Bodies of Sup Forums

Bodies of Sup Forums

This is what I've got, what about you, user?
I don't really like my body that much, despite being physically stronger than most of the people that I know (taller too), I am unsatisfied with the asthetics of my body.
I am just starting to really work out so I can hopefully build some dense and useful muscle, and get some nicer looking muscle mass along the way.
Used to ride my bicycle all the damn time, everywhere, and my legs used to be like fucking iron when I flexed them. I want at least that back, and hopefully more dense muscle like that over more of my body than just my legs.

What about you fuckers?
How is your body in your own opinion?
What do you wanna change about it?
What are you doing to achieve your aspirations?

Nigga you got Frodo feet

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Size thirteen boot, that shit gets expensive.

Yeah, it was taken early this morning, and?

what was talken cuntbag? your mother's uterus?

Pretty shit-tier body. Hit the gym and get super bulk, then maybe you'd have a chance.

Can you even engrish brah?
Seriously, form a coherent sentence and I'll be able to appropriately respond.

well you have broad shoulders which is a plus. you look like an undead zombie goon

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKEN CUNT YOUR MOTHER WAS A BLOODY WHORE AND YOUR FATHER HE WAS MORE OF A CUNT THEN YOU PISS THE FUCK OFF CUNT, I SAW YOUR FUKEN MOTHER AT WORK MATE AND IDK WAY SHE WAS ON HER BACK THE WHOLE BLOODY TIME BUT SHE HAD A LOT OF VISITORS. YOU SILK SACK OF SHIT. FUCK YOU AND YOUR KIKE NIGGER BITCH MATE.

Thanks for your opinion, I'll herish it forever.

Can nobody read? That is exactly what I said I was doing. I came to tell you my own opinions about myself and what I am doing to manifest my owm goals I didnt ask for advice. Your opinions of my body, while amusing, aren't what I am after.

What I want to know is what YOU think of your own body, what you want to change about it, and what you are doing to make your goals manifest.

Tell me user, or show and share, what do tou want to change first about yourself?

Nice ass, but your skull is scrambled, 3/10 would plow, if you wore a ball gag, bitch.

kek, eat nutts nigger

You obviously have vain / narcissist tendencies, coupled with self-image problems, to post your naked body on Sup Forums and solicit others to post theirs.

Honestly dude, you have better things to worry about and work toward.

Almonds, preferably, sometimes walnuts.

Dude, if you are gonna attempt insulting me, put some effort into it, you just sound like a screaming six-year old right now, when you could be guzzling my cum, slut.

>comes to Sup Forums
>expects articulate responses to a post showing his naked body

I'm not sure who the real idiot is here.

Totally, not trying to interact with the community I've been lurking in for six years at all, or invite you to share something about yourself.

Jesus, you inescure fucks too scared to show how shitty your bodies are on an anonymous image board ? Grow some balls.

>Gets mad when other grown ass me won't take nude pictures and post them on the internet.
You seem like a real entitled piece of shit; would love the opportunity to kick the shit outta you IRL. You massive fucking faggot.

Hmm, maybe I was an idiot for expecting articulate responses, but be that as it may, please try to stay focused.
Here, something shiny to look at.

Sorry, only half faggot, bifag here.
And I suppose it is arrogant of me to invite you to share your hopes and dreams for yourself regarding your own body.
Fuck me, right?

Chance shave your beard.

Kek, why would I do that?

At least comb it buddy. We all tell you this.

mate im studying alright this is fun for me so fuck off cunt, i'm a member of the anglo shit post league, your not worth more effort

Well, to be fair, this was taken 30ish seconds out of a quick shower, I wasn't taking a beauty shoot, I got one of my pets to take a picture of me real fast for this community, and because I'm not a pretty boy, I gave no fucks about the quality of this brief snapshot of this body I presently am occupying.
What about you user, how is your body doing?
What do you wanna change about it?

Are those bees I see reflected in the bubbles?

TBH I have no idea, snagged it from a thread in Sup Forums

There are other chans where ppl post weird shit like that, but this isn't one of them, so we're making fun of you for being such a faggot. And you just used "bifag" which shows you're trying REALLY hard to fit in..

Glad that I am such an endless source of amusment, little cockholster. While you are down here "studying" feel free to clean my balls too.