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Give a super power and reply to other peoples super powers with drawbacks.

Fast speed

Ability to conjure a bukkake session at any location

You are on the receiving end.

Superpower: shooting semen out of my eyes on command. (Does not affect vision)

Everyone participating cums hydrochloric acid

ABILITY TO FREE BOBBY SHMURDA

To activate this power you need to have your eyes sewn shut

Immortality with shapeshifting at will. Can control exactly how you look and never age/deteriorate.

You can never stop.

You have to kill Bobby Shmurda

You are stuck in the endless vacuum that is space

He's shot dead moments after being freed

Theyre all niggers

He kills you and steals your bike.

only when having sex

But now your hand is glued on his testicles

Ability to destroy family gut

It is infected with Stds

It is now called Aids Vision

Cleveland show replaces its popularity

The power to cure Autism

Except for those who reply to me, it's too much

The writers for family guy are now the writers for your favorite show

You piss from your nose.

You can never cure yourself

You become more autistic.

Reply to this post or your mommy dies tonight

manatees take over fox

The ability to cause spontaneous nipple itch for people on live tv

the ability to walk again

Only works on your arms

every scratch leaves a mark or rash on your own nips

The ability to die at will, at any moment

I cannot die

Instantly get brought back to life

Shapeshifting

Once you start you can't stop.

That could be really convenient, might bea great party trick but it would look dumb

>this classic
Only into a nigger and you can't shift back

I will become
SEMEN MAN
or seman

I DARE you motherfuckers.

Ability to make my dick as dense and hard as diamond so I can fuck a mountain and mine minerals with my dick.

>feels good
>earn money from mining precious materials

Only on the third wednesday night of september from 9:00 pm to 10:16 pm

the ability to summon the scent of flowers from your pores

The ability to objectively demonstrate in a convincing way that a waifu is in fact shit.

Not too bad, I'd still take it. Save the date bruh.

The inability to sweat.

You lose all sensitivity and pleasure on your genitals, also becoming sterile.
But you can still achieve prostate orgasms

But the flowers smell like sweat.

I'll have the ability to shit out an entire mountain
My anus will stretch apart very far and I can release huge wide logs of feces to pile up a fucking mountain

Only withered flowers

You rapidly make enemies of all the gorons, who are furious with you for defiling their wives.

The knowledge of the unending horror that all waifus are shit.

You can do it only once and then you have to pick the shit up and jam it up your ass to do it again

But your anus doesn't tighten back up kek.

The flowers smell like shit.

But you're brought back to life as a nigger.

Every time you do, you get fucked in your nipples.

You become a waifu lover basement dweller neet after using your powers, and you can't use the ability on yourself

Jokes on you, I already know that.

Well fuck. Save me Maria-san.

The power to see the past

but you have to study it, just like history

Shapeshifting

like $21

The power to erase, create and modify porn and all the industry at will

the ability to get a black cock around seven and nine inches free of any std or a beautiful black ass free of any std anytime you want

The only events you can see are men masturbating

Penis shrinks three inches every time you shapeshift.

You have a two day life span

It lasts for five minutes, once a month.

>Undetectable shoplifter and pocket picker

It's all of your mom and niggers.

Only at dollar trees, and of pocket lint.

You will always have Bell's Palsy.

Rare moment where op isn't a faggot

mvc boys

Power to got back to the 40s

But you're a Jew hiding in an attic and you get killed 3 days later.

You get drafted

this is not a drawback.

you only get that hard looking at your father

They appear on the back of your spine and you cant take it off

The power to bump this thread and save it

The ability to feel happy