Be me

>be me
>19
>Is a chick (pic related)
>have a generally shitty life
>get kicked out of single mom's at 14
>she thought I was satan
>schizo/10
>move in with father
>Wants to fuck me
>ends up molesting me multiple times
>run away to gf's house
>her parents adopt me
>live there for 4 years
>eventually adoptive mother thinks I'm fucking adoptive father
>adoptive father wants to fuck me
>adop. mommy wants me out of the house, have until the end of november of 2k15
>call bestie
>bestie is guy that I've kept in the friend zone for 6 years
>he tells me he needs to put pants on
>ask why
>was fucking gf and stopped in the middle just to talk to me
>wtf.jpeg

>cont?

Yes, continue

Plz, I'm curious now

...

Makes sense, I would fuck you too,

> says I can move in np
>yay
>lazy af so I don't pack until I think is last minute
> end up pissing adopt mommy off and she kicks me out on thanksgiving
>call bestie
>he rushes over with his current gf and lets me stay with him.
>ff
>I hate his gf
>tumblr bitch overload
>she has fake breakdowns on the daily
>ask him to kick her out
>he tries
>fails
>doormat.png
>ff again
>Ask him to cut my hair
>want a hawk
>He freaks the fuck out after touching my head and has a full mental hissy fit

>cont?

You forgot that timestamp you owe us.

yes cont ffs you dumb bitch

you mean 2016 you fucking schizo
lesbians ya kitten

Moar?

ancient pics but i can confirm as the fucktard who freaked out over her head

>eventually cuts my hair
>fall asleep on couch
>wake up half way and feel him licking and feeling up my body
>still sleeping kinda so can't move body
>his gf is watching as he's molesting me in my half-sleep state
>feels like a dream, don't wanna believe it's real
>fully wake up a few hours later.
>his gf tells me that it really happened
>holyshitwtfwhy.gif
>go to club to forget problem
>get drunk as shit
>never boned a guy before
>end up fucking a dude I just really met for the first time
>wake up sober next to said man
>get disgusted
>drink some more

>cont?

keep going.

ffs, just fucking write the full story you stupid cunt

you heard the user
keep it up kitten
bamp bamp

keep going

Yeah yeah yeah, tits+timestamp or get the fuck out... not that hard to understand.

There's a character limit, newfag

Well that doesn't change shit. Tits with timestamp or gtfo.

also tits and timestamp

Why do I feel an everyone walks the dinosaur coming on.

>eventually go back home to creepy bestie's house
>his gf hates me
>never says shit. But I can tell
>tell him I'll date him if my current thing at the time doesn't work out
>was dating a guy from argentina 'cause I'm a loser
>continue trying to live with bestie and gf
>conflicted feelings pop up
>His gf's mom starts messaging me on facebook and tells me I'm filling bestie's and his gf's life with chaos and stress.
>bitchplz.png
>start investigating
>his gf told him that she was kicked out
>twas a lie
>his gf told him that she was raped by her daddy
>twas also a lie
>she also said that her mom fucked all her past boyfriends.
>lie.
>he finally fucking breaks it off with the bitch
>She tries to get cuddly on the couch with him after.

Cont?

cause that's a natural response to greentext

Op, your boring story is boring. Even when you were the guy with the psycho gf.. u let trump win

What a wild ride. Also why satan?

not that much of a character limit you fucking moronic fuck.
also, OP dont have to write cont and wait for everyone to respond everytime.

FFS, get a job and make money! Or do porn and get your own place. Room mates suck.

1. Obviously continue quit fucking asking you dumb bimbo
2. >never boned a guy before
So you lost your virginity to some stranger, good job you dumb cunt. If this story doesn't end with a .38 in your head and your brains on the keyboard I'm gonna be severly disappointed.

Rubba dub dub

nudes and crazier stories OP

So... gotta ask what the issue with you is that everyone hates you or wants to fuck you?

Normally I'd be all over this shit, but tonight I just feel sad.

>shitty life story with no timestamps

Fuck off faggot.

Tl;dr

Tits or gtfo cumdumpster.

get ready to be disappoint

fucking newfag bitch shit.

Be me new beard lonely fag got this is the worst book I've ever read

>twas
neckbeard detected

Sorry you're having so much chaos but sounds like you're not exactly trying to get stable jumping from one fucked up situation into another.

