we're going to mars!
get on the Sup Forums express before we're full!
>dubs gets you a seat
>trips becomes pilot
>quads launches us
goes without saying, experienced pilots only
we're going to mars!
get on the Sup Forums express before we're full!
>dubs gets you a seat
>trips becomes pilot
>quads launches us
goes without saying, experienced pilots only
Front seat, niggers.
If dubs I eat 8 fried bean burritos from fosters freeze before boarding
ayyy my nigga! welcome aboard
trips plx
rooooooooooooolllllll bitches
LETS FLY THIS SHIT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND
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I've never rolled dubs. I'll see you guys off!
If wasnt clear enough, I get front seat, you dont because you are all niggers as always.
If I'm the pilot, we're going to Uranus instead.
Rolling
Roll
That rocket doesn't look big enough, but fuck it I'm going to space.
Second seat right here
Were going to pluto damnit
Goddamnit, let me in! I'm white!
Sign me up for that shit.
I don't want to go but ill roll anyway
Quints should be it explodes on launch
>we're going to Mars!
We're spending the cost of a used car on a one off HPR launch at Black Rock, and dropping out of Tripoli after 2-3 years because it is so damn expensive!
I am the pilot
Rolling
I guess I just sit here jerking off, watching that beautiful rocket soar off into space with all you dickheads onboard.
yes sir Captain sir
Whelp guess I am your captain
Ill take the right window seat
roru
Ha! At least all the betafags can go to mars for butt sex, while I will be drowning in pussy
Can I come guys?
Rolling for launch
Quads to launch? It'll never get off the ground.
not yet uncle tobes
Rollllll for entry
Fap fap fap fap fap
I want a seat by the window aswell
Bump
Can there be a co-pilot if someone else gets trips?
i didnt want to go to mars anyway
only me and this nigga allowed so far boys!
sure, trips becomes crew
let's fly
checking in
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Reaching for that quad launch
Scrambling for a seat, packing very hard to open snacks for all.
Blastoff
Launch in 3..
As captain I require at least 2 engineers 1 co-pilot and a whole lot of meth can we make this happen.
There is no escape, my pedigree chums
Rollin
Really really wanna be co-pilot. Titles are everything.
Launch delayed due to Russian hacking
Too bad
Capt, Front seat speaking.
Launch it nigger
R o l l
Captain Jig A. Boo, at ya'lls service!
/attempt number 2
Not today, aeronig
Me
pic of us
>aeronig
my sides have prematurely launched
now rolling for launch
Rolling for a launch
Ladies and gentlemen, this your captain speaking. The toilet is clogged, so please hold your loads until we get to Mars.
Rolled a blaze instead, good enough.
Need that golden ticket to gtf outta here
Roll
count me in niggers
ROIGHT SO WE GOTTA FOIND DA BIG RED BUTTON WERE DA ZOG IZ A MEK BOI WEN YA NEED 'IM WEZ GOIN FER A WAAAAAAAAUGH!
420 mah dude xDD
it's me, your beloved inventor
we needed a botanist anyway
I NEED A COPILOT AND ENGINEERS STAT
rolllin for jh
Rollllll
Apollo $3.50
/shooting for co-pilot
Rolling.
/failing at co-pilot
roll roll roll
Captain speaking. No weapons on my ship.
Fuck you, space monkey
what about friendship
Front seat also wanting title of co-pilot
/co-pilot found?
Fuck you, Jabba the slut
i may not be experienced, but may i board anyways pls?
I'll ride you into space
ZOG OFF YOU PANSIE AYE IZ DA REAL KAPTAIN AN AYE SAY WE KRUMP SUM MARZ BOIZ!
is that an offer? Is that allowed on board?
Roll
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C 3 p ho
spicy
no
Get me off this shithole, plz.
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reroll
ready for take off?
Time to launch boys
rereroll
Oy captain! Any room on dis here ship?
rerereroll