We're going to mars!

we're going to mars!
get on the Sup Forums express before we're full!

>dubs gets you a seat
>trips becomes pilot
>quads launches us

goes without saying, experienced pilots only

Front seat, niggers.

If dubs I eat 8 fried bean burritos from fosters freeze before boarding

ayyy my nigga! welcome aboard

trips plx

rooooooooooooolllllll bitches

LETS FLY THIS SHIT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND

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I've never rolled dubs. I'll see you guys off!

If wasnt clear enough, I get front seat, you dont because you are all niggers as always.

If I'm the pilot, we're going to Uranus instead.

Rolling

Roll

That rocket doesn't look big enough, but fuck it I'm going to space.

Second seat right here

Were going to pluto damnit

Goddamnit, let me in! I'm white!

Sign me up for that shit.

I don't want to go but ill roll anyway

Quints should be it explodes on launch

>we're going to Mars!

We're spending the cost of a used car on a one off HPR launch at Black Rock, and dropping out of Tripoli after 2-3 years because it is so damn expensive!

I am the pilot

Rolling

I guess I just sit here jerking off, watching that beautiful rocket soar off into space with all you dickheads onboard.

yes sir Captain sir

Whelp guess I am your captain

Ill take the right window seat

roru

Ha! At least all the betafags can go to mars for butt sex, while I will be drowning in pussy

Can I come guys?

Rolling for launch

Quads to launch? It'll never get off the ground.

not yet uncle tobes

Rollllll for entry

Fap fap fap fap fap

I want a seat by the window aswell

Bump

Can there be a co-pilot if someone else gets trips?

i didnt want to go to mars anyway

only me and this nigga allowed so far boys!

sure, trips becomes crew

let's fly

checking in

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Reaching for that quad launch

Scrambling for a seat, packing very hard to open snacks for all.

Blastoff

Launch in 3..

As captain I require at least 2 engineers 1 co-pilot and a whole lot of meth can we make this happen.

There is no escape, my pedigree chums

Rollin

Really really wanna be co-pilot. Titles are everything.

Launch delayed due to Russian hacking

Too bad

Capt, Front seat speaking.
Launch it nigger

R o l l

Captain Jig A. Boo, at ya'lls service!

/attempt number 2

Not today, aeronig

Me

pic of us

>aeronig
my sides have prematurely launched
now rolling for launch

Rolling for a launch

Ladies and gentlemen, this your captain speaking. The toilet is clogged, so please hold your loads until we get to Mars.

Rolled a blaze instead, good enough.

Need that golden ticket to gtf outta here

Roll

count me in niggers

ROIGHT SO WE GOTTA FOIND DA BIG RED BUTTON WERE DA ZOG IZ A MEK BOI WEN YA NEED 'IM WEZ GOIN FER A WAAAAAAAAUGH!

420 mah dude xDD

it's me, your beloved inventor
we needed a botanist anyway

I NEED A COPILOT AND ENGINEERS STAT

rolllin for jh

Rollllll

Apollo $3.50

/shooting for co-pilot

Rolling.

/failing at co-pilot

roll roll roll

Captain speaking. No weapons on my ship.

Fuck you, space monkey

what about friendship

Front seat also wanting title of co-pilot

/co-pilot found?

Fuck you, Jabba the slut

i may not be experienced, but may i board anyways pls?

I'll ride you into space

ZOG OFF YOU PANSIE AYE IZ DA REAL KAPTAIN AN AYE SAY WE KRUMP SUM MARZ BOIZ!

is that an offer? Is that allowed on board?

Roll

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C 3 p ho

spicy

no

Get me off this shithole, plz.

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reroll

ready for take off?

Time to launch boys

rereroll

Oy captain! Any room on dis here ship?

rerereroll