TIMESTAMP OR GTFO!!!!

> you are actually the shitty gf and this is a story recursion.

> he ends up basically fucking me on the couch next to his now ex gf.
>we go upstairs
>"don't fuck too loud" she says
>bestie replies "okay"
>end up sleeping next to him
>wake up to him up on me
>we bone
>gf finally leaves
>In denial about being with bff
>tsundere overload
>date to mcdonald's
>still in denial
>Finally tell him how I feel.
>stolkholm probably
> now we've been together since christmas.

And that's how I let this poor fag out of the friendzone after 6 years.

Wanna come over? I have a girlfriend who will prolly let me rape you too.

/thread

What the fuck is ff? If you're gonna make Internet slang you don't do just two fucking words?

also, any questions are welcome

I'm drunk as shit

What is your opinion on pineapple as a pizza topping?

Why are you such an attention whore / whore.

would you post nudes here

I was never a virgin. I got finger fucked by a lesbian when I was 3 and she broke my hymen

>fast forward
you fucking newfag
also
>lurk moar

This entire post is green text bullshit. Tits of gtfo.

Whole thing sounds pathological as fuck.

what would it take for you to kill yourself live on stream?

It's fantastico

Why would you date someone who sexually assaulted you?

Nice decision, good luck in your situation user

noice

this x1000

Lol, the fuck if I know
I'm mentally fucked, and he's been my bff for a long time.

seriously, he sounds like a shitty person

Why are you a dumb can't that can't timestamp?

Confirmed 12 year old telling or making a pasta

I remember my first abortion

>ff
>two fucking words
>words
get some fucking help

I remember this story from a different perspective in another thread.

false
stockholm syndrome
I am

How did you puss off your friend's mom on Thanksgiving?

OP is fucking stupid, I'm dropping edibles now and I usually have to wait like an hour, 1 hour and 30 mins, and then I feel it. OP is autistic, please off yourself.

No you didnt
Never meet a dude who was molested or raped (besides jail)
And every vagina i meet or talked to was raped or molested in the weirdest way possible.
I think this threw is bait of shittiest tier.

Sad end.

Not sure why, but recently I've been experiencing a profound sense of loss whenever I learn about someone in a situation that they aren't happy about and can't/won't do something about it.

It just feels like such a waste. Here we are in the age of the height of technology so far and we're all piloting skeletons that run on electricity and oxygen, and we can still end up allowing ourselves to not be great.

No intended slight on you OP (I don't really care if you're not truthful, the story still triggered this sense of loss), but I wish people would be as awesome as they absolutely could. Take control of their universe and fulfill mythic achievements.

Whatever. Hope OP finds a way to be amazing.

>thatsnothowitworks.jpg

Waste of my fucking time. Kill yourself OP

ITT: Newfags
Tits or GTFO first faggot

> no boobs + timestamp
> b8

>I think this threw is bait of shittiest tier.

Your post makes no sense but you used green text so must be a cool 4channer!!

It was a whole bunch of shit packed on top of each other.

That was just the breaking point

you going to give your ass up to him too?

god damn you're a fucking newfag

TITS AND TIMESTAMP

So are you willing to either
A: post tits with timestamp
B: kill yourself on live stream
C: gtfo
???????????

TITS AND TIMESTAMP, CUNTDRAPE

I feel like this thread is missing something, might be tits and timestamp

For real though, this whole thread feels surreal. Like I just went back in time a few years.

Would you date a slightly tubby guy or is that like a universal no for most girls?

what are your five favorite films?

The guy I'm now with is kinda tubby. But he promised to lose weight

When do you go back to sitting alone in the back of the classroom

shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit, don't give this waste of Y chromosomes attention

A clockwork orange, rubber, cry_wolf, kill bill, deadpool

That's it? You wasted my time with a pointless, stupid, greentext. Fuck you OP. I hope you get raped by your dad again.

TITS AND TIMESTAMP, CUMDUMPSTER

Tits or gtfo

Bff\rapist here
Sup

PUMP and DUMP leave this fucked up bitch on the street.

You're the rapist?

I need to reread.

Seriously, you fuck her ass yet? she sounds like she'd be up for it. Just use a bit of lube at first and then be absolutely relentless.

tits and timestamp conf

Ugliest cone tits ever :|

they're both in the picture, otherwise the three-armed zaphod grew tits