YOU OPEN YOUR EYES

YOU OPEN YOUR EYES

YOU FIND YOURSELF IN SQUARE METAL ROOM

ON THE LEFT WALL, WHAT LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE

ON THE RIGHT WALL, A DICK

PRESS A TO INSPECT THE ASSHOLE

PRESS B TO INSPECT THE DICK

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It's your own asshole

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PRESSED A

UPON CLOSER INSPECTION YOU CAN SEE SOMETHING IS WEDGED IN THE ASSHOLE,
ITS SMELL HITS YOUR NOSE LIKE A RUNAWAY HAM SALAD

IT LOOKS A LITTLE LOOSE AND CAN BE MOVED

PRESS A TO PUSH THE OBJECT IN THE ASSHOLE

PRESS B TO PULL IT OUT

b

B

PRESSED B


AS YOU PUSH THE BROWN STENCH LOG INTO THE ASSHOLE THE PASSAGE BEGINS TO OPEN MORE AND MORE EVENTUALLY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO CRAWL INSIDE IT.

BUT, THE HEAR A FAINT BUZZ, YOU TURN AROUND AND THE DICK HAS DOUBLE IN SIZE

PRESS A TO GET IN DAT ASS
PRESS B TO CHECK ON THE DICK

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Nice dubs, A

PRESSED A

THE CRAWL IN THE ASS AND AS SOON AS YOU ARE STOOD IN THE FLESH TUNNEL THE ASS HOLE CLOSES BEHIND YOU.

YOU WONDER WHAT HAPPENED WITH WALL DICK, NO TIME

AND YOU TRAVEL DOWN THE POOPY PASSAGE YOU SEE A FIGURE RESTING ON THE FLOOR

PRESS A TO INVESTIGATE THE STRANGER

PRESS B TO CARRY ON DOWN THE SHITE CHUTE

a

PRESSED A

YOU GET THE ATTENTION OF THE FALLEN MAN

HE LOOKS UP AT YOU, EYES CAKED IN SHIT, MOUTH FULL OF PUBES.
YOU CLEAR HIS PASSAGES AND HE BEGINS TO SPEAK

"IT IS DANGEROUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS..."

IN HIS HAND IS A MECHANICAL COCK, THIS COULD BE USEFUL

PRESS A TO LEAVE THE OLD MAN AND CARRY ON

PRESS B TO ASK THE MAN MORE Q'S

Is it lemiwinks?

A

PRESSED A

AS YUOU LEAVE THE OLD MAN THE TAKES ONE LAST BREATH AND SLUMPS TO THE GROUND.

YOU VENTURE DOWN THE PASSAGE FURTHER, IT GETS SMALLER IN PARTS, LARGER IN OTHER PARTS.

THE PASSAGE SPLITS IN TWO. ONE DOOR READS "HALL OF HORRORS AND FARTING" YOU CAN HEAR MUFFLED CRIES AND FARTS,

THE OTHER READS "SANITATIONS AND EJAKULASHUNS" YOU CAN HEAR THE VIGOROUS PUMPING OF PISTONS AND MACHINES

PRESS A TO ENTER THE HALL OF HORRORS AND FARTING

PRESS B TO ENTER SANITATIONS AND EJAKULASHUNS

b

B

B

PRESSED B

YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND A WAVE OF STEAM HITS YOU LIKE A HOT HANDED SLAP FROM PAPA

AS THE STEAM CELARS YOU SEE ROWS UP ROWS OF PASSED OUT MEN, MACHINERY AND TECH ATTACHED TO THEIR TODGERS PUMPING AWAY VIOLENTLY, THEIR FACES ARE COVERED BY VR HEADS SETS, YOU SEE ONE CHAIR IS FREE YOU ALSO SEE A MAN AT THE END OF THE ROOM OPERATING SOME OF THIS MACHINERY.

