Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Slow.
Very slow
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Extremely slow
カラミチーマス
The slowest.
Post cute grills.
Posting cute
Neo from rwby
Posting cute grills?
Im down
Welp, glad I didn't show up to work high today
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How so? Did something happen?
Yea, met the CEO of the company, apparently his office is in this building and we happened past it on the tour
I guess it's a good thing you don't need any drugs then.
>Mizore
Hello Mizore
No it's Heil.
I could put a swastika in there for you if you like.
>Reason I did that was because it looked like Heil in the thumbnail
I saw what it said, and I was saying hello
What's up?
Youtube and talking to Chara, you?
Lurking, making sure my foot doesn't turn green, nothing much else. What's up with Chara?
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She bought a game for the DS. Making sure your foot does not turn green?
D.va
Stepped on a really nasty nail. I bet it's pokeman.
It is Etrian Odyssey, I do not think your foot turns green when you step on a nail I think you get lock jaw
You have nothing
It turns green if it gets infected and starts to rot.
I think I'm good on shots for that so, long as I didn't hit bone I should be fine.
Ah, hopefully you do not get foot rot then
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Das gangreen
I should be fine, anything interesting going on in your neck of the woods?
Hi haruhi
Not really, just everday stuff waking up and eating when hungry then sleeping when tired
Yeah I've been stuck in that routine too. Figures the one time I go out to do things I end up gimped.
That happens to me too
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Bunneh
Slacho?
No Slach here
hi
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Welcome back
I just went number 2. Figured i'd share that with you.
That's rather exciting! How was it?
Dude u almost had quads. Oh and the 2 was meh
Describe it for me, colour, consistency, smell
Um Pure water. Tint of yellow
I have a picture of my poop the other day, would you like to see it?
There's a thumbs up in it too
I really wouldnt bab.
Are you sure? It would be no trouble at all
Ok fine lay it on me
No luck.
cut me false duke
The light wasnt very good, sadly
Drat. Did you meet your friend?
Trample me, false Knight
Heyo!
That little thing LOL looks liek a baby shrimp.
make me the false king false duke
Most of it is layered, so you can't grasp the relief I felt when I got rid of that
Kill the false king to become the false king, false knight
Fun fact: Her new is Kuroko, like that gay ass basktetball manga.
I mean i can tell there certainly seems to be some layering going on there. still tho like if i saw that in the woods i'd be like "there was a baby squirrel here"
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Claim
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Heretic
This hurts my dude.
I did. He invited me to hang about with some others around a Barrel Burn. Most of them were homeless, hoarders like me. Eccentric bunch.
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Sounds like it was an interesting afternoon
I know I am. Hello kitty
Is that the sacho of the bridge-flying kind or am I being coaxed into a snafu?
Nooooooooo, Im just saying its a very feminine dump. Nothing wrong with that.
there is no false king false duke
REEEEEEEEEEIEIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEI
I would prefer a productive afternoon more.
Why are you making me a cri?
I can't help you become the false King then, false Knight
Hi.
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>its a very feminine dump. Nothing wrong with that.
fucking scat fetishist
Dull.
Claiming golden darkness
Ah, my days are mostly unproductive at the moment. They will be busy once again starting tomorrow though
How many more days before classes now? I start up once again tomorrow
make me a higher false rank then false duke
Only the King can do that, false Knight
How so?
There's a clothing accessory that makes that picture better than your average Chen picture.
but there is no false king false duke
I don't know if I'll be able to go dumpster diving after next week, since work starts again.
It's okay though. It's more stable income at the very least.
Maybe I'll be able to trade some of my hoardings too.
I will start up next monday.
Good luck on your exams.
If you say so.
If there's no false king, there's nothing I can do. You aren't a subject of my false Duchy
Work will be much better than that, I hope. Worst comes, you can sell the stuff you got for scraps
What will you be doing?
>exams
Oh god, I don't want to think about those coming up.
falsify me false duke
me on the right
Well, whatever. I just fucked a girl who looks like a cute loli, even if she is 16.
So helpless.
It was a pretty rough experience.
I love myself.
What am I falsifying?
Don't get yourself in trouble, kek.
I don't know what laws are like there
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you're falsifying me false duke