I'm waiting for my brother to get out of PT, so while I wait, dubs decides what I message me crush. Bring it on...

I'm waiting for my brother to get out of PT, so while I wait, dubs decides what I message me crush. Bring it on, fuckbois

how about i bring a shovel and you bring the booty

Tell her you're waiting for your brother to get out of PT so you can give him so PT of your own.

Can we get naked together and pretend that we're ships at war spitting at each other

Goooood damnit

I believe my above post is a dub sir

WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRR

GET FUCKED LEL

Indeed. Here you go bois

All she said so far

"Idk I feel like the both of us have been feeling really closed lately, what I meant is that I really like you..."

I feel bad. Must fix.

"autocorrect, amirite?"

...

I want to paint you black and pretend you are a cannon. I want to ram my balls deeb inside you until you explode.

I'm a sad fuck who tries to get anonymus fatasses to tell me what to say to you, instead of having the balls to admit that I'd like to plow that ass like a bus plows a pre-schooler

OP isn't autistic AND delivers. gj

I like you, okay
I just happen to be an idiot

Aye Winrar.

A DOUBLE FUCKING WIN. You're welcome for the fix. I'm gonna go buy a lotto.

Welp, now I gotