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australian watersports edition

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/balt/

the gf

Bubbling is funny

very good taste

what does female weewee taste like?

would literally suck a fart out of her asshole

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open your fucking eyes

Like American beer.

when i was a kid i used to shit outside around the side of my house and my dog would come and eat it

that dog is dead now, he got hit by a car in 1999, i still remember the blood coming out of his nose

>Sometimes, while meeting virtually to commiserate about the problem, Sup Forums sought to fix it. For example, Sup Forums created a /fit/ board, teaching “Anons” how to exercise and groom themselves. The advice was so basic, it could be endearing. (“You have to shower once a day,” etc.)

feeling... a bit... twizted... tonigte...

DRINKY FROM WINKY

like very pungent strawberries

Germans are literally to blame for everything plaguing Anglos today. That drug addiction epidemic your white trash population is suffering from? Thank the Germans for inventing heroin, supposed to be a less addictive form of morphine. Good job fucking that one up, Attila.

Your native car market sucks? Blame the patent-trolls over at Volkswagen, stiffiling innovation and competition.

Atheism? Germany. White Supremautism? Germany. The Balkans? Germany.

Never forget they let a tranny represent them at Eurovision.
pic related

Most Australian post I've seen in a while.

good post, hearty chuckle

if you like very well written nonfiction then read pic related

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Not to mention the fall of the Roman Empire, protestantism, and two world wars

i dont see how taking a shower would be hard for anyone

showers feel really good.

couldnt agree more

Me in the middle

doing a read

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feeling a bit gay lads hahahahaha xx

I've got an idea where we all get each other gfs

The Leaf will get a Yank gf, I'll get a Brit gf, a Bong will get a Leaf gf

If you've lived like a waste for years it can be hard to start even simple habits like that. I would also suspect that it is targeted at particularly depressed individuals here who really don't look after themselves.

remember some mates and I broke into an abandoned house when we were 11/12, thinking back i'm pretty sure the owner had died because it was fully furnished but a little dusty. we stole some clothes and things, even broke a tv

wouldn't blame anyone if they had given me a swift punch to the gullet in hindsight

Post fucking machines

fag

good plan

IM THE FURY IN YOUR HEAD
IM THE FURY IN YOUR BED
IM THE GHOST IN THR BACK OF YOOOOOOOUUUUUR HEAD

ivy is out of your league

bogan retard

I don't want a Yank gf I want a French one.

>new internet
>can finally stream twitch streams at source

my life will never be the same again

post cummies

Quebecois not good enough?

just get one from maine or vermont

not a bogan 2bh

this girl is literally agreeing to be burned to death and eaten by a random man on the internet and she seems happy and eager to let it happen????? what the fuck????

any lads on rabb.it tonight?

does anyone else feel extremely confused on trannies?

no idea whether or not i support them or think they're mentally ill

shaka brah

I suddenly have no regrets with unoftenly getting/sending messages with people

australian

Maybe, I live in BC though.

Not the same, no cute accent.

what the fuck is a twitch stream?

>australian
>not a bogan

pick one

Awooooo

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>canadian
>not a chink
pick one

DIG! BURY ME!

coming from an australian

>The irony here, of course, is the radical idea of sexual-difference-as-illusion is meant to solve the deplorables’ problem. It was created to liberate those who are oppressed by the concept of sexual difference by dispelling it as a cloud of pure ideas. But to these powerless men, it’s as if the left were addressing their issue by saying in an Orwellian manner, “There’s no such thing as your problem! Problem solved!”

>Here the notion of sexual-difference-as-illusion is not performing the work it was built to do, rather the opposite. Ironically, it works to convince alienated men that sex/gender has marked them as unique sort of outsider/failures, who cannot be accepted even into the multicultural coalitions that define themselves by their capacity for acceptance. In this way, Sup Forums’s virulent hatred of gender-bending “safe spaces,” though not justified, makes at least a perverse sort of sense, one tangled in wounded masculine pride.


Reckon they've got it spot on ngl

twitch

where you watch nerds play video games

this is better

I'd fuck one if she was passing (yes if she's pretty I'll respect her pronouns) but I'd never have a relationship with one. Can't imagine the shame of publicly dating a tranny and what my friends and parents might think

NERDS

>american
>not great
pick one

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remember this lads? haha
youtube.com/watch?v=Jag7oTemldY

I am

They're definitely mentally ill and given both the lack of evidence for their condition and the so far abysmal track record of their treatment (in aiding their delusion),

I believe they need counseling and encouragement to accept themselves for who and what they are, not a fantasy of what they feel they should be.

lads
Not being funny here

Rate my Winnie the Pooh impressions.

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far more chinks as a percentage of the population in canada than australia, almost double

need a big fat bogan gf with massive saggy tits

>getting with tinder slags is difficult

Screaming

>dad is 6'5
>mum is 5'3
>making me 5'7
manlets and womanlets should not be permitted to breed

its kinder for us all

i think they're pretty mentally ill 2bh

just another human being, la, tbqh ngl

>good evening

howliing

superb post

Really? At least I'm taller than my Dad, although he's a wide cunt so he looks taller than he is

i feel like i was born as a guy who is good with girls

i have decided to undergo the trans-beta surgery

Not how it works lad I'm 6ft dad 5f10 mum 5ft1

trannies are the absolute embodiment of degeneracy. are they mentally ill? depends. trans*genders might be. read an article recently about a psychologist who is considering the possibility that transgenders might be autistic.

however, trannies that just like to dress up like a girl but don't mutilate themselves. i don't think they're necessarily mentally ill, they're just degenerate faggots who were either molested as a child or stumbled onto some fucked up porn in their formative years.

that article for reference: telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/12/children-believe-transgender-could-have-autism-says-controversial/

My favourite part:

"The Tavistock and Portman NHS Trust, the UK’s only centre specialising in gender issues in under 18s, said its latest figures reveal that the number of under 11s referred to the unit has risen from 19 in 2009-10 to 77 in 2014-15.

Over the period these included 47 children aged five or under, and two children just three years old."

>aged five or under,
>and two children just three years old.

The fucking state of the UK. Sending LITERAL TODDLERS to see psychiatrists about gender dysmorphia. Niggas can't even talk yet. baka

FOY

yaaaaaaa, buddy

LITE. WEIGHT

you probably didn't eat anything

my parents are both like 5'3 and im 5'9

I once had over 7,000 matches (no joke) when I was 17 and tinder hadn't fixed its algorithms yet and when I spent a lot of time travelling cities. 15 and 16 yr olds matched me like crazy, got lots of nudes

after I turned 18, tinder updated so I could match with people my age and older but no longer under 18s. my matches dramatically fell in frequency till I was getting maybe 2 a month

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>stumbled onto some fucked up porn in their formative years.
haha that's me

i had a girl superlike me this morning. i wrote "Hey, what's up?" and then she unmatched

all of my grandparents are midgets

its just not FAIR

alt right killed my grandma

dad hasnt lifted a finger in 20 years but i know he could steal beat the shit out of me no sweat

just me playing the guitar
youtube.com/watch?v=uZM0EGBdHOw

This

t. 6' 5" dad 5' mother, am 5'11"

Imagine being shorter than your dad. I tower over mine haha

Literally a foot taller than both my parents

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>if you're not an emotionally stunted child you can't be in love

Righto

down low
too slow
get rekt son

Most of these things sound like you're gay or terrified of women if they apply to you.

yeah that's why I didn't reply, who says that headass shit, sounds like a brit

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>if you won't allow yourself to be easily manipulated you're not in love with her
ah yes

>tfw missed the cut off

>he hasn't challenged his father's alphaness yet
cuck