ITT: We create a mark kozelek song

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you dead

sad

It was march the 15th

I felt a sharp pain in my thighs but I knew it wasn't a big deal

nuuuhhhhh I loved you more than my soul's love for your love for you

Moving back

It was march 18th but the pain still stung in my thighs

pnra brd

My thighs

uuuhhhhhh she had a moist vaginaaaaaa
I particulally enjoy the circumfrence

Until she died, I miss you carissa

I met John at the supermarket
he also liked blue crab cakes
he was stabbed by his wife when he got home
turns out he was gay

I have never heard one of his songs
I said
But still I reply

Honestly not feeling much like myself
I closed my eyes and didn't like what I saw
Turns out my eyelids were there

Panera bread didn't have my blue crab cakes
So I sat at home and watched the Big Bang Theory and masturbated

I tried
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Ohio (Ohio)
Tiffin, Bucyrus,
New Philadelphia
Ohio (Ohio)

There's a pizza place in Pomeroy I went to one time and there was a teenage girl crying at her table. So I went over to her and found out she was pregnant and the father ran off and she was debating on getting an abortion or telling her parents and keeping the baby. I didn't know what to say so I just sat there and ate my slice of pizza. It had pineapples on it. I'm not sure who the first person to put pineapples on pizza was (pineapples on pizza), but they're a fucking genius (fucking genius). The girl was still crying when I got up and left because I couldn't deal with that shit anymore then I drove back to my grandma's sisters place on Birch Street when I heard that Bowie died and I remembered the first time I heard Hunky Dory. I reminisced about it for a while but the next thing I knew it was an hour and a half later and I had crashed my car in a ditch somewhere in that shithole Kentucky (shithole Kentucky). I miss Ohio (I miss Ohio).

Bryan, Defiance
Tiffin, Fremont,
Wooster has a great park bench to sit on
Ohio (Ohio)

Kek. Apart from the accent taking away from the association a bit, it's pretty good

Let's not forget the Mount Eerie song we made

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It was me also
Working on improving my impersonations

i want your autograph

Sat down at a red velvet booth in a
TGI Fridays in Montpelier
They say Ohio ain't too nice
This time o' year but what do I know
Not much, that's for sure, and I'm
Losin' my touch, that's for sure, and I'm
Gettin' much older now, but the world's still the
Same bloodless age
Ooooooh, my driver's from Tucson and he
Tells me the sun is much hotter down there
Yeah, yeah i know I remember the
Cactus and hot brick alleyways well
When he drops me off, I think about tipping
But does this man really deserve an Abe Lincoln for doin' some job I could
Easily do myself?
Well I don't knoooow what I could do myself anymore
And does anyone knoooow what they could even do by themselves anymore?
We're all by ourselves noooow
We're all by ourselves nooooow

Woke up at six in the morning
Ate a bagel with some cream cheese

Went back to sleep at six thirty
My dog peed in my shoes

Aaaaaa I was taaakin a shiiiiiiiiitttt
my old woman came and knocked on the dooooooooooooorrrr
fiiiiiveeee miiinnnuttesss iiii saaiiiiiiiiidddd
shheee wasn't havin it nooo moooooreee

MARCH 23RD, I WASN'T BACKIN' DOWN
MY THIGHS FELT LIKE THEY WERE ON FIRE

i heard the song "eye of the tiger" on the radio this morning.
it reminded me of a kid in middle school who would dress like rocky everyday and run up and down the front steps.
i remember going to the video store to rent it one night, and it sparked my love for the sport.
i didn't really know the kid well but i appreciate his influence on my life.
my toaster just set off my smoke alarm.

Now that's good, give me some few minutes

Blue brack caaaaaaaakes
blue crab caaaaakes

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when i was 9 years old i fucked suzie in the ass
fucked her real good right after class
suzie was such a sweet lass but i ended up
fucking her so hard i broke the window glass
and she lost her head poor suzie, then she ended up dead

*BRAAAAAAP*
this cereal is expired

kek

Fucked up morning
Woke up too late
Left 10 minutes late
Got a flat tyre
But we're half way there

My brother blew himself up
Threw gas on the fire
He was about to go to college
What are the odds