Alright niggers what are you smoking tonight

Alright niggers what are you smoking tonight

weed

sadness

Niggers

Nothing because I'm not a degenerate.

Sadness sounds pretty dope, but have you heard of this shit called marijuana?

Yeah, I heard it's for faggots.

Well of course but I'm out so all I got left is this sadness.

faggot == (you)

No, faggot == (you)

faggot == (us)

Dubs

ur moms vigna

faggot == (anus)

Faggots calm down there's enough cock for everyone

string faggot [2] "you"

>Posting on Sup Forums
>Not a degenerate
>pick one

Just weed, used to smoke crack with my ex... anyone want greentext?

Go to sleep.

Okay, you go me there. Touché. But at least I'm less degenerate than all the stonerfags here.

Man I'm lit

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be me, 24 years old, average guy who works in IT
>was beta as kid, stopped giving a shit at uni and did a lot better socially
>also stonerfag, chubbyfat, 6foot1
>Have a FB and sometimes use escorts for fantasies
>one day, decide to try something new
>look for a 420 friendly hooker and finally combine my two favourite things (FB hates it so I don't use around her)
>message around 50
>One reply, her pictures were crap but she looked ok
>two hours drive away
>Fuck it, book two hours (£180) and drive there after work
>Arrive about 7pm, place is a pretty rough council estate
>Go to flat, she answers.
>Looks much better than pictures
>We smoke in her room
>Talk for an hour before we even fuck.
>Great sex though, wet, tight and enthusiastic!
>She dissappeared to the bathroom a few times though.
>She seems to really like me (We'd talked a lot about both our personal lives)
>She notices the time eventually and says I can't drive back now...
>I would have driven high but not gonna argue am I?
>She asks if I've tried anything other than weed
>Tried a few things, pills etc.
>She says she's on crack

>Had no idea until she told me, didn't look like crackhead to me, seemed totally normal
>She starts to rattle a little and gets crack pipe
>Takes a couple of rocks then offers to me
>I'd always told myself I'd never try crack, meth or heroin
>But I was high and horny so I did
>Drag that little metal fuck until my lips are burning
>Holy
>Fucking
>Shit
>Felt like every single cell in my fucking body was writhing with pleasure
>Fell back on bed, physically couldn't move with mad smile on my face
>We make out. Total bliss
>We spent the next 14 hours alternating between weed, crack and sex
>Complete heaven all the way (Chest felt pretty tight though and I was sick twice. Just acidy and weird)
>She lost count of how many times she came but I didn't come once until around 10 hours in, kept losing erection when we paused to smoke a pipe
>When I did though.... never had better. Not even close. Was like meeting God.
>Next morning
>Been carpet crawling a bit, ran out around 8am?
>She's now pretty frantic, rushing around cleaning the flat
>Apparently her pimp is gonna be there soon
>FuckThatShit, I go to leave but he arrives as I do
>It's a creepy old guy in his 50s
>Looks mean

>Turns out to be ok, shakes my hand
>We say I was just a friend of hers so he doesn't expect a cut and I leave
>Realise I'm an hour late for work and wouldn't be getting there anytime soon
>Phone in sick
>Sleep in car for few hours then drive home
>Back to life as normal
>Feels a little dull
>Decide not book her again for a month to control spending
>2 Weeks later, she messages me
>Wants to see me off the clock and could I bring some weed?
>Didn't need telling twice, head there straight after work (Was a Friday this time)
>More of the same, We smoke and fuck until Saturday evening
>Finally we sleep
>Next morning, she reveals we'd gone through £140 worth of crack each time
>Holy shit, how can she afford that?
>She's like pfft, she easily makes 200-500 a day from her job. Fair enough
>Reveals she pays the pimp £350 a week for the room, security and to manage escort profiles
>Wtf? Average rent in the area is 70-120pw and no way profiles are that tough to do
>I offer to sort her out for less, blagging I'd be able to sort everything for £200 easily and do a better job

>Gives me £400 to sort things out
>We wander around the town trying all the crappy b&bs
>Find one, bit rundown and empty but owner seemed nice and good location
>Agree with owner for her to stay there in empty rooms for £80pw cash
>she'll pay weekly and if she misses one, he can kick her out and I'll cover that weeks rent
>Seems fair, move her stuff round in my car
>No sign of pimp, apparently he was busy sorting an issue out with some of his other girls
>Drive home, get laptop and make her profile
>Lol, cost for the needed features on website? Fucking £2 a day.
>3 months later
>Still work as ITfag but cut hours and now dealing weed
>Saw her once a week, she gives me £100 for sorting profile and we normally spend the night fucking on crack unless she's had a rough day
>Maintained crack use to once a week, only when with her. Still smoked weed every night.
>Shit was pretty cash for a while
>Had an NDE tripping on salvia, decided to get my shit together
>Quit my job and crack on the spot, got a new job at a local care home
>Tried to get her to quit
>Rehab, script, took her to appointments, all that crap
>Not happening
>Make her choose, me or the drugs

>She picked drugs
>Leave her and delete her profile
>Changed my phone
>Few months later, checked my old phone
>Over 600 messages from her
>She'd run out of money, gotten thrown out of the b&b
>Worked on the streets for a bit
>Was beaten up twice
>The last text was two weeks ago
>Said she was sorry but was out of credit and had nothing else left to live for
>Text her back
>Never replied
>I work my balls off at that home but I don't think I'll ever forgive myself for what I used to be
>many birds later I still fap to her once in a while

gr8 shit m8 r8 8/8

Nudes were unexpected but bonus as fuck

Got a fair few more pics if any requests

just fuck us up man

Glad you liked it, i'ma roll up myself now

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yeaaa im gonna need em all

MOAR

I hope this fucking cat ended up on the streets too, kept going mental and scratching me when I was trying to get it on

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EVEN MOOOAR

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That position is incredible

Why, thank you user.

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You're welcome

user is based, blessed he be with quads

Running out of her pics, mostly repeats now. Gonna dump a few other birds

^ This one still a prossy actually, name's Danielle. Lifted her pics from profile, didnt take these ones. Be friendly and she won't charge in future ;)