Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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I prob should head out fam.
Goodbye
still here
QOTT: Do people actually believe Chen had sex today?
yes! YES!
we gets the key!
and into the cage....
could it really be our Precious at last, my Love?
what beautiful precious's there are everywhere....
So that's a no on monopoly then?
Why would he lie?
God I love dogs
Before I got.. OPEN FIRE KILL THAT FILTH HE IS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR US TO TAKE HM DOWN!
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>Dub dubs
Alright if you insist
I refuse to accept your dubs
You're the cute one
Not only cute but also sexy
just happend to notice it while reading your post
didn't mean it directly at you
is chen that 15 year old spic?
Come now, lets poor Smeagol haves some!
My Precious's never had one of those before..
POST MIDRIFF OR POST NOTHING AT ALL
>pic related
Mina claimed.
I usually don't bother with people who mention they've had sex recently, since it's not really something super-special to brag about, tbh.
I used to think people who did that just never really scored, but turns out, I have now met some people who I basically witnessed going at it, who also bragged about said going-at-it.
My point is, I don't give a shit, but given the way he put it, I'd assume he did.
>More midriff
You're a champion, Charanon.
Is that guy ur waifu? Is his name Smeagol?
Ok now I go.
Going to drop my usual waifu here
NOOOOO! dont fire upon pooor Smeagol... *Golem! Golem!
well i didnt enjoy monopoly to begin with. I could us a massage thought my neck and shoulder have been aching from sleeping on the couch the other day
It's down. We are good fam back to
I think I hate almost everyone in this thread
Weeeee toooolds youuuu.... you cannot trust the whores'ss.....
Sure I believe him. Not like it's something special.
I believe those were all the midriffs I have too
Harsh.
>Vampire waifu
Nice, I used to have one too.
Good job, good job.
>pet rat surrounded by cloth and fur and shredded paper
>Even has several sources of shelter
>Falls asleep on cold metal
Okay, then.
all i wanted... was my precious....
*gluarrghghth....
Please i've seen your lewds, i may be cute but you are much sexier.
If you insist.
Haha i figured that would be the case, i only know two people that like that game as much as i do. It would be my pleasure.
I lash out at people with little or no provocation. I have bad manners.
Hello
I hope that doesn't include me mavis-sama
Oh i don't know about that
You're pretty sexy yourself
pic
well we need to play some better board games sometime then. Might just fall asleep like that
Nice tits.
You're doing god's work.
>midriff is best riff behind sick guitar riff
Have some in return
As much as I want to demean you right now, I like your honesty. If you're the same vampire from a while back, I probably knew you anyway.
You were chill.
Claiming MegaMilk!
Thank you!
Glad you like them
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:O
Not as much as you though.
Yeah, we'll find some we both like. That would be quite the dilemma, i would like too keep up the massage but i wouldn't want to accidentally wake you. I suppose i'll just get a blanket and cuddle up with you.
Have another one.
Alright, Winner's tired and needs some sleep, so he's gonna hit the hay.
Night, fam.
>pic related
May the midriff gods be with you.
Dinner was damn fine. So much pasta. Wish this was me, but still unable to drink alcohol.
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Enjoy
Just because my boobs are bigger doesn't make me sexier
I try to satisfy
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Goodnight Win user
i would forgive you if you woke me up and I would be happy with you just being there
night
What does this sign say?
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It looks like 'I have been fighting night after night for the Germans to be free'.
5 days with my new unlimited data plan and I'm already way over 1gb
Should I feel bad?
Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this something
The sign reads following: "I'm a coward and did not want to fight for the german nation"
I am 1 fucking coward and will not for the German people.
The hell do you do?
well if its unlimited
Opposite - I am a coward and will not fight for the German people
I was so wrong. Feigling threw me off.
Free of what?
I don't usually replay to these posts because I want her to die.
Thanks Chara, you're cool.
He's a fucking kid though.
Poor kid.
See
I was first reply.
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I watched a stream for 2 hours while on voice in discord
Also posting on thread and stuff like that
I mean yea but I'm using so much internet
USAGI GA NIGETERU
Jesus
Love that part
i mean its unlimited so no problems
Goodnight.
