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poop

I hope you had your semla today.

*comes up with flawless solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict*

now to write this down...

*microwave over beeps with my hot pockets ready*

*forgets about it*

>ameriblobs
>europoors
screeching

ah yes return of the hamdog very good

bum


fart


bum and fart

farts come out of bums

girls have bums and so do boys

boys put willies in girls and boys bums

girls have fannies that boys stick hard willies inside and do cums

doin a wank to the thought of putting a willy into a fanny and doing a cum

then doing a poo

what are you giving up for lent?

first for fully open third eye

>toppen av en bolle puttet på toppen av en annen bolle
hva faen

>ausnese

the 'abin

the USA is raising their military budget for 2018 by more than we spend in total

what are they even doing with all that money

hmm

pls get in the back seat tyler, this HDI convention isn't be going to arrange itself.

spending it on our military

literally nothing half the time but they've got to keep it up to feed that complex they're so fond of

you don't talk like that in here m8

wasting it on pointless neo-militarism

protecting trade interests

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spread freedom

are you genuinely autistic?

sue

are wet dreams actually a thing? Heard about this since I was 12 and haven't had a single one.

>t. fresher in poly-sci

HURR UR ARMY IS ALREADY BIG!!!! WHO NEEDS IT!!! CUT SPENDING ALREADY!!!

i wonder if i could pluck the third eye out so it's just a hole and then fuck her forehead

you enter the northern powerhouse

>forgot it was pancake day

im in fucking bed now ffs

Wouldnt you like to know

poortugal

need to spaff on that microphone

FUCK HER

stupid bint. HATE women

Yeah, I had them twice, 2 following nights after I dropped acid for the first and only time. It's like a wank only your brain thinks it's for real, jelly of people who have them regularly desu

Could I pass as a local in your country?

wow, cool, you got the joke

>le edge

literally want to end it

had sex for the first time in four years with an escort a few days ago

she was absolutely horrendous. missing one of her teeth. arsehole hairier than mine

couldn't even finish, had to pretend to cum to get it over and done with. £150 gone up that disgusting slags hairy fucking shitpipe. feels absolutely fucking terrible

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neat boats

71750466
shan't be giving any (you)s to this one

disingenuously autistic lads

I'm going to bed
you have one more post to entertain me

literally not an argument you autist

Stop watching porn

yes. have a best mate that looks just like you. tats and all

FOY

ululating at the absolute state of this thread
just need some of the tripcunts to come in and i'll be leaving

to be fair, i wouldn't want to fuck a hamplanet. so it's sort of the same thing. girls have their preferences.

Hey lads, what's going on?

uncontrollable urge to make low-effort low-quality posts lads

ello lads

>DRINKY

Welcome to brit

im going to bed soon too

bums

>El Salvador's widespread violence turned an unexpected corner with the brutal and fatal beating of the National Zoological Park's beloved hippopotamus Gustavito.
hmm

May shoot hot cum out of my penis in a bit

old and busted

ugh i really hate the hamdog edition for some reason it just really disgusts me

This thread needs more Vocaroos desu.
Here's a nice one I made a while back.
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DO IT

May trigger Article 50 in a bit

Trigger article 50 already you pussy cunts

Does even 1 (one) british gal have an ass like that? lmao

nice

shouldve lied m8, I'm also a manlet and have had girls refuse the fact they were taller than me just so they could feel better about themselves getting on with me

Always have an emergency pizza in the freezer lads, trust me

Cum looking really yellow today. I think it mixed up with some weewee. Still tasted the same though

that'll teach that fat bastard

looks a lot like my ex

>beating a hippo to death

I'm not even mad, that's impressive.

kirsten on jeopardy in 2 minutes

on a three day streak

'no'

Me on the top right

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Im in hospital lads, the doctors aren't looking at my browsing history and reading my posts while im in the wifi, right? Bit scared desu

Meeting the proto-gf for the first time in 2 weeks lads

Absolutely shitting it

Got up out of bed and my sheets are covered in dead pinworms from sleeping naked lol

fascinating

people are fucking stupid

Hey quick question is that a man? Is that a biological male? Just asking because of the repulsive hips and soul-destroying breasts

what in the world was the fucking motive
and how did they manage to kill such a dangerous animal

Only thing in jeopardy here is my nofap

alri lads

Yes we are

Also the nurses are lying to you, the cancer has spread, you'll be dead in a month

Would like to go on a road trip across America with Alex Jones

85
youre so asinine

alri

i love mdma

What the fuck

Vile

absolutely nauseating

you sick fuck

only ever smoked weed. what's mdma like? i don't necessarily like drugs that affect my cognizance. what drugs are out there that are purely a body high?

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so at what age is it sad if im still single?

I have casual sex with a fwb or one night stand usually once a month, sometimes a few times a month in the summer

Im nowhere near my physical prime, but feeling like since im almost 26 i have to start thinking about a gf.

i'm here now do NOT post anything i don't like or 'll ban you

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what the fuck