Be me

>be me
>21
>have gf of 2 months
>she's a tumblr warrior
>it's ok tho cuz she brings me cookies and sex
>met her thru my first date-lady/gf (kind of)
>things going ok
>breakdowns everyday
>she mirrors them instead of helping
>FF
>boning one day
>phone rings
>two rings in(still boning), caller ID tells me who is phone
>it's my best friend
>remove pen0r from vagoo
>pick up phone
>"no, it's not a bad time"
>go downstairs
>LSS she's getting kicked out
>for sure dawg, you can crash here
>bestie is actually lady who I've put on the highest pedistal for 4+ years
>FF couple days
>try and kik girl im with kuz i know it'll be weird(bestie's words)
>weird it was
>cont...

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Okay.. I think I know where this is going but vagoo nigger

Ok keep going. Im expecting Dinosaurs and Walking

Bumperino

>she stays
>thanksgiving day
>drag GF to bestie's house to get her and her shit
>take a few
>drop her at my place to get settled in
>skiddaddle to GF's parental's house for dindin
>FF yet again
>living with two ladies
>feels like a group home
>attention drawn constantly to Bestie even though GF is GF
>GF picks up on this shit
>days of "why don't you just fuck her already?"
>denial of feelings, combinded with BFF's condesending attitude towards GF

jesus christ i'm drunk gimme a sec

bump, keep going

Please God tell me you left that tumblr bitch

Bump

Prewrite this shit next time user

next time? there won't be no next time

Bump

anecdote/story:
>all thee of us pretty much getting along
>going to target, starbucks, etc together
>generally living
>one day hit up buddy of mine to hang/smoke
>get liquor, head over
>smoke, mtg, eventually decide to go to club
>cool, alt place called vertex
>bestie goes in wioht other friendo
>me and GF stuck trying to cover the cover
>only have plastic between us, no cash
>give up on trying to make ATM work
>enjoy the freezing cold instead of club
>I have breakdown over the situation
>friendo is wtness
>eventually go back to friendo's
>leave BFF there (to fuck him all night)
>it's cool she can do what she wants
>go home
>stay warm/fuck


would and planned to. but I'm drunk with life partner, and she's got me to write this now since i failed last time...
her

bump bump

Where the fuck is this going

Oh boy.. considering your OP pic beins some sort of anime and your GF a tumblr insecure bitch... i bet they both are fucking whales... man, even your bff is fucking nuts for not being somewhere else bc she aint having attention from other dudes..

>get her back home a day or two later
>continue "living"
>one day she tells me to cut her hair
>buy clippers at CVS with GF's money
>she wants a hawk
>holy shit i get to touch the head of the brain i've cherished for 6 years
>ppl in house
>freak out and don't finished
>>>>>later finished by freiendo but whatevs
>she also knows i've3 been into her for years btw
>admit that at some point
>later after netflix and chill (all three of us... ARCHER)
>bestie is asleep on couch
>worship her head physically on couch with GF watching
>shit gets weird

no whales. i can actually see both of their ribcages for FS.
GF was obsessed with me to the point of complete submission tho. Bestie is a free spirit 11/10 anime as fuck lady who i cannot express my feelings tpwards


also, questions PL0X, since I'm too drunk to be super-coherent

Bumplin dumplin

What the actual fuck are you trying to say, OP? I've seen more coherent rambling from schizophrenic head trauma patients.

>pic of bestie's body

just fucking tell us if you guys all fucked already jesus fucking christ

i kno man. i tried to greentext this before while sober but, the waifu got me tryin' right now BC drunko AF.
>basically have submissive GF who do anything for me, but overall tumblrite
>woman im obsessed with moves in
>shit goes down
>end up happy after mucho emotional trauma
>waifu tries to get me to greentext story while drunk and crankin electro-swing
tried before but padge crashed after shakespere-ing that shit
>trying again
>too drunk

hell yes.
so happy
be proud of me
i escaped the 4-6 year friend zone after a fuckton of whaver

hey kitten

Cool story bro.

>fucked BFF GF joined in
>THE END

ill re-script when sober

Please don't.

Gf didn't actually join, she watched while I felt up sleeping bestie.
Bestie freaked out and got hella drunk and dissapeared for a few days.

Beautyfull

>/
lolololololo
fuck you
i win
i can't even
well scripted tho, it's actually a hell of a stry
this is tru
...and my waifu so heyyyyyyyy

>cranking electro swing
Song name please

It's a song collection, but here's the link

youtube.com/watch?v=7ZP5TOlLWqg

bestie here
Also hella drunk.

Open to questions tho

could this become regular?

Was already listening to it, oddly enough.
Are there really hot singles in my area?
I've read that there are, but i don't know if it's true.

lolwut?
maybe
both Sup Forumstards
she's more of a Sup Forumswhetvz tho

Yes, and they are all hungry for your dick.
Trust me.
I'm on the internet

Thanks, i feel better.
>Wich threads do you lurk the most?

I mainly stick to Sup Forums
But on Sup Forums I like rekt and fluffy threads, also the occasional random greentext threads