It's been at least 2 minutes since the last Secrets thread. We can't have that

It's been at least 2 minutes since the last Secrets thread. We can't have that.

Tell your secrets.

secrets/advice/vent thread

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

In college after I took my drunk friend to her bedroom I put my hand down her pants/underwear and I touched her ass repeatedly and rubbed her pussy and asshole after she passed out, no one found out.

>I'm 31
>Wife is 29
>Married for 3 years
>For the past 7, I've been having an affair with her younger sister
>Sister is 24
>Wife has no idea
>No strings, no guilt, no emotions, discreet
>Pure, hot, uninhibited, passionate sex

I'm a furry. I don't tell anyone cause the bad stigma with it.

Sometimes when I'm alone I fap to my little pony for 5 hours and then cry in the corner of my room for 5 minutes after wards because I felt bad.

c'mere slut

me like girl. girl text me back. but when lets do together she no text. then busy. then give it a shot! now holiday no do together. she shy, right? she wahnt me right?

(congratulations, you're a fucking meme now loser)

nice full house

>said my dubs

im not a slut, thats all i did and i didnt even plan to do it

what could possibly go wrong?

I'm in a fairly rocky situation with my girl, but I have intense sexual fantasies of my ex. I could fuck my girl all day without cumming once but just a pic of my ex in a bra can make me cum three times in a day. I wanna lick every inch of her body and pound her so hard she'd be put in a wheelchair. Even if I had a single day to have my way with her, every ounce of sperm in my ballsack wouldn't be enough to empty in her mouth.

c'mere

you're in cali, right?

I want to bone my friends gf were close friends how should I go about it thanks

When I was 15, I babysat two kids with a hot young mom. After I put them to bed, I went into her closet and tried on her panties. I went into her room and found her vibrator which I rubbed my cock on and licked and I also came into her pillow. Still got invited back lmao.

>be me
>start fucking this married guy
>one day i notice his wife by the window
>she stops and sees us and you can see her heart break on her face
>...its delicious, wow.
>she's not strong enough to confront her husband, he doesn't even know that she knows
>....start enjoying getting caught by her.
>start trying to get caught
>make sure husband falls asleep after sex spooning me
>pretend to be asleep, peek out my eyes
>she opens the door to her bedroom, freezes, looks heartbroken and... accepting and shuts the door slowly so she doesn't wake us
>so addicting cant stop
>want to push it farther

so how'd you fuck that up?

im actually such a loser. my entire life has been spent in anxiety even though i act like everythings cool. im literally a kissless virgin who cant make friends on his own. fuck that.

i really dont know why i havent off'd myself already. i guess im such a pussy that i dont even have the balls to put a gun to my head.

I've secretly been dating a guy (I'm a guy). I'm asexual.

Nice fantasy

What do you guys think of females with colored hair and facial piercings?

Wife is an overnight nurse. Her sister and I only fuck on days where we know shes at work. Gets us 2-3 nights a week usually.

Anyone want to here more?

>717511548
I do heroin on a regular basis, I'm a salesman and if I can see potential for a sale I say whatever I feel necessary to get the deal, I'm still in love with this girl that killed herself years ago and it keeps me from having any healthy relationships, I secretly hate most people I meet, makes sales easy.

no, im up north in canada

Ever do any deals in Amsterdam?

Sure

by what window? what door?

lying faggot. and a dude to boot.

I loved rubbing my precum covered cock all over her vibrator. She would always leave it out on the bed for me. I also came into her sexy panties. She obviously couldn't fuck me cuz I was fifteen but it seemed like she wanted to.

Age

yeah im a dude. i didn't know if that was important to the story or not.

i've got a fetish for helping straight guys realize their true potential

I want to become a transgender faggot, but I know my family won't accept it.

let me correct that for you

>Wife is an o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶ overweight nurse.

you're welcome

It's a nihilist plot to make everything suck until it just can't suck anymore !! ~~ Dildotronics ~~

My friends girlfriend flirts with me non stop at college. I haven't said anything to him but she also grabbed my crotch on one situation.

ayyyyyyyyyyyy whats up fam.

why dont you do it anyways and let those baby boomer faggots deal with it?

no faggot. since when did a pedo on 4chin want to hear more fantasy stories from a pedo on 4chin

>shit or get off the pot faggot. tell or don't but stop with the dramaqueenattention whoring

At the time, I was even a more boring loser than I am now, so she broke it off. I wasn't nearly as attracted to her as I am now, as she has an extremely shitty personality. I'd only use her as a fuck hole, but I'd love to see her moan and cum

I'm kind of an alcoholic

The abstracted feels are what will lead me to kill myself

I just have no one to talk to about it. If I wasn't hiding behind the successful/alpha façade for family I would be better off

.

Hes probably like 15

aside from back alley drug blowjobs, what do you sell?

...

No, have never left America

>be me
>18 years old
>alright looking
>have had a whole two gfs in my life
>virgin and never really went out of my way to get a girl
>live in a semi small town and don't really know any girls here essentially

What do? How do I find chicks and slide into their dm's and such

Halp Sup Forums

I feel hollow inside and get no satisfaction from my life. I also feel like if I died, disappeared or stopped coming around that nobody would notice or even care. Im supposed to be on alot of anti-depressants and anxiety meds, but id rather feel shitty then feel nothing at all...and nobody knows.
I'm in college, an officer in my fraternity, an editor at my colleges newspaper, have a really cute girlfriend.

