I lost my fingers in Vietnam, any questions?

I lost my fingers in Vietnam, any questions?

Why did you become a government drone?

yes why are you lying on the internet

who let the dogs out?

Are your parents cousins or something?

Why are there tiny little fingers regrowing there? Do you have a comic book healing factor that's just really slow?

I have no other talents
because I'm a sad person

>claims lost fingers in Vietnam
>4 fingers and a thumb w/o timestamp
gtfo, sir

lol I love it keep them jokes coming no
I mutated

That's a foot with a thumb

enough?

Favorite episode of Alton Brown's Good Eats?

Can you raid this without your fingers?

https //www twitch tv/dangerousreaper

i thought my vietnamees lompias tasted funnyz

more like sausage and pea's bro. I love when people joke about my hand. mostly everyone is afraid to ask or say something about it but I love when people are confident enough to interact

I can finger a pussy or two

I'd shake it even if you are stolen valor

Well fuck haha.
My apologies, sir, and thank you for your service!
Got any funny stories from combat in that hell hole?

I don't think that something like that has ever happened to me before
I mean the hand shaking with it

Why are you pointing at your screen?

show some kind of proof that you were in Vietnam

Yeah Vietnamese bitches give good head but I don't fuck them because I don't like hairy women no insult intended just being honest

I'm not I can barely interact with that finger lol haha
Yea and give out who I am

Look at the bright side, you can save a fortune on finger nail clippers

A soldier I know that was in Mogadishu had a kinda funny story
He said during the firefight, the enemy combatants were swarming and surrounding them and one of the soldiers yelled to the commanding officer "They're shooting at us from the trees!"
But he said it like the enemy was cheating, and the commanding officer was just like "WELL SHOOT BACK"

I'm gonna be honest I've used it once so I don't have to carry a lot of shit or smth can't remember exactly but people don't even bother asking they're just like oh yeah I'll get that for you

How old are you?

That's not an old hand, so you weren't there back when I was.

Did you learn your lesson about diddling the local whores without condoms on your fingers?

Wub a dub dub is that true?

I'm young but I look way older and my friends mostly are older aswell when people say how old I am they usually say smth like 25 but I'm younger

I have no regrets I did what I had to do

Do you get war-flashBANG BANG BANG BANG

How often do you get thanked for your service?
Was your hand 360 no scope rekt?

I used to play csgo I was supreme

If someone guesses what really hppened to my hand I'm gonna post half-face picture of me with timestamp

Was getting caught part of your plan

Grenade tennis/hot potato and you lost?

I don't think Inreally give a shit since I'm fucking depressed anyway and feel like shit mostly so yeah feel free to roast me or w/e I love laughing about myself so go on

Bicycle or motorbike accident

I wish but nah it's way less complicated

Tank tread accident?
Also you weren't in that Ia Drang shit, were ya?

Tell me what you did with whores
Any creampies

Well, you got caught sir. Now what's the next step in your master plan?

no I haven't hopped on a bike since summer I'm a little fat

I can say only one it wasn't an accident lol
I wish but can't risk that shit without condoms
I don't have a plan I just go with the flow, story of my life lol

Failed suicide attempt invovling a bicycle or motorbike?

Did you get bitched out for having A JELLY DONUT in your footlocker?

Never could go over thinking about suicide since I still care about some people wish I cared about myself as much but oh well

looks like a good movie thx

hahaha wtf is that shit a foot?

How'd you get that awesome super thumb, bro?

were you making caramel while at war or something?

Nope it's how my left hand looks
I sharpened it till it became this good
I made all the bitches wet just by my stare

>I lost my fingers in Vietnam
if you know they're in Vietnam, then they're not lost

maybe some shit bird ate em and pooped out elsewhere

lol

Birth defect. Now show face.

pro tip - try looking behind the sofa

thats the 1st place I check when i lost somthing

Where did you lose your fingers?

Say, when someone hands you something to your stumpies, disregarding how unlikely it is, do they feel awkward? some interesting stories perhaps?

Did you retrace your steps?

fuck how did you know

Do it op
post results

I lost my oven in Germany once. Big deal...

>how did you know

Cuz they look malformed - not like they've been cut off.

You'd be cuter if you shaved.

There's no scarring and they're all even

Nigga thats a birth defect. no ones falling for your faggotry. have your minder tie you a noose and end yourself

What's the hardest thing you do that normally requires using both hands?

no scars, barely have any palm yet still stubby finger things

Omish

fuck my bad

lol I actually now imagined what would it be like to have all fingers it feels weird lol.
the thing is that most of people don't notice that my hand is like that cuz people usually don't pay attention to things like that i mean I don't look like a handicap or smth people can't tell and it's not that easy to notice cuz they're usually busy doing smth else but stories yeah probably trolling people and making them feelinf awkward and oh btw in my early years it was difficult because I got a bit bullied in school but after some time I realized I can kick ass and people started respecting me

Not same user but my cousin has the same thing with his hand, his fingers are stubbier tho. Can you wank with that hand?

shit I can't say I'm very impressed but can't say I'm disappointed too lol gj
Lol stop being a bitch about it nobody gives a shit and you know it and yes I had and I explained why I haven't done it above
Don't really have that many problems I can't do pullups n shit but that's not important except for getting a job that requires both healthy hands because of more like a psychological field of view cuz i couldn't work in a public place where boths hands are required to interact with people you probably understand what I'm talking about

It was requisitioned and re-purposed for the war effort. We thank you for your generous contribution

I love it lol keep it coming
How does he deal with it? I mean is he ok, does he have friends, a gf etc.

Btw I love Hitler I think he is a genius he would have been pronounced as a genius if the war wouldn't have hppened

god dammit user can we have just ONE thread where Hitler doesnt show up

...

nein

I still need my oven back though. Need it.

How many of you smoke weed and how often lol
I've been smoking almost every day for last 2 weeks and I feel really relieved and good when high and I don't feel like I'm addicted aswell I'm still good and I can interact with others without any problems

No scars. Skin smoother than would be if you were truly old enough to have served.

lol I think I already mentioned somewhere that I'm younger than 25 also there is a half-face picture of me above

Im guessing you were just born that way?

Ye some people guessed that already

how did you lose your fingers?