Just curious... Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Just curious... Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

>Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone
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The bitch from London Grammar

I fucked dahvie vanity from botdf if that counts he's my ex boyfriend. Lol

In the mid 90s I was molested by a famous musician. Does that count?

>implying someone in this shithole every fucked anything besides his right hand

you and like every other 14 year old that went to their concerts.

>he's my ex boyfriend

kek he probably told 10 other girls and boys that they were dating at the same time as you.

story?

I fucked Ivanka Trump like 6 years ago in Vegas. It was dope.

story? her pubes look like her dads hair?

I know this is a lie because I know the trumps and ivanka is very sexually passive.

>I know this is a lie because I know the trumps
ah, the irony

underrated post

We were working out at the same gym late at night, no one else was there. I was shooting hoops, draining 3s one after the other. And she just came up to me and started sucking my dick, while I kept draining 3s. Blew a load all over her face and kept shooting 3s the whole time.

Then we went back to my hotel and I buried it deep in her ass like king arthurs sword.

>kept draining 3s
what are you, a nigger?

No, latino

I fucked Aly Raisman, she was in Tampa the same time I was. I acted like I didn't know who she was and she never said anything about it.

how was she in bed? look good naked?

Who?
True.

i fucked my left hand once

Gtfo donald

I creeped on Chloe sevigny in a clothing store. She was getting dressed in the dressing room and I could see a through the cracks in the curtains if I stood at the right place. All i managed to see was her topless in a bra. Went to the nearest restroom afterwards and beat off furiously. I'm a disgusting human. Does his count?

chuckled hard.

kek

the 1st Latino to make me laugh,, ever!!! thnx

I have a twitter friend who is a baseball player, and he told me she is an easy laid and takes in the ass like a champ.

I fucked a semi famous voice actress. no names, but she was not that good in bed.

i count it. I love celeb creep stories. much more believable.

i had sex with karla homolka way back in the 90s

I dont see the irony. Care to explain

I blew John Travolta in the crapper behind the Arby's. At least that's who he said he was.

nigga

could you tell she was crazy?

>Just curious... Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Feet count?
Feet count!

I got a foot job from Mariska Hargitay, famous for Law & ORder SVU . . . before she was famous.

> be 23 fresh out of college working lighting on shitty 90's grrrl power sitcom "Can't Hurry Love".
> staff party. drinks. people buzzed (not me). I offer rides home. Only Mariska accepts.
> get to her condo and she invites me in
> I don't know what to expect as a) I'm a nobody b) she is WIDELY rumored to be a closeted lesbian (look at that fucking man jaw if you don't believe it)
> we sit on the couch and she tells me about the renovations and we drink water and chat (mostly she chats)
> her shoes are off and she eventually puts them in my lap and my erection is obvious
> she tells me to take it out and starts giving me a foot job on the couch. I only last a minute and she giggles and thanks me for the ride.
> We hug at the door (mostly she hugs me) and my fucking cum is still on her toes.
> she acts weird around me onset thereafter.

Today I still watch L&O SVU just to see her MILF out. She actually looked better @ 45 than late 20's because age (and plastic surgery likely) have softened that man-jaw.

She is still rumored to be lesbian despite being married (to a rumored phaggot) with a kid.

Not really a foot guy, but it's one of my fondest sexual memories.

Pic related.

SEEN HER ON THE ANDRE ROBERTS SHOW. GREAT BODY.. THAT FACE THOUGH..UGLY AS FUCK

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definitely odd not cray-cray though

Is it true her football team gangbang?

nice face. details?

story?

NO YOU DIDN'T. SHE WAS IN THE CARIBBEAN AT THAT TIME YOU FAT FUCK

how was she in bed? what'd you think when you found out she was a serial killer?

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces

Kek

3 years ago I dated a girl that had starred in a grammars book photo story. Everyone in our region had this exact book in school. Is that famous enough?

sad shes dead, I use to listen to her when she was like 14 on youtube, crazy what happened

Dolly Parton

why not?

I know a girl who fucked Jean Simmons from Kiss, but he'll sleep with anything so it's not a huge accomplishment.

went to the same bible study, got horny watching "Good Will Hunting" while cuddling, kissed, we were both virgins and religious so she suggested anal. Came inside her ass.

As far as he knows, just a myth. Once, my friend and four more fellows ended alone with Miranda. She was horny and wasted, they too, things went insane and all they fucked all her holes like pigs. Doing with her everything they could think. Cum everywhere.
She was very angry next day. Fuming and livid. She thought they put something on her drink. After a lot of talks and apologies, a few days after they convinced her that there was nobody to blame for it. Things happen when people get too drunk. Also, he told me she was very sore after “just” five man fucked her, so I doubt she is into gangbangs. She loves a good fuck, but she is not a nympho.
Oh, forget to say, they were cool again few weeks later.

I fucked the first girl from Lazy Town. AMA

That's nasty.

Phone number?

IT'S THE WAY SHE DIED THAT IS FUCKED

Do pornstars count as famous? Then Sara Jay and Mika Tan.

