G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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The antidepressants are working.

cause I don't wanna die

I always see this and cant help but feel like its not some kind of subliminal messaging. Am I the only one

My dick grew

>cant help but feel like its not some kind of subliminal messaging
You're right, it's not.

I have no reason to. I have a pretty good life.

Because I'm the girl in this gif

because i still have money for booze

Because I wanna find out what happens in Game Of Thrones

what do u think is going to happen at the end
?

>English comprehension
I like you, user.

Sauce?

Rich parents, cool girlfriend.

GF with a big ass

Gf is on way to drop off 20 zany bars.

I'll get them first, break up with her, then go back to contemplating suicide

I normally scroll past these threads, but tonight I have an answer.
Usually because I just don't feel like it. Too lazy.
Now, it's because I have a new friend. I've got plenty of people I'm friendly with, but I don't make actual friends often, so this is a big thing for me.
Also she's cute as fuck. Pic related.

Because I don't want to ruin my family. If I was alone and nobody gave a fuck I would

Immediate family needs me too much.

When they start dying off, I'm sure I'll check out.

Because I have a super easy life. Also my sister is in town and I like to get drunk with her.

Not into suicide I am more of a homicide type of guy. I shouldn't kill myself because my life sucks I should kill others because they make my life suck.

On vacation atm. Maybe next week

because i took an arrow to the knee. so....

Hmmm... couldn't think of a reason. Fuck man, thats gay as aids

Going to the local hobby shop to use their rc car track

Really? They tore up the last track in my town . ..
Where are you?

May this blade give you a reason to live, lost children of Sup Forums

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Gotta jerk off at least twice first.

Also, supposed to go to the bank and meet with a realtor today, so the gf can have a nice house before I blow my brains out.