PRESS A TO SPEAK TO THE COCK MASTER
PRESS B TO STRAP IN FOR A COCKING
PRESS C TO LEAVE THE ROOM

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A

PRESSED A

COCKMASTER: *GRUNTS* IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU WOKE, I THOUGHT A CUCK LIKE YOU WOULD GO FOR THE WALL-DICK, NOT TO WORRY I HAVE A SEAT READY FOR YOU, RIGHT THIS WAY....

HE PULLS OUT AN ELECTRO WHIP FRLOM HIS LAB-COAT POCKET AND THRUSTS IT AROUND YOUR NECK

PAIN

YOU PANIC, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.

PRESS A TO TRY AND DISARM TH COCK-MASTER WITH YOUR HANDS
PRESS B TO TRY AND MAKE USE OF THE MECH-COCK

B

b

B

B

>mfw this thread

>PRESSED B
>Goes with option A anyways

Fuck you, OP. Faggot

PRESSED B

YOU REACH INTO YOUR POCKET WITH YOUR LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH AND PESS THE BUTTON LOCATED ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SHAFT,

A BURNING WHITE GOO SHINES FROM THE DICK, CUTTING HIS ELECTRO WHIP

COCKMASTER: GAH! WHAT IS THIS? WAIT, GUSTAV! SURLEY NOT HE....DIED! IN THAT CASE LETS GOOOOOOO!

HE STRIKES YOU BUT YOU PARRY, YOU GRAB HIM AND HAVE THE MECHA-COCK POINTED AT HIS JUGULAR

COCKMASTER: GO ON CUCK, FINISH ME, I DONT EVEN HAVE A DICK

PRESS A TO FINISH THE DICKLESS COCKMASTER
PRESS B TO ASK HIM SOME Q'Z BEFOE YOU KILL HIM

Go on you nigger, the cockmaster must be defeated

A

a

A

>MASHING A

You mongs, we will never uncover the secrets of the cockmaster

PRESSED A

THE WALL IS COVERED IN COCKMASTERS BRAINS YOU DROP HIS LIFELESS CORPSE AND SHIT BEGINS TO POUR OUT HIS ASS


YOU NOTICE A KEYCOCK IN HIS LAB COAT YOU PICK IT UP.

SUDDENLY OVER AN INTERCOM YOU HEAR A VOICE

"COCKINGTON, YOU HAVENT LOGGED YOU CUM-SAMPLES TODAY, WHATS TAKING SO LONG?.....MACHINE BROKEN AGAIN EH, ILL SEND ANOTHER COCK-MAINTAINER DOWN TO HELP YOU OUT...."
PRESS A TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THE ROOM
PRESS B TO HIDE AND WAIT FOR COCK-MAINTAINENCE TO ARRIVE
PRESS C TGO INVESTIGATE THE COCKMASTERS TERMINAL

B

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B

C

c

PRESSED B

YOU FRANTICALLY SCRAMBLE FOR ANOTHER EXIT BUT YOU CAN'T SEE ONE,
YOU HEAR THE DOOR BEGIN TO UNLOCK, YOUR TIME IS UP

NO

SUDDENLY A HAND GRABS YOU AND PULLS YOU TO SAFTEY INSIDE AN AIR COOLING VENT

A HAND COVERS YOUR MOUTH

????: SHHH I AM A FRIEND

PRESS A TO ATTACK THE STRANGE
PRESS B TO REMAIN IN HIS GRASP

b

This fucking thread...

>I need more

B was not to try and find an exit, at least try and stick to your shit

C.

Go back and wait for cock maintenance

this is a banana thread now since OP is a faggot

PRESSED B

YOU STOP STRUGGLING AND YOU HEAR THE TWO COCKMAINTAINERS ENTER THE ROOM

CM1: COCKINGTON? YOU PIECE OF SHIT WTF IS UP WITH TODAY

SUDDENLY THE STRANGER BEHIND YOU FIRES TWO ROUNDS FROM HIS MECHA-COCK AND TAKES THEM OUT

????:MY NAME IS ASSEYE IVE BEEN WATCHING YOU SINCE YOU WERE TAKEN TO THE FACILITY, YOU HAVE SOME GREAT MOVES, I WANT TO HELP YOU GET OUT OF HERE, I CANT EXPOLAIN EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE HAVE TO BE ON THE MOVE, IN 7 MINUTES THIS EJACKULASHUN STAYSHUN WILL BE CRAWLING IN COCKMASTERS AND MAYBE EVEN A COCKKING, WILL YOU COME WITH ME? OR SHALL I LEAVE YOU HERE?

