At what age is it no longer appropriate to ride your dog?

At what age is it no longer appropriate to ride your dog?

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At the age where the dog can ride you.

/thread man

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When you're big enough it hurts your dog. Doesn't matter how old you are. If I were a midget, I'd have a saddled dog I'd ride. Like that dude in Labyrinth.

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all ages are inappropriate to ride your dog

if a dog lets someone ride it, it's a fag dog

Is this somebody's fetish? And what does it say about them?

Kek

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lel your horses sure are small there. Look at that car it looks like soemone put a van in a compactor.

Same dog? What the fuuuuuuuuuck is even happening ??

that's what he said

Can we take a moment to actually consider how awesome this would be?

60kg is appropiate age to stop

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This dog is a real slut.

never

even tho the dog doesnt seem to mind it actually damages its back

yes even tiny kids

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monidoring

i have a feeling this thread is not about dogs

lol

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yummy

me too famalam...me too...

in 10-20 years about 50 kids in some small eastern european country gonna be talking about that st bernard and the creepy white guy that molestered them

Though dead he be, it belongs to he;

So hand the old bone over!'

'For a couple of pins,' says Troll, and grins,
'I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.

A bit o' fresh meat will go down sweet!

I'll try my teeth on thee now.

Hee now! See now!

Lucky dog!

your doggo's going to end with back problems for the rest of his life.
Dogs aren't horses, faggot, they're not supposed to be mounted, even by kids.

the doges will evolve stronger backs bro chill

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Depends on where you live.

>At what age is it no longer appropriate to ride your dog?
When you're too old to ride your dog, let the dog ride YOU!

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fuck language is that faggot

speak english

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Still plenty of older girls ride their dogs....
Just don't admit it i'm sure

GO BACK TA ENGLAND, YA LIMEY.
WE SPEAK MERICAN 'ROUND HEAR.

Never too old

very nice cp/beastiality thread

When you start riding cock.

you guys seriously never read the hobbit? It's from the trolls...

moar pls

The only guys who read books like that are virgins and losers.

FBI

>the hobbit
Is that the one where Magneto's a wizard?
I saw that movie.
Don't remember no little girls riding dogs in it. Just orcs an elephants.

the only guys who don't read JRR Tolkien are niggers

>rather be a nerd than nigger

heh

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It's from lotro. Samwise isn't in the Hobbit

post the girl that is giving a handjob to her pony

This is part of why Sup Forums went from garbage dump to carcinogenic cess pool. People like you saw everyone pretending to be retarded and felt right at home.

why does OP have this huge hilarious collection of girls riding some dog.

holy shit, this little dog dick slave even wears a choker

what are her parents doing lol

To be honest, I'm into ponyplay, femdom, and lolinatrixes, so I find this thread quite interesting.
Please continue.

All I have. Lost my beast folder

I really wish the dogs were on their backs in all those pics.

We need to breed larger dogs/wargs. Feed the nothing but manipulated meats to make them grow like crazy. Id ride one to work.

this is wrong. it should be dog riding girl

nice

Feeding them doesn't help achieve that. You need selective breeding over many generations.
Unluckily, dog backs are pretty shit and they can't bear any meaningful weight, it messes with their column.
So you'd probably have better luck breeding smaller horses instead.

Why is this a thing?
How is this a thing?

you right but it about Bilbo when he has run in with the stone trolls :)

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Fuck, I'm tripping balls and I'm reading this fucking thread high AF

found another

dogs just aren't meant to be big, they get arthritis fast and are crippled/dead in 8 years

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This dog's name is Holy Shit.
Because that's always the first thing anyone says when they see him.

"He's a big, handsome boy."
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It's called being cool and getting girls, mad virgin.

no one put a pic of a dog riding a girl in this post? this is really Sup Forums?

I'm in the 14th best overall university in the country and the course I'm studying here is the 7th best in the country. :)

>1. Buy big dog
>2. Attract little girls
>3. ????
>4. Profit

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>14th best
out of what, 15?
>7th best
these numbers are nothing to strive for, user.
Here in the USA, EVERYTHING is number one.

hey if a dog can do it so can i

never. Dog is not build for that and could get problems with spine.

>>>this

that Dog is hot!!

sorry to hear, bro

Better question what age is it appropriate for your dog to ride you?

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Haha he still thinks University is for intelligent people.

Any age

Out of over 150 :)

>Says the fat virgin neet

>I couldn't get in to uni so I'll make fun of people who did

depends on the size of the dog

Depends on the size of the dog and whether you mean vaginal or anal.
You don't want to be trying vaginal with a great dane at ten years old. Anal, maybe, but not vaginal. Chihuahuas, on the other hand, are rated Age 3 and up.

1. Get a niece
2. Cuddle with her
3. Sleep together
4. Buy her skirts, teddy bears, tshirts.
???
PROFIT

Never let your daughter ride the dog. She'll want a horse later in life and you cant afford that shit

where can i buy a niece?

That kid should respect his mother, fucking awfull

Try comet Ping Pong or Besta Pizza

>:)

holy crap, that's literally cancer

kek

:^) why do you say that?