Dubs picks what I say to my girlfriend

Dubs picks what I say to my girlfriend.

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we should get married

lol #rekt

legend.

CHEEKI BREEKI

Consider this an official proposal, i know its crappy over the phone but with your face its not like you deserve better lol

/thread

>girlfriend
Implying you're not just texting yourself from some texting app in the hopes to get some replies in your shit thread.

Can I nut on your face later? KACHOW!

Checked.

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Im serious, lets do it tommorow.

dubs don't lie

Confirmed
Rolling for:
I want you to eat my ass on our honeymoon

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Hey babe I'm jerking off, can I see your tits?

i kind of wish op was a faker, then we'd at least get replies from his fake gf

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>Just kidding bitch you smell like my boyfriend's dick after it's been 3 leagues into my ass

Still hasn't replied. Probably getting fucked by Chad.

She's not being that interesting. Dubs.

"OK since you ignored me. I'll let you sleep with other guys if we get married."

you forgot to fucking reply with: ">girlfriend
Implying you're not just texting yourself from some texting app in the hopes to get some replies in your shit thread." and: "dubs don't lie"

Say : I'm dead serious, let's get married I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Say: "If you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight, you will never get a bf or gf again, you will lose all of your friends and never gain any again, and you will get rejected by any job you apply for/ you will be fired from your current job."

I'm cheating on you with Jessica.

Im being serious, Im breaking up with you...

Should I say this? I thought more replies had to wait until I posted the most recent, but I will if you people want me to.

WINFUCKINGRAR THE TRIPS HAVE DECIDED

I cummed to your grandma's ashes.

Too bad she takes forever to fucking reply

>inb4 op told his gf about this before he posted so she can expect any response, and then put some filler shit to distract us.

Nah, what would be the point in that? It wouldn't entertain me to tell her "hehe xd I'm sending u some shit from this website :3333" and just tell her whatever I'm told to.

Yall just gonna skip these dubs?

If I ever see you irl again or you reply again, I will tie you up against an electric poll in the middle of a busy street, strip your clothes, and rape you until you're bleeding dustbunnies.

I want an open relationship, I'd love to see you other men.

Fuck off Mr. Lahey

Roll

nice win

rolling for this

"also, i have some fetish and want you to kick the shit outta me"

She probably already hooked up with another man, and fucked him 17 times by now. If she wasn't doing that already, as OP is always a faggot.

Kek

Roll

Nice dubs

Rolling haha

Jk im not but i really was serious about the marriage thing

reroll once for luck

OP post these fucking dubs, you nigger.

Sorry i was kidding about the breaking up thing but tbh I'm super horny

h

deus vult

I want to fuck your Dad.

i wanna impregnate you and fuck your newborn children to death

WINRAR

TRIPS RULES ALL

Trips demands this

Kek

YESSSSS

>"which I done with my parents"
>"which I done"
>"done"
I'm guessing you're from that kind of South where they just don't care about grammar anymore, right?

That's really more of a northern thing. Southerners care far more about grammar.

You have no idea how hard I get just at the thought of fucking a baby in its still-developing asshole. I want to rip its ass open and feel its pulse up against my cock.

op is a fegit for not delivering..

christ...

>grammar

kek

Trips aren't dubs faggots.

but these are dubs

failure.
check'em

but there are dubs in trips, faggot

all trips are dubs, but not all dubs are trips

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Doesn't fucking matter faggot. OP requested DUBS. Not three equal numbers. It neutralizes.

>being this angry that chad is banging your gf as we speak

shouldnt have dated a whore, faggot

>implying trips doesn't have dubs in it
Are you fucking stupid?

dirty sex tonight?

I want you to pooppoo on my chest

So, I bought something... it's a strap on. I want you to use it on me.