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poop
I hope you had your semla today.
*comes up with flawless solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict*
now to write this down...
*microwave over beeps with my hot pockets ready*
*forgets about it*
>ameriblobs
>europoors
screeching
ah yes return of the hamdog very good
bum
fart
bum and fart
farts come out of bums
girls have bums and so do boys
boys put willies in girls and boys bums
girls have fannies that boys stick hard willies inside and do cums
doin a wank to the thought of putting a willy into a fanny and doing a cum
then doing a poo
what are you giving up for lent?
first for fully open third eye
>toppen av en bolle puttet på toppen av en annen bolle
hva faen
>ausnese
the 'abin
the USA is raising their military budget for 2018 by more than we spend in total
what are they even doing with all that money
hmm
pls get in the back seat tyler, this HDI convention isn't be going to arrange itself.
spending it on our military
literally nothing half the time but they've got to keep it up to feed that complex they're so fond of
you don't talk like that in here m8
wasting it on pointless neo-militarism
protecting trade interests
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spread freedom
are you genuinely autistic?
sue
are wet dreams actually a thing? Heard about this since I was 12 and haven't had a single one.
>t. fresher in poly-sci
HURR UR ARMY IS ALREADY BIG!!!! WHO NEEDS IT!!! CUT SPENDING ALREADY!!!
i wonder if i could pluck the third eye out so it's just a hole and then fuck her forehead
you enter the northern powerhouse
>forgot it was pancake day
im in fucking bed now ffs
Wouldnt you like to know
poortugal
need to spaff on that microphone
FUCK HER
stupid bint. HATE women
Yeah, I had them twice, 2 following nights after I dropped acid for the first and only time. It's like a wank only your brain thinks it's for real, jelly of people who have them regularly desu
Could I pass as a local in your country?
wow, cool, you got the joke
>le edge
literally want to end it
had sex for the first time in four years with an escort a few days ago
she was absolutely horrendous. missing one of her teeth. arsehole hairier than mine
couldn't even finish, had to pretend to cum to get it over and done with. £150 gone up that disgusting slags hairy fucking shitpipe. feels absolutely fucking terrible
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neat boats
71750466
shan't be giving any (you)s to this one
disingenuously autistic lads
I'm going to bed
you have one more post to entertain me
literally not an argument you autist
Stop watching porn
yes. have a best mate that looks just like you. tats and all
FOY
ululating at the absolute state of this thread
just need some of the tripcunts to come in and i'll be leaving
to be fair, i wouldn't want to fuck a hamplanet. so it's sort of the same thing. girls have their preferences.
Hey lads, what's going on?
uncontrollable urge to make low-effort low-quality posts lads
ello lads
>DRINKY
Welcome to brit
im going to bed soon too
bums
>El Salvador's widespread violence turned an unexpected corner with the brutal and fatal beating of the National Zoological Park's beloved hippopotamus Gustavito.
hmm
May shoot hot cum out of my penis in a bit
old and busted
ugh i really hate the hamdog edition for some reason it just really disgusts me
This thread needs more Vocaroos desu.
Here's a nice one I made a while back.
vocaroo.com
DO IT
May trigger Article 50 in a bit
Trigger article 50 already you pussy cunts
Does even 1 (one) british gal have an ass like that? lmao
nice
shouldve lied m8, I'm also a manlet and have had girls refuse the fact they were taller than me just so they could feel better about themselves getting on with me
Always have an emergency pizza in the freezer lads, trust me
Cum looking really yellow today. I think it mixed up with some weewee. Still tasted the same though
that'll teach that fat bastard
looks a lot like my ex
>beating a hippo to death
I'm not even mad, that's impressive.
kirsten on jeopardy in 2 minutes
on a three day streak
'no'
Me on the top right
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Im in hospital lads, the doctors aren't looking at my browsing history and reading my posts while im in the wifi, right? Bit scared desu
Meeting the proto-gf for the first time in 2 weeks lads
Absolutely shitting it
Got up out of bed and my sheets are covered in dead pinworms from sleeping naked lol
fascinating
people are fucking stupid
Hey quick question is that a man? Is that a biological male? Just asking because of the repulsive hips and soul-destroying breasts
what in the world was the fucking motive
and how did they manage to kill such a dangerous animal
Only thing in jeopardy here is my nofap
alri lads
Yes we are
Also the nurses are lying to you, the cancer has spread, you'll be dead in a month
Would like to go on a road trip across America with Alex Jones
85
youre so asinine
alri
i love mdma
What the fuck
Vile
absolutely nauseating
you sick fuck
only ever smoked weed. what's mdma like? i don't necessarily like drugs that affect my cognizance. what drugs are out there that are purely a body high?
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so at what age is it sad if im still single?
I have casual sex with a fwb or one night stand usually once a month, sometimes a few times a month in the summer
Im nowhere near my physical prime, but feeling like since im almost 26 i have to start thinking about a gf.
i'm here now do NOT post anything i don't like or 'll ban you
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what the fuck