So girlfriend insulted me by saying my farts are nothing compared to hers

So girlfriend insulted me by saying my farts are nothing compared to hers
How does Sup Forums produce the most rancid, foul, offensive, horrible farts.
I've eaten 4 eggs and now I'm getting at some saurkraut, what other foods might help?

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wolf brand chili should do the trick

Look what a fagot I am.
> try to show of I'm at college.
> post an unrelated Q at Sup Forums
> now people see I'm at college.

go use ur own brains faggot.

Just don't poop for awhile. Let it rot in your bowels for as long as possible.

Black beans and like the other user said just hold the shit in as long as you can. Either that or get shitfaced, farts the day after are pure filth.

Your sister is a stanky booty hoe with a stanky-ass stanky ass. Ole stanky-ass hoe.

Forgot to say...
>girlfriend

We all know it's your sister you're talking about, come on now.

Youre fucking gross dude

Eat lots of onions, beans (baked beans or thick white ones) and cereal bars.
You could add some Federweisser.

Corned beef and cabbage.

A whole bag of wasabi peas. Worst farts of my life, and i purposely did it maybe 3 different times. Cleared out a gym one of the times.

You're a genius
Totally forgot about beans and onions
thanks

Lots of milk to wash down other things already mentioned.

onions

beef

gg

get wasted for 4 days drinking beer and eating shit fast food

eat shit so you get super shit

You have to inhale your girlfriend's farts to absorb their potency.

Chili, and anything Jewish or Indian.

Eggs. Onions. Bread.

The more eggs/onions, the more sulfuric the smell. Bread is for volume. Works best if you don't typically eat a lot of bread. Those bacteria in your gut have a hay day, producing so much gas, mixing with all those sulfurous eggs and onions.

Only death will remain. Possibly a stain in your underoos.

fuck dude, you got fart raped. go to the police!

you might wanna look at that pic again son.

Chop some onions, scramble them in with some eggs, slap that on a sandwich with some mayo.

WMD status.

Women are scientifically proven to vacate gasses with a more pungent aroma, however, men are champs when it comes to frequency and duration. Their innards make their stank worse. Old blood and shit. Look it up, cunt-knuckle.

Just totally change your diet from what you usually eat.

Eat Garlic! even garlic pickle is great. You can use minced ingwer+garlic cream too. Add some Meat and Beer to it.

tasty recipe: Wash potatoes, cut them in quarters. Fill them in a bowl, add vegetable oil, pepper, salz, ground and dried garlic, shake and stir well until all potatoes are coverd with that stuff. Put them in an oven for liek 40 minutes at 180-200°C meanwhile chop green onion and some other herbs you like (mint, basil, whatever) and put them in the bowl where you had the potatoes in. Then add a pack of quark (curd cheese, 500g) and a pack of sour crem (150-250g) add some more garlic, salt, pepper, oil and stir until its creamy with nice herbs in it. You can some of that water they use in gherkins jars too to add flavor and make it even more creamy. When the potatoes are golden, take them out and eat them with that cream. next day you will happy if your toilet wont melt from that smell. And its tasty AF!

The trick is to eat lots of fiber like beans or something and experiment with different flavors for smell, it's really not complicated

>go use ur own brains faggot

You, on the other hand, might need some.

Drink a lot of beer.

Nothing is as nasty as beer farts with their slight alcohol note.

You have been visited by the obese pedo of Sup Forums. Obesity will come to you unless you comment "pedo" on this video

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6zALZZiFA

OP eat a fuckload of pastry. like sausage rolls and meat pies, preferably from a lunch bar or lunch truck

Wheat beer

I eat my gfs pussy every day and fart in her face and she says they smell like shit so maybe try that

Eat these

Parkia Speciosa and dogfruit

Ancient asian secret to the worst farts ever known to man.

And durian

Your fart is now a biological weapon

Protein shakes. They produce bioweapons

Tuna salad and egg salad

eat sour milk product

That and meal replacement bars. You'll do the most rank, horrible shits/farts on those.

Eggs for smell. Fiber one bars x2 for volume

>tfw you realize you are unironically helping someone on the internet to make better farts.

Honestly, eat a bunch of garlic cloves. I mean like 10-15. I went to a place called Newks and they have all you can eat. So before my meal I had like 12 and do did my coworker. We were blowing so much ass that evening and the next day.