You wake up, look up around you and realize that you are between the legs of a giant teen boy, look up and see pic related. You must be only a few inches tall
The boy is blindfolded, tied to the floor, and gagged
His giant cock is throbbing uncontrollably and he's given up trying to get free
What do b
mfw
wtf
Probably walk up and punch a ball as hard as I can
Walk up under balls
Poke asshole
Be hit with a tsunami of boy poo
Be dead
would wonder why I didn't kill my son sooner
get under his foreskin and lick all around under the head of his cock until he cums
the only good choice
Bump for interest
Crawl in butt
...
Go rob a bank. Nobody will ever suspect it.
>foreskin
>on a circumsised dick
have niggers tongue my anus
It's hard to say if it's actually circumcised
i can dream
how da fuck you gonna carry the money
>Implying any nasty ant eater uncut dick would look as good as that cock.
>Grab 2 Melons and tie to chest
>Put Wig on boy
>Suck her cock
>Girl with a cock ain't gay
I ain't no faggot.
Kek
I'd climb up on belly
Wrap arms around benis
Try to make him blow
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'd probably head home and play some vidya, as I'm not an outrageous, technicolour faggot
How will you do that if you are tiny and it's winter dumb fag
The way I always do it. With my legs. You basically throw one leg forwards as far as you can and then throw the other leg to catch up. Body follows cause it doesn't have a choice.
It's amazing what one can achieve when unconstrained by rampant faggotry.