1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. Do you ever get the feeling that you only like girls because you're supposed to?

But I like boys

HELSINKI!

What about it?

N-No just wanted to say it, in hope that you're living there so I can visit you :3

I like you.

It's written in DNA to fill cumdumpsters. But you are to smort to accept that.

I swear I see myself bending my attractive co-doctor over and filling her up, especially after she started wearing tight blouses, but I am a civilized man.

So I fap to skin diamond getting filled up in the public restroom

>looks at flag
>read following statement
>"I am a civilized man"

Gay
Fag
Homo

I don't like girls.

Basic civility here starts at not splitting your compatriots head open like a coconut

But t.b.h., arabized Sudos are too civil and potty-trained for their own good, one of the reasons they couldn't even lay a dent on the militaristic islamshit government

Girl?
Turku?

No.

Can you tell me the secret of how to get a finnish gf or gf(male)?

The most recent controversial religious issue plaguing Sudan is 'Marriage by Spousal Consent Only'.

Basically no longer does a girl need to ask paternal permission, she can go to any guy, and if he approves, you can extract a marriage certificate and be legally married

I have no experience on that subject.

Why do you like?

This establishes a dangerous precedent though. Horny college kids are using to to rent out hotel/apartment suites and have fuck-marathons before dissolving the marriage, or the engagement itself

Truly dark times have befallen this islamist shithole

But you like guys, so there must be something you can give as tip on what to make myself better in to be appealing.

You mean gf (male)?

I don't like guys either, seriously I don't even know how it feels to be attached to somebody. Can't help you, sorry.

Okay :(

I don't understand...
People didn't have casual sex before these sham-marriages became legal?

Not really, but I'm not pussy obsessed like much of society seems to be. Sex is nice but it isn't even in the top 10 most important things in life imo.

I wouldn't know being a beta virgin, but yes, there's an apartment suite complex down the road famous for 3:00AM 'visits'

The bigger problem is getting an abortion though, a recent Sudanese obestetrician was caught after 10,000 abortions and in his testimony said, 'they don't deserve to have their lives ruined by social aspersions, I'd do all 10,000 over again'

How can you be a beta virgin?

I'm guessing he got chopped?

I haven't managed to infiltrate the underground collegiate anal sex rings (they're in every college in every country globally), and I don't have the necessary prostitution connections to get laid

I don't know, but I imagine he's in the court of appeals fighting to avoid execution, a hero nonetheless, regardless of whether you do or do not approve of abortion

flag
nah, i just wish girls liked me. i like how qt they smell

I like boys :3

is Sup Forums full of grills or just gay?

lel, this
>about to cross the street
>suddenly the most powerful smell of fruit-scented shampoo appears
>arrive at the corner
>a daewoo with closed windows and two girls inside passes by
Now I know why they fetishize this in Anime, although Salafi tryhards have started attacking girls for using 'sexually-enticing' perfumes and shampoos

>I haven't managed to infiltrate the underground collegiate anal sex rings
I do not understad, you want to be fucked in the ass?

> 'sexually-enticing' perfumes and shampoos

Salafis sound like a bunch of beta faggots

Jesus no, I am as masculine as they come and I am adequately endowed for my 6'7'' height

I want to fuck girls in the ass, they take anal because they want to preserve the hymen to some extent

Ah okay, got worried there.

Top kek, it makes me laugh. Even in the strictest theological nations women will be sluts if they can get away with it. Human nature I guess.

>Prominent Salafi Scholar: "You must rely solely on the medicinal teachings of the Holy Prophet! The current pharmaceutical crisis is a communist ploy!"
>2 weeks later: Facebook post of him recuperating from a Tibial fracture in Germany's most advanced Orthopaedic hospital

The homosexual references are just idiotic and self-deprecating, they're part of my humour. I am actually pretty scared of unleashing 28 years of repression and viginity on my wife/gf and bruising her up

Here's another one:
>Salafi politican: 90% of Sudanese people don't care that we charge the equivalent of 230 USD a barrel via taxation, they all ride donkeys
>Congratulation photos on social media of him receiving his brand new 2017 Land Cruiser VXR with leather furnishing

#notallgirls
At tops 0.5-2%, the rest probably watch porn or are genuine virgin Marys

I am worried you will become like those old dudes who breaks down from perversion and start fugging around with guys.

how big is your benis?

sissy brit boys, lol

shut up fag

Sorry only like 2d girls.
SISSY BRIT BOYS, LOL

No believe me, I am still perplexed why a man can choose to be homo with some of the beautiful women I see IRL and online, some women are walking art pieces

6.75" without the groin fat, and 7.75" with it. Honestly not long enough for someone my height. I take solace in that its quite fat, as thick as the short axe bottle or 3 of my chunky fingers across

Another one
>"The current price hike and austerity measures are surely God's wrath for the widespread decadence and corruption of non-government affiliated civilians! They drink, steal, commit adultery..."
>Government caught with another man or 4 girls: "Protect his secrecy and confidence, this is not how muslims behave, stop spreading this information and rumours on social media!"

anime nonce

Another one
>"Sudanese people want to be pampered with European-level wheat flour! Even neighbouring Egyptians don't have the luxury of this and they're far more successful! You should return to animal husbandry at home and prepare Kisra (Our version of pancakes) from Millet, Barley or other cheap flours!"
>Banquet for Sudan's longest subway sandwich, most of them start fast-food chains, have food delivered from top-tier restaurants to their desks at work

was dumped by my bf today ;_;
i knew it was coming but im so sad

>without the groin fat
What

Dude there is food shortage in your country
There is no groin fat
Unless, you are the reason for the food shortage

kek'd, nice. We have a minor one, the actual famine is in the South with their civil war.

>There is no groin fat
Sittin' in front of the computer countless hours and consuming snacks helps the fat buildup there

gays are mentally ill people so i pity you. but please go ask for medical help

Sometimes I wish I could squat in front of the computer for 6 hours like the slavicbros here, my thighs and legs would be so fucking muscular

no bully

I like pony pussy.

Why do feminine boys make me so hard? God damn it.

because you're a filthy gay

mmmm, but feminine boys are not gay, durachok

bisexual master race

But I like everyone if 2D

Why is it my fault that a guy looks enough like a girl for me to like him even though I think it's a girl before finding out?

wish I was bisexual

i'm doomed to be a lonely straight virgin