Like my new microwave Sup Forums?

Like my new microwave Sup Forums?

That's a sexy microwave my dude

Like my new gun OP?

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Thanks :)

are those your balls on the countertop?

You tell me

no theyre someone elses

If we get trips microwave your balls. Get cancer then free weed.

Microwave some cereal

10/10 would press the button with dick

That's close, throw out a less painful dubworthy idea

Lol those are his nuts.

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Alright, if someone gets dubs you have to microwave bologna using only your dick. Picking it up, pushing buttons, etc.

Store is closed and no bologna my friend new apartment, small town too.

Although I've got cheese slices

Checked.

How about ham?

>Although I've got cheese slices

Cheese will do. Let's re-roll.

I've got fuck all haven't done groceries yet.

That's a nice microwave nigger

What is that? The Walmart Hamilton Beach microwave?

Everyone has that cause it's the cheapest one that has even a bit of power... though it still takes a bit a minute or two longer to cook anything than the directions on the box says.

When you see it

ive got ham. work gave me a 19 pound ham for christmas. only cooked a quarter of it and froze the rest.

i work for a small vending company. saved me probably 80 bucks on christmas dinner.

Looks pretty good, how much was it?

Free

Free? Not bad

What the fuck are you talking about

He's talking about my balls, on the countertop.

Do ´not stick your balls in the Microwave man. As a pre med drop out i do not advise this

Nope no balls. Only a microwave.

I get it now

Stick your friends balls in the microwave if that’s your thing

Oh shit sorry I thought that i was in the electronic department..

dafuq