Get new oven

[Adam Parker]

>get new oven
>cooking one of those chicken kievs with juicy garlic butter juice inside
>drunk af
>its time
>the new pan has bended a bit due to the insane heat
>pick it up
>a puddle of oil/grease at around 2000 degrees puddles into the palm of my left hand
>scream, have my hand under a tap for hours while waiting for ice to freeze
>take hand away from water, within 5 seconds feel it all over again

Got any happy songs that aren't gay like that was, Sup Forums? Please cheer me up. I guess I'll start

youtube.com/watch?v=hOIsYA1QDuk

[Luke Mitchell]

Holy shit music beside hope you are ok OP

[Michael Rivera]

thanks man, blisters everywhere on the hand but doesn't hurt much anymore, appreciate your concern you have yourself a good day.

[Nathaniel Thomas]

>waiting for ice to freeze

[Anthony Young]

pretty much, 2 hours under the tap I switched to sitting in the bathtub and using that tap so I wouldn't have to stand anymore.

At this point I was glad I got the ice cube thing in the freezer started.

Here's another happy song I guess

youtube.com/watch?v=eh8eb_ACLl8

[Jacob Hill]

youtube.com/watch?v=7DyODjiLXcQ

[Gavin Young]

That chicken kiev sounds delicious, I'm sorry it burned you.

Just keep your hand cold. It's going to feel so good when that blister pops.

Anyways, I would recommend some Hi-Standard.

[Wyatt Anderson]

>juicy garlic butter juice

[David James]

last self-bump

youtube.com/watch?v=nVhNCTH8pDs

[Easton White]

Popped most the blisters already with a needle. Just found a new one, juice everywhere. More juice in that than the kiev probably. I'm such a fucking spastic, cooking when drunk is dumb. You're likely going to fall asleep or burn shit, food or hands whatever. Getting a lot of sympathy from everyone today so that's nice though lol. I guess some people actually give a shit about me.