PRESS A TO GO WITH ASSEYE
PRESS B TO GO A SEPERATE WAY DOWN THE AIR VENT, THE OPPOSITE WAY TO ASSEYE

fuck you

...

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youtube.com/watch?v=uHcxYo085Pg

Springfield!

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A

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>till

YOU PRESSED A - GO WITH ASSEYE

ASSEYE: LETS GO

WHILE FOLLOWING ASSEYE DOWN THE VENTS YOU EVENTUALLY GET TO A ROOM HE SAYS IS SAFE

ASSEYE: IN ORDER TO ESCAPE FROM HERE WE NEED TO POWER UP OUR MECHA-COCKS, THIS MEANS WE NEED TO PUMP SOME CUM INTO THEM, THERE SHOULD BE A TERMINAL THROUGH HERE.

AS HE GOES THROUGH A DOOR HE DROPS SOMETHING, IT IS THE SAME TYPE KEYCOCK THAT YOU TOOK FROM THE COCKMASTER. HE QUICKLY PICKS IT UP AND STASHES IT INSIDE HIS TRENCH COAT POCKET.


ASSEYE: HERE IS THE MACHINE, HAD ME YOUR MECHA-COCK SO I CAN HOOK IT UP TO THE CUM-PUMP

THE MACHINE LOOKS VERY SIMILAR TO THE ONES THE COCKMASTER WAS CONTROLLING...

PRESS A TO GET IN THE MACHINE
PRESS B TO TAKE HIM OUT
PRESS B

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B

THIS FUCKING THREAD OMG

YOU PRESSED B -TAKE HIM OUT

ASSEYE: I SAID HAND IT OVER YOU CU-I MEAN, HEHE LETS CALM DOWN SHALL WE......OR SHOULD I SAY....CUM DOWN HIYAHAAAAH

ASSEYE COMES AT YOU HARD AND FAST, BUT HE WASNT LYING WHEN HE SAID HE NEEDED TO POWER UP HIS MECHA-COCK. AS HE TRIES TO FIRE IT AT YOU A SMALL TRICKLE DRIBBLES OUT AND THE BASE TURNS BLUE, IN HIS FRUSTRATIONS HE CAN'T EVADE THE SEARING SHOT YOU JUST FIRED AT HIM, DIRECT HIT, BUT NOW YOUR BALLS ARE BLUE. HE SLUMPS DOWN AND SHIT BEGINS TO SECRETE OUT HIS ASS.

DEAD

ON THE SECRUITY TERMINAL YOU SEE TWO COCKMASTERS COMING THIS WAY

PRESS A TO SEARCH HIS BODY
PRESS B TO HIDE IN THE VENTS

Screencap time

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A

A

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YOU PRESS A - SEARCH ASSEYE

YOU RUMMAGE THROUGH HIS POCKETS AND FIND TWO KIEGEL PACKS AND A GLOWING TURD, JUST AS YOU DO, THE DOOR OPENS AND THE TWO COCKMASTERS REACH FOR THEIR ELECTRO-WHIPS, YOU LOCK THE KIEGEL PACKS INTO THE BASE IOF YOUR MECHA-COCK AND FIRE TWO FRESH, HOT, SALTY SHOTS.

DIRECT HITS

YOU TURN AROUND TO CATCH YOUR BREATH AND THINK.

WHILE YOU DO, ONE OF THE COCKMASTERS USES HIS LAST STRENGTH TO PULL BACK THE FORESKIN OF AN ALARM COCK.