A couple years ago Sara Jay was offering blowjobs for Twitter followers. I followed and got my BJ. I couldn't cum in her mouth so she let me jerk off on her tits.

When Mika Tan worked at the bunny ranch in Nevada I got a 1 hr "half & Half" with her. Blwo and fuck.

An actual celebrity????? No.

>Doing with her everything they could think
Elaborate… not to fap, just for science

Story

Hooked up with the daughter of the bassist to Testament. Kind of famous is by degrees

shes hungarian,,AND YOU'RE 45 50?

bull shit

How was the bj from Sara, and how was the "half & half" from Mika?

nothing wrong with it

bush?

Can’t believe that, but honestly curious… his twitter?

How old was she? was it raw? Any anal action? I know i would tongue her asshole deep...

she had a semi big freckle on the inside of her left butt cheek by the hole.

I'm 44... like your post (nice dubs).

And she's only 1/2 Hungarian . . . from her father, who's jaw she inherited.

ATTN AUTISTIC FAT 12 YEAR OLDS: EVERY THIN HERE IS 100% FICTION. YOU WON'T FUCK A FEMALE MUCH LESS A CELEBRITY SO FUCK OFF.

first day here?

No i havent.

you really need to get a life bro. Do you ever go outside? or just roam Sup Forums every day in your parents basement and troll threads? You're the same fuck nut from the canada threads.

Only a comedians sister. not close enough

The BJ was lackluster, and I'd fapped earlier (hoping to last longer), which made it hard to cum. She was in a hurry, which is a turn off.

Mika was great. Giggly, energetic, talkative and plenty of tongue kissing. AFterwards we went to the bar and had a drink and I got a nice hug before I left.

Too bad she's left the porn world.

Yep, blazing pink.

Loljk, no she was shaven. And had brown hair.

I fucked best friend's sodapoppin ex.

43 here. i fancy her quite a bit. on chicago pd.. for example. am jelous. respect. Thandie newton was a friend of our famly when she lived down in The south of the UK.(till 16) Never got close to her though

NO SOMETIMES I MAKE UP SHIT LIKE FUCKING CELEBRITIES WHEN TRULY I AM A 50 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT FUCK ROAMING 4 CHAN

>be me living in japan
>fuck some stupidly adorable girl in a bar
>turned out to be Kyary Pamyu Pamyu; looks different without all her weird anime shit on.

Underrated post kek'd

lol… I remember he told me all they fucked her at once, two in her mouth, two in her pussy, another in the ass. There was some bondage and that little breasts looked smoking hot with BDSM gear breast bondage rings. No condoms, they came on every hole of hers at least once and all over her body. What else… she was very loudly and enthusiastic at first, sucking dicks like there is no tomorrow. She fucked back even when she was double or triple penetrated until she was too tired. Every time they called slut, whore or such, she giggled like a little girl, loving it. It was a perfect night, but next day there was a huge drama, as I said.
I saved our conversations for DM when we shared hot stories of our sexual life, so if I can find stuff about Miranda Cosgrove before thread get deleted, I will post it.

… well…
thread will be deleted soon, so I don’t think it will be a problem.
Twitter com/Mikeybro_
He is a cool boy. You can befriend him if you don’t act like a creep lol

MUMMY WILL BE HOME SOON FROM BINGO. MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T FIND THE KY ON YOUR CATS ASSHOLE.

honestly, why do you care

Her mother was Jayne Mansfield, who made a movie career out of blonde hair and big tits.

I am the man having sex with Ariana Grande. No one will believe me.

I fucked an escort who was a former pornstar. She only did like 10 scenes, but you can find most of them on xvideos and shit right now. I guess that kinda counts.

sheeps...asshole mate

story and greentext

Impossible. I'm virgin just like you.

Bet you're jerking to West World quite a bit nowadays?

Thandie sure isn't shy on that show.

This chick was like my little sisters idol m8

Don't have it anymore, lost contact when she moved to Vancouver.

Was she a good fuck?

She get murdered or something?

I'm the great dane having sex with Ariana Grande. Sup bro?

$100 bucks this thread goes on for an hour and you don't post shit. This is the oldest pasta in the book.

i couldn't get into it to be honest with you, I preferred her as Gracie in Rogue. But yes, I google her from time to time.

yeah she was. After a steady diet of BBC from good looking wealthy blacks she wanted anal from a balding unemployed IT loser living in mommy's basement. She said my 2" was a lovely change from 9" bbc.

Part of the world of celebrities is very cut and organized. Everything is planned and catered. I'm considered a beau by Hollywood standards because my job is to literally fuck her, so she doesn't go whoring or partying. I get paid to do this. It's great, but it gets lonely. I'm not allowed to do fun things like cum on her face or spit on her. But she's huge into anal plugs.

it's too bad she went the way she did honestly.. she was a really sweet girl. She was my first anal experience so i'm happy for that.. even though she was so tight it almost broke my dick