Get new oven

>get new oven
>cooking one of those chicken kievs with juicy garlic butter juice inside
>drunk af
>its time
>the new pan has bended a bit due to the insane heat
>pick it up
>a puddle of oil/grease at around 2000 degrees puddles into the palm of my left hand
>scream, have my hand under a tap for hours while waiting for ice to freeze
>take hand away from water, within 5 seconds feel it all over again

Got any happy songs that aren't gay like that was, Sup Forums? Please cheer me up. I guess I'll start

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Holy shit music beside hope you are ok OP

thanks man, blisters everywhere on the hand but doesn't hurt much anymore, appreciate your concern you have yourself a good day.

>waiting for ice to freeze

pretty much, 2 hours under the tap I switched to sitting in the bathtub and using that tap so I wouldn't have to stand anymore.

At this point I was glad I got the ice cube thing in the freezer started.

Here's another happy song I guess

youtube.com/watch?v=eh8eb_ACLl8

youtube.com/watch?v=7DyODjiLXcQ

That chicken kiev sounds delicious, I'm sorry it burned you.

Just keep your hand cold. It's going to feel so good when that blister pops.

Anyways, I would recommend some Hi-Standard.

>juicy garlic butter juice

last self-bump

youtube.com/watch?v=nVhNCTH8pDs

Popped most the blisters already with a needle. Just found a new one, juice everywhere. More juice in that than the kiev probably. I'm such a fucking spastic, cooking when drunk is dumb. You're likely going to fall asleep or burn shit, food or hands whatever. Getting a lot of sympathy from everyone today so that's nice though lol. I guess some people actually give a shit about me.

youtube.com/watch?v=KfddQf2mlVY

I always boil mac and cheese when I'm a sixer in.

It's not hard, so it's cool.

it's ok OP, your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete

youtube.com/watch?v=vej7CQ8qVxE

What is this fresh exciting meme, I want to be one of the early guys who actually knows what it's about without having to go to knowyourmeme dot org.


captcha: FIND THE STOP SIGNS

THERE AREN'T ANY

Not a fresh meme, user.

smokin bass line

just posting shit that makes me happy now, not actual 'happy' songs

drunk enough to check out your shit anons, post it up!

youtube.com/results?search_query=the faceless ghost

oops

youtube.com/watch?v=oFtiZ6utkn4

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF

yet again, far too dank, I have no idea what this means

youtube.com/watch?v=w3jTa5JL8Ms

op's pic is uncle junior from the sopranos. he made his nephew, the main character of the show, really mad by stating repeatedly at the dinner table that he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

his nephew, named tony, also admitted his mother to a "retirement community," AKA old people's home. when she was taken out to live at home, tony yelled that his mother was abusive to the staff in a very italian manner.

also, gabbagool

>he hasn't seen the sopranos

I know the ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY meme, nearly replied with it, but no idea why.

watch it crissy, nugga I literally gave birth to this thread with uncle jnr

That's fucking funny
Sorry for your trauma

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not funny, thanks for the soz
so many links

I will watch the last 3 and report back nugga

back nugga

1. comfy af and I like his hair, singer sounds a bit like Rivers
2.relaxing, saving for later. Love the acoustic strings. Never been a huge bowie voice fan but love the music he puts together, its on another level and I should listen to more.
3.Top kek. Pretty cool tho.
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