Why don't you have a girlfriend user?

Why don't you have a girlfriend user?

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>these hoes ain't loyal

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Cause I'm clinically insane. No joke :(

because my wife would kill me in my sleep

Why not find a girlfriend who's also clinically insane?

LMAO

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whenever I get one I want to be single again

I don't socialise with anyone outside of college and all the girls that show interest at college are 6/10s so I ignore them.

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da fuck is a hall pass?

i love eliza more than anyone else

I'm extracting my cock. post more.

i´m ugly and numb ...

I think because im ugly...

because i have a wife

because i'm too busy practicing the arts of the sword

Because I'm taken.

el presidente?

ugly
fat
fapping is easier.

fuck thats even worst

I have three girls on the go. All of whom think we share a special connection.

I tell them that I think the world of them, and that if my mental health were better, we'd be together.

I just like fucking lots of girls.

lmao nice

because my last relationship ended pretty shitty and i now have no sexual drive and cant love anyone right now

This girl is really beautifull

Because I'm pic related.

Because im a cuck

I don't like women anymore. They honestly annoy me to no end. I'm only 21 and already I have lost interest in them. I've only fucked 3 and they were long term gfs, but now I don't even want one night stands or a gf. They all suck.

Too much time on Sup Forums.
But, after a little break I met my gf, now it's safe being here again.

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Can't extract shit now faggot.

Just got out of a 5 year relationship, and I'm so very tired

in progress

because : youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

I suggest 2 things for you
>Either find out if you like dick
> Or actually try to get better/hotter gfs?
idk unless you, yourself look like shit you shouldn't have too many problems.

>girl

But I already have a fleshlight...

don't know how/where to meet new women and tinder does not play to my strengths

Because all the girls I tend to meet are not very bright. There are a few girls into me, but I'd rather not get with someone just for the sake of it.

I'm not saying all women are dumb, but the smart ones are harder to find.

I take the zombie approach to dating. Go for the braaaaaaaaains.

Just got out of a 2 month catfish trap..
never met up with her.. ask me anything.

I have, 1 1/2 years relationship.
Gonna dump her in summer
>mfw I lost 500days of my life in a stupid human

This

because I have a schizoid personality

dump her rn and get it over with

>worst

stay in school kid

there is no time. maybe i can fit in a short relationship this autumn.

Show us

i do :( can i not be a Sup Forums cool kid now?

i have no interest in getting out of my room or interacting with other people it's just too hard for me, I'd rather masturbate to one through my computer screen

Just broke up with the gf after 2 years because we just kinda descended to being roomies who fuck each other instead of lovers. I feel really bad because I hooked up with two girls a week later and another 2 on NYE while she has trouble getting over it. Eh, fuck it.

not really trying to get one...though i should

Same here

25 year old kissless virgin so even more women repellent. 4/10 and get really anxious talking to any girl that's above 5/10 with anything besides work.

Because she shot me down.

Because all my friends. They'll die or leave me either way.

dating a girl is
> 50% being wrong
> 25% being confused
> 25% being frustrated

> 0-20% being sexually satisfied
> 80-100% being sexually unsatisfied

girls are just full of shit and bring nothing but problems

>takes a shot on goal
>keeper catches the ball, preventing the score
>stands next to keeper for the rest of the game

I am too beta and poor

Busy saving lives.
The better and more lucrative I become, the more I will attract cool/hot girls.

Out of a 3 year relationship where I was gaslighted to the point of having no self worth or confidence. Literally to the back of an axe to my face and some concussion syndrome to snap out of it.

Feels bad man. It's been 2 years. She got a BF a few months after. I've been put off and not really had a moment to find a nice girl. Dating apps were a failure,deleted them a while ago.

because i have a trap gf. is better of that

I am clinically depressed.

Also I'm stuck with a crush from high school.

Because im fat and ugly. Working on the fat part, but not much i can do about the ugly.

Kinda sames but I'm still kinda hit too.
But THIS NIGGA changed the game.
Bitches hate closing. It's all about that chance anyway-for them.

Make them check you till they go fucking crazy. Females have done this for how long?

Gonna and up alone anyway dwagg.
Failed post-wedding life or she dies.

Might as well be a piece of shit.

Because despite being decent looking, having a steady job, a good car, and an ok apartment. I'm also in debt.

Women are expensive

Because girls are attracted to the wrong kinds of guys.

I'm kind of ugly (probably a 6/10 on a good day), I'm not in good shape (not overweight either but still), I'm a feminist hating conservative, I have little to no confidence when it comes to talking to women and I am not in college so the only way I could potentially meet women my age is something like tinder and idk I just don't want to stoop to that level quite yet

>trap gf
there is not such thing as a monogamous tranny. if you're calling a tranny your girlfriend, then you are an extremely stupid person.
>literally a cuck

Same

MGTOW's:
Butthurt ugly dudes who have no redeeming qualities
Closeted faggots

2 beta

i'm don't like cuckold at all. and whatever, he is my trap bf ? as you wish

nice strawman. you're misrepresenting MGTOW as men who don't have an active sex life.

>extremely shy
>average attractive at best
I'm pretty sure I could get one if I'd play my cards right, but I'm too shy.

i have a wife and a girlfriend!

I'm an autistic male. What more needs to be said? Only way I'd get one is if I'd get lucky.

can anyone give advice on letting go of a hs crush?
when u can't get girls...

I'm in an online long distance relationship, so I kind of do.

>When you see something that makes you want to go to a Panama beach on Spring break and open fire with a grenade launcher

MGTOW guys have very active sex lives.
With other men.
Or their bodypillow.

Because a heroin addicted Sup Forumstard isn't the most attractive thing.

Quagmire is a typical mgtow. He has sex all the freaking time.
youtube.com/watch?v=kAnMKzZizM0

So mgtow means not married?

Dubs of truth

Hes not a MGTOW, he has a large amount of respect for women as he says in a few episodes, and they're his passion. MGTOWs have no respect for anyone but men, they believe women to be superficial monsters who want to use you.

I'm still hung up on my 3 year (mostly) LDR from 3 years ago, and compared my last 2 gfs to her.
Definitely played a part in me dumping them, I've set my standards too high.

>tfw last i heard from ex she is a mess who drinks and smokes heavily now

find me a good one and I'll date her
find me an attractive one that won't go crazy on me and I'll bang her lights out

>When you're actually cool on Sup Forums for like 5 seconds

because i don't know how to talk to women

I never leave my apartment and don't know where ro go to find girls that are not severly obese or have a deformity.

MGTOW have a shitload of respect for women. A biologist having respect for a poisonous spider does not imply that the biologist hates spiders.

Strawman. You're misrepresenting MGTOW intentionally.

If MGTOWs don't think women are manipulative monsters who only desire to use them for their own enjoyment what is the point of the movement existing in the first place?

Apart from an easy regular fuck, why in the fuck would I ever want a gf?

Why don't you have a girlfriend user?

it's not a movement. Of course you know that and are calling it a movement just to bait me.

Women are another half of a species and therefore your analogy doesn't work, believing one half of the species to be monsterous and evil, or at the very least baseline parasitic and untrustworthy and the other perfectly normal and reasonable, is to be ignorant of the entire basis upon which the human race is made.

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otaku desu

Uh..? if its not a movement what the fuck is it? Because to anyone paying attention, its 3rd wave feminism from Opposite Land.

(You)