I still feel hollow inside.

i travel there. I'll show you a forced blow job you're gonna love

Im hungover after drinking for the 2nd time last night and Im not touching alcohol again for a few months. How do you drink it continuously? I hate the taste, especially when you know youre gonne end up with a hang over

What's the pop of town? Also how close to a college town

No matter your age college pussy be easy af

i.. what.. i never said i wanted more like that, it hurt and i got all messy

>nihilist

say what you like about the tenets of national socialism Dude, but at least it's an ethos

I REALLY wanna fuck my boss. We're both married with kids and I get no vibe she'd be down. Feels bad man.

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Looking for advice. What do you guys think of females with dyed hair and facial piercings?

Just try different things till you like one

>an officer in my fraternity,

well there's your problem right there

19.

you cum to it to this day.

Looking for advice

How would you go about trying to smash one of your friends gf were pretty good friends but idk how to go about that thanks b

Because you're suffering from depression and clearly lack outside positive influence on your life.
You should talk to someone.
>what if they don't understand
then you're no further behind.

You're welcome.

good keep it in the closet and when people get ashamed of it you won't be.

what could possibly go wrong?

Lol, never was the trick, I'm only 22 though, and I've picked up 30+ different hookers in my time, still STD free!! I sell TV, internet, home security, and even do rate reduction on the side, youd never guess how high I was, if I was at your door, door to door sales=higher commissions.

hot

protip: if you don't know how to go about it, you won't ever be smashing your friend's gf

>unless you rape. then you can get that advice on Sup Forums

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i mean.. maybe.. but not that often anymore

I didn't kiss a girl till last year and I'm 19 now just drink and that will build your confidence to talk to some girls that what I do haha

I don't like it either. I have to choke down every shot until I'm really drunk and yeah hangovers suck. I've just started getting them after about a year of drinking - 19 y/o. I just do it because I feel bad 100% of the time and the alternative (drunk) is better no matter what if causes or how bad I feel after

What hair colors and piercings do you find most attractive?

C'mere slut is now a meme

Shit man, I think I might be in the same boat. Have a drink almost every day. Never have a ton....but it's pretty much always there

What would you do?

Do you happen to have a well in your basement and a love of leather craft?

ohmyfuck

bottomfeeder sales

heroin addict

>what are the odds?

trust me, they know at their doorstep

trust me, they fucking hate AT&T

>ayyyyyyyyyyyy whats up fam
come now, don't be a stupid faggot and a dumb nigger

see

c'mere slut - one does not merely declare a meme

that doesn't make me a slut though!

Just end it faggot. No one does care. You're just slowly decaying organic matter and when you finally meet your destiny, be that sooner or later, you'll be forgotten quicker than the latest episode of a mediocre daytime soap opera.

Just take the plunge.

Fem user, I'm actually gay and don't know how to tell the rents and have been debating on publicly coming out or just low-key change my interested in on Facebook and what not. I'm not a butch it anything but I have an odd feeling my parents might know despite having a few boyfriends in the past— when your 11 y/o daughter is YouTubing tits and girls kissing it's kinda hard not to let that thing fly by. I'm 20 now and on track to getting a degree in either education or law once I finish up my bachelor's, I don't see how it has any relevance but I'm a few beer in and need advice.

I think you're a faggot

no. it does not.

but it does mean you need your mouth fucked by someone who knows how. only the right guy.

Haa you sir just made my night, would you believe I have 2 customers of my services every time I go to work, you can say or do anything if it's with enough excitement, plus I'm in a slum ass ghetto town where most people are at least alcoholics.

Tits or gtfo

Yeah it's not a self control problem but just do it to feel a little less and pretty much every day. Almost got a DUI Saturday afternoon for some reason the cop peeled off after tailing me for bit. it's a bitch I need to stop

what do you mean, by someone who knows how? isnt face fucking the same all the time?

Tits or gtfo

HELLO CAN YOU PLEASE UPDATE ME SINCE LAST TIME WE SPOKE

I WAS THE ONE IN CAPS IF YOU DONT REMEMBER

I once took a shit in a Burger King bath room onto a few hand towels then shoved the mess up into the hand dryer. Laughing I turned it on and then left.

what's the situation wiht the parents? you didn't mention fundamental religious, deeply republican, ted cruz supporters and shit.

if they are "normal", tell them. Bet they say "duh. we weren't wondering when YOU would figure it out"

I genuinely love you

the kind that makes you wet. not ill.

You have Kik m8?

No, I've never been one to send nudes or even take them and I ain't gonna start by putting them on Sup Forums

>forced
>loved it
pick one

this isn't about you normie. go back to the Oprah channel

Relatively Canadian, not religious at all really I think it's more of a mental block than a moral one.

Tits or gtfo. You've been told already

I've given in to a new fixation - I gave up mentally, did it, and liked it so much that I feel like I need to do it now to get something out of sex. My fixation used to be eating girls assholes, then cumming in as many girls assholes as possible, then getting tinder girls to come over and deepthroat me and leave, then getting tinder girls to have sex with me without knowing anything about me and fulfilling this fuck a stranger fantasy; the latest fixation was to find girls who were into the stranger bit but also make them comfortable with accepting risk and having unprotected sex with the stranger. Now I seek out girls who are into that idea but aren't on bc, I tell them I'll cum in their ass, but instead I cum in their pussies against their will. And then refuse to bug them plan b. I've done it twice in the last week.