RED LIGHTS AND SIRENS ARE EVERYWHERE, YOU PROBABLY ONLY HAVE 10 CHARGES LEFT.

PRESS A TO CONTINUE TO SEARCH ASSEYES BODY
PRESS B TO TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE VENTS
PRESS C TO BARRICADE THE ROOM UP AND TAKE OUT THE COCKMASTERS

C

This thread...

C

B OR WE DIE NIGGERS

b

Best thread in years.

b

Someone screenshot pls.

PRESS C - BARRICADE THE BITCH UP

YOU SLIDE THE TWO DEAD COCKMASTERS IN FRONT OF YOU AS SANDBAGS, YOU STOP THE ALARM COCK, AND TURN THE LIGHTS OUT.

6 COCKMASTERS COME DOWN THE HALL WAY, YOU FIRE YOUR TEN CHARGES IUN QUICK SUCCESSION, LEAVING NO LIFE LEFT IN THEM, JUST POOOOO. LEAKING FROM THEM.
A PRE MATURE STRAY SHOT FROM ONE OF THE COCKMASTERS HIT A GAS PIPE WICH IGNITED, BLOCKING THE ENTERENCE TO THE VENTS. NO MORE VENTS
BECAUSE OF THIS EXCELLENT MARKSMANSHIT YOU OBTAIN COME KEIGEL CHARGES AND HAVE SILENCED THE ALARMS. YOU SHOULD BE SAFE

FOR NOW

PRESS A TO SEARCH ASSEYE
PRESS B TO CARRY ON THROUGH THE FACILITY

a

B

GUIZE A, HE'S GOTTA HAVE MORE ON HIM, WE DIDNT CHECK HIS ASS

b

a

a

PRESS A SEARCH ASSEYE

AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE THE ROOM YOU REMEBER THE GLOWING TURD IN ASSEYES SUPPLIES POCKET. THE GRAB IT AND IT BEGINS TO GLOW A DEEP BLUE.
SOMETHING INSIDE YOU IN PROMPTING YOU TO PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.....YOU NOTICE A TERMINAL WITH A TURD SHAPED ANALYZATION DUCT.N IT LOOKS LIKE THE TURD WOULD FIT BUT MAY GET SLIGHTLY DAMAGED.

PRESS A TO GOBBLE THE TURD
PRESS B TO ANALYZE THE TURD

B

B.

Analyze the fuck outta that turd.

b analize that shit

OP is bringing the good old Sup Forums back

i beg you, b

Glad someone else noticed.

PRESS B ANALYZE THE GLOWING POO

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100%

DANGEEREEEER

LARGE AMOUNTS OF CUMTAMINATION DETECTED
NOT SAFE FOR CUMSUMPTION

HIGH LEVELS OF POWERFUL UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE DETECTED

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ANALYZATION COMPELETE

DO YOU WISH TO TRY TO CLEAN THE TURD
OR DESTROY IT


PRESS A TO CLEAN THE CUMTAMINATION AWAY
PRESS B TO DESTROY THE POOP AND GET ON WITH IT

A

a motherfucker

A.

Clean then consume.

PRESS A - CLEAN POO

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CLEANING - 100%

ITEM CLEAN

YOU RETRIVE THE POO FROM THE CLEAN CHAMBER, THE BURNING DESIRE TO GOBBLE IS EVEN STRONGER NOW

PERHAPS THATS WHY ASSEYE BOUGHT IT HERE......BUT WHY DID HE BRING ME WITH HIM?


SUDDENLY YOU HEAR A BLEEP BOOP

MACHINE\:THE POWERFUL FILTH HAS BEEN CONVERTED INTO A BLOCK OF CUCK

*YOU OBTAINED FILTHY BLOCK OF CUCK MESS*

PRESS A TO EXPLORE THE FACILITY
PRESS B TO GOBBLE THAT POO

B

B

Eat that log of shit will ya

EAT IT

B