But your boobs combined with those curves do.
W-well in that case i might keep it up a little longer. I want to make sure your neck and shoulders feel all better. Then we could fall asleep together.
*autistic screeching*
Fucking German is hard fuck that shit.
Also I genuinely thought you switched
Or am I missing some elaborate prank?
Am I being pranked?
I just feel like a degenerate
Feigling just means coward
No problem, you're welcome
oh im sure I wouldnt care about them when i woke up next to you regardless of how they felt. well unless they were missing or something.
I wish I was that rope around that kid's throat.
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Nice feet.
>1 GB
>so much
Not nowadays, thats basically peanuts.
Just that blurt out is perfect. Better in fukkireta though.
Thats gonna be my greeting for you now. I hope you know that.
>turn this face into an oh no.jpg
Learning English without being in an English is hard. We have 3 different spellings for a word pronounced the same way but with 3 different meanings. Buffalo is the worst offender.
I thought it meant Fighting. Similar structure.
why? you just use internet a bit
It says, "I am a coward and would not fight for the German folk", more or less
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Oh please, they're noting special
You on the other hand...
So you sexually identify as a rope? What are your pronouns? :^)
I can see where you're coming from. I probably would've done the same mistake
No I know it's not that much
But it's in a timespan of 5 days
More like, a lot.
I tried playing league with it but 200 ping is kinda crazy
I'll reply with autistic screeching
That's pretty small picture. And I'm not on my computer
thats fine though. 200 ping is pretty shit but so is LoL :^)
Not bad from someone who has a basic grasp of German.
Ive blown through 6 GB in 3, without downloading anything. Youtube is data heavy to all shit.
>200 ping
Welcome to my life.
Unfortunate. Ill give you the manga page.
>3D is almost always trash
She's an exception if there ever was one.
>inb4 western characters can't be Waifus
I "switch" to fuck with others
I'll try to make it later. Do you want the mouth monochrome?
>almost always
implies there is exceptions yes
>western characters
nobody really cares
"3D" games are just 2D illusions. No one ever said western characters can't be waifu, we have plenty of western waifu in the threads.
Grip and squeeze
Yeah, but it would make me happy if you woke up without pain because of my massage. Yeah that would definitely cause for some concern.
Nice feet
> You on the other hand..
I on the other hand am not as sexy as you~.
Thank God I'm not American, Australian or English.
But I didn't ask you...
I was expecting a joke how I'd feed anyways
But yea league is pretty bad
Damn that's kinda crazy
Guess I shouldn't worry about being a fgt then
Straya Internet is pretty cancer, I've heard
Alright. Well I guess it's working
Yeah, you have a basic grasp. Probably even better then most people.
If you're implying I have a "basic" grasp in german I'll just answer to the you in german the whole fucking thread
I thought it would be hang and noose
I wouldnt worry about it because im sure after that kind of rest my head wouldnt hurt and I would have to repay you for your kindness
I mean you do that for me now
Whenever I mention western Waifus, I get jeered at like they're shit-tier. I blame butthurt weeaboos for enforcing that stigma.
Waifuism is more of a /jp/ and Sup Forums thing, so can you blame them for being annoyed at Sup Forums and Sup Forums users mimicking their customs? It's just elitism. Don't let it effect you.
What do you mean?
It's more of a meme than a stigma I guess. I mean, we're not on Sup Forums here. On Sup Forums it would be a stigma.
Here? General shitposting and "dank maymays"
Keikaku Doori
No no no, don't you try to pull that.
Your body is slim yet your boobs are rather big. That's a great thing right there.
Strangle and suffocate?
you insult yourself for feeding whenever we chat about LoL
What did he mean by this?
Yeah, I can live with that too
The world may never know
Oh come now, there's no need to repay me for that~.
> Your body is slim yet your boobs are rather big
That goes for you as well. Plus you're taller so that adds to it as well.
I don't like when I always ask you something and everyone in the thread has to answer for you.