherwise
OK BALDING 50 YEAR OLD STILL LIVING WITH MUMMY.....RIGHT ON IT.
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>717419654
ITT: We lie about our dick sizes
>five inches girth
7 incher reporting in
Shhh kid let the big boys have a convo maybe you should... zipit
LOL. YOU MEAN 4.7"
IT'S MEASURED AROUND YOU DUMB LONELY FAT FUCK
6'' ~ 7'' depending on the occasion
a lot of porn guys are actually around the high end of average (~6'') although there are definitely a lot of dudes up to 9''
OK KISSLESS VIRGIN..AND NO, MUMMY'S BLOW JOBS DON'T COUNT
im not lying about my cock size lol......
7" by 5.8" girth. no joking....
THESE GUYS ARE SO FAT THAT THEY CAN'T SEE THEIR 4" COCKS......I BELIEVE YOU user...THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. WE BIG DICKS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER,
Average 6.8" uncut
that's still mad thicc (& extremely rare)
Post urs then bb
NO IT'S NOT DUMB FUCK. IT'S PROBABLY A BIT ABOVE AVERAGE OR 3X YOUR SMALL PENCIL DICK
I ALREADY DID FAT FUCK
o shit just had to look at the ruler again
i thought we were talking about dollar+ dicks
your trolling efforts really aren't of the highest quality. you must try harder
Don't see it on here
Two fists and a head.
Never really measured because I'm not really worried about it
This caps moron...
8" pretty thick
I'm 7.5" from the base and literally every girl I've dated has said my dick is big.
So you're probably not 7.2 or you're measuring it wrong
this long
16.8cm long, 12.5cm thick. I know, I have a pencil dick but who really fucking cares cos I'm never going to have to use it anyway
Stop writing in caps you fucking loser
pornmeasurements.tumblr.com
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>although there are definitely a lot of dudes up to 9''
no.
it's like a bell curve, you do see some monsters in porn but more often than not it's all angles
So you agree that there isn't " a lot of dudes up to 9" " in porn or elsewhere ?
they're extremely rare in the real world but a fair amount show up in pron
No. look here :
What the fuck is an inch??!