>get new oven >cooking one of those chicken kievs with juicy garlic butter juice inside >drunk af >its time >the new pan has bended a bit due to the insane heat >pick it up >a puddle of oil/grease at around 2000 degrees puddles into the palm of my left hand >scream, have my hand under a tap for hours while waiting for ice to freeze >take hand away from water, within 5 seconds feel it all over again
Got any happy songs that aren't gay like that was, Sup Forums? Please cheer me up. I guess I'll start
Popped most the blisters already with a needle. Just found a new one, juice everywhere. More juice in that than the kiev probably. I'm such a fucking spastic, cooking when drunk is dumb. You're likely going to fall asleep or burn shit, food or hands whatever. Getting a lot of sympathy from everyone today so that's nice though lol. I guess some people actually give a shit about me.
op's pic is uncle junior from the sopranos. he made his nephew, the main character of the show, really mad by stating repeatedly at the dinner table that he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
his nephew, named tony, also admitted his mother to a "retirement community," AKA old people's home. when she was taken out to live at home, tony yelled that his mother was abusive to the staff in a very italian manner.
also, gabbagool
Justin King
>he hasn't seen the sopranos
Adam Thomas
I know the ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY meme, nearly replied with it, but no idea why.
watch it crissy, nugga I literally gave birth to this thread with uncle jnr
1. comfy af and I like his hair, singer sounds a bit like Rivers 2.relaxing, saving for later. Love the acoustic strings. Never been a huge bowie voice fan but love the music he puts together, its on another level and I should listen to more. 3.Top kek. Pretty cool tho. 2.