I have had my tongue deep inside my Chinese girlfriend's ass on numerous occasions

I have had my tongue deep inside my Chinese girlfriend's ass on numerous occasions.

I love it AMA

pic looks almost exactly like her.

she is an exchange student from Beijing, she loves it too.

do you ever come across tiny piece of fecal matter?

luckily never, but you take the risk anytime. its worth it tho tbh

how do i get girl if i dont like talking to people and i cant chat up any?

nigga thats gross as fuck. i dont want no poop on my tongue

i met her at an international social gathering. For some reason i just had the feeling to talk to her only. It was easy unlike other times talking to girls. for some reason it was natural. YOU MUST WAIT FOR THIS FEELING TO HAPPEN

One question
Are you retarded

honestly she is clean af there. its a miracle to me

more

ah, pu pu platter

very tasty

not that i know of. IQ 113, or so my mom told me
delet this

this also looks exactly like her

Do you have a cutesy nickname for her? Like shithead?

>or so my mom told me
10/10

Her English name is Wendy. So i call her Wenster, Wanster, Woondo, and Wando. idk how it happened

Does your dick ever go there?

more, she's fucking hot

Foreplay? Finger in the hole? Does she do it to you? Boy

haha i though you'd like that. She told me when i was like 7 so im sure all the cronic ive smoked over the years has decreased it a little or so.
Yes on a couple of occasions. she wants it too but "it hurts" bullshit :/

sorry thats the only exact look alikes i got.
yes all of the above execpt never too me. im not turned on by it although she always begs me playfully

Let her do it to you
It's amazing

I have actual nudes of her but i dont want to share them out of respect for her.
yea thats what ive heard but it just seems gross to me the other way around :/

Do you have a song/playlist/album of choice for when things get brown? How long do these sessions last?

pics or it never happened

You need to slowly stretch her ass. Get a longish plug that tapers decently and some lube. It needs to be slightly larger diameter at it's largest point than your dick. Don't expect to get it all the way in the first couple days you play with it. Then after that you're still going to need some warm up stretching before fucking her. You can use the plug for that as well.

You must be a virgin.

Women take better sure that their assholes are clean because they know us guys like to play around both holes and they don't wanna embarrass themselves around us.

It's gross for someone to lick your ass but you love putting your own tongue where shit comes from?

i pretty much always lovingly tongue her ass before we have sex. ill do it for around 4 minutes to get her good and turned on.
lol nice le meme. I guess it never happened then

oh you stupid stupid fools.

I've had my tongue in the hottest blondes, Asians, Latinas, ebonies, brunettes.

I've gotten POO on my tongue. And an accidental fart to the FACE.

Things like that change a man. No, I'm not a buttfag now. But I'm not straight anymore. Asexual I guess.

You're playing with fire.

yea i thought about doing this, idk if she would be on board.
kek trew. exactly this exept if you ask them about it they pretend they do nothing and that they are naturally this way.

Music of choice for ass blasting?

shit from a sexy Chinese qt. yes its illogical but how i feel.
we have actually never played music. only once actually. but i think this would enhance the experience for sure. im sure she would like it next time.

...

I know a few tunes about eating ass if you're interested. Really steamy shit if you know what I mean.

found the virgin

op here thats gross af

that might actually be kinda wierd. doing this is a romantic experience for us

thx for the offer though. I hope you find urself a qt chinese girl to tongue fuck too one day

Romantic holy shit you're licking her ass. What time if day do you do it at usually? Is there a certain amount of time that needs to pass from when she last took a shit before you get brown?

well actually her asshole has never actually tasted bad or like shit. Just dank af. Hot too. then after you tongue it twice it has little taste anymore. usually in the evening we do this. she shits every morning every 24 hours i think

You know, I think I may convert.

Do you have a codename for the act?

you should. I promise you if you have a girl who cares for her cleanliness, you will not regret it. She even has a hot pulse directly behind her asshole. crazy intimate ;)

Putting brown lipstick on?

sorry this reply was for you

not really. I usually simply say "let me taste your ass" or "i want to lick you". maybe im boring idk

hogmog. funny you ask lol (that's really our codename for it).

Origin?

this is not me, not op. иди нахуй poser

Do you like it more than licking her slice?

that bitch has fucking worms dude lmao look at the left hand side of her asshole

Jesus

actually yes. she gets very wet and the juice can be thick sometimes. also tastes kind of pasty somtimes too. the "ass juices" are actually often thinner and tarter. must be her authentic Chinese diet or something ;)

What should I do to like make money? I have no fucking money.

Does she ever come down with swamp ass?

Hahahaha whitey always get fat or ugly asian girls

I drive an RTA bus for my university. its a great job that opens up driving careers for the rest of ur life
never experienced it. im pretty sure only overweight people get this chronically.
my gf is not fat or ugly. im sure youd agree

She is. Deal with it whitey

>he lies

THIS GUY FUCKIN KNOWS WHATS UP ! :D

>he doesn't post proof
KYS OP you fucking larper

aaaaghhh triggered!!!!
i have never lied in this thread yet and i do not plan too.
like i said, i told her i wouldnt share them and by my honor i keep my promises

>LARPER

Kys roleplayer

this is exactly why i shared almost exact look alikes. Notice how i even lables them "phantom wendy" after her

Pathetic permavirgin

Just stop. You are pathetic

>he lies again
Kys

Just go to hell betafag. Pics or it didn't happen

Piss off liar

Fuck you OP. KYS fucking liar

uh oh here we go, hope i at least helped some of you before the cancer.

Ever get shit under your fingernails?

holy fuck not the guy who posted but just noticed this

dumb OP. Go take your ROLEPLAY AMA to redit

nope

>WMAF shillbot
Now that is CANCER

What the fuck are you on about. They clean thier ass becuase they dont want to walk around all day with the faint odour of shit lingering about, not becuase she thinks some fucking beta on Sup Forums might lick her turd snapper at any moment

Kys

This was good while it lasted. Thanks, guy.

IKR fuck OP

Virgin detected. Women's assholes smell like shit

OP loser

OP is Larping

Learn to talk to people by listrning and asking questions and compliment women in a nice way.

sure thing mang
maybe urs do
literally all you need

Agreed

Kys pathetic beta

Just piss off loser

dont you occasians?

Only loser whites go for asians. Asian women are mostly ugly

samefagging, the killer of threads

underrated post

Former yellow feverfag here. I agree

Truth

kek

Same man. All these reddit trolls forcing wmaF down our throats. I am sick of it

im sure you have had plenty of gfs u alpha dog you
not the fever, simply a good connection with another human.

Iktf