ITT: Poorly describe the plot of a movie/tv show, other anons try and guess what it is

ITT: Poorly describe the plot of a movie/tv show, other anons try and guess what it is.

>Guy goes hitchhiking, shits himself to death

>dude goes to space
>goes into a wormhole
>Fucking dies

Into the wild

>bitch goes to a place which is a complete fuck
>everyone dies except for her
>sleeps a lot
>goes back to same place
>everyone dies again
>sleeps a lot again

2001

Interestellar

correcto

>tard gives people chocolate.
>flashback: ass hurts
>feather.

correcto

GTFO faggot

forrest gimp ?

Kill Bill

>Generally good looking but short man goes to Japan
>Gets NAM' flashbacks but about the US
>Drunk
>Becomes samurai

Alien?

The Last Samurai

Truly, the Japanese need to make a movie about The Last Cowboy, or perhaps The Last Mohican, featuring a wapanese.

The Last Samurai ?

Spot on.

Yes

guy shove a glass jar up his anus
jar breaks
guy bleeds but hes ok

>guy likes plant and milk
>dies

Batman

Dr who ?

Glass assssss

>Plays a board game but ends up in crazy situations.

YES !

What the fuck man? No.

guy kills a bunch of germans at a christmas party after his marriage turns to shambles

>mentally disturbed kid beats up the mentally disturbed

>little baby boy does 9/11
>government bombs little baby boys base
>little baby boy MADD
>obama is his dad
>kills his dad and then the lizard overlord

Nope
Bingo

> Guy don't speak language
> Read book
> Speak language
> wedding
> revolution ends

batman

Oujia?

>a man with an anxiety disorder goes on a roadtrip with a retarded bitch to rescue his disabled son from child molesters

Jumanji?

A loving housewife is murdered by a gang just after giving birth to their now disabled son. The son is lost after wandering off and being kidnapped. The father goes on a journey across thousands of miles, scouring acres and acres for his son. He makes friends with former gang members looking to reform and a mentally disabled woman who has been lost for years. Eventually, he find that his son has been put into a concentration camp and has escaped with the help of other inmates. He is finally reunited with his father.

>non Trump Guys goes to place
>Poor spics are needy cowards
>Clinton guys killz bad guys then die
> spics mourn for dead guys

yap

Any Adam Sandler movie

> guy kills his father
> Beats a nigger
> Gets beat by the niggers white bitch

that works.

reality

>teens fight STD monster

no one will guess this one

DIe hard

You're missing the point here

Teen titans go

>two dudes with a message and a package
>ketchup
>eat burger, shoot guy in face, meet wolf, a robbery, have epiphany, get shot by boxer

Finding nemo

toxic avenger?

>police lieutenants solve murders

nig n jap

...

pulp salami

lol no

It follows ?

>the front fell off
>New York is cold
>Reverse Mexico

into the wild?

> two dudes
> poor clothing style
> They do get better

The Day After Tomorrow?

jumanji

>a chick does drugs
>turns into a thumbdrive

>trees
>fruit
>locomotives

>old fag goes on a travel for eternal life
> gets reck
> horrible creature rapes the other one
> no feminazy gets offended

no
we have a winner!

True defective ?

yes

Lucy

Mr. Nobody ?

american horror story? season 1????

Nancy and the 3 stoges

whats this one?

Forrest Gump

>will Smith's autism movie

Thirteenth warrior. Kek

>nerd gets stuck on planet

Pulp Fiction.

After Earth

Lucey ?

The martian?

finding Nemo

Inception?

Nop. The Terminal

>self-serving redneck family
>old fart gets degraded by his wife
>old fart is really stupid
>black and white for some reason

yep

ye

>alien invasion
>jews make them sick

>demon bitch
>lots of sex for some reason
>nigger
>outdated video system

Black guy drives Audi R8.

Into the wild?

>gay robot talks too much
>mild incest
>shit blows up

Falling Skies?

Yup.

>A taxi
>A little girl
>A moicano
>A sociopath

> late to the party

any star wars movie

Leon

Jews make everyone sick.

Correct

>Satan
>Saddam Hussein is also there

magnificent 777s

>midgets
>take 13 months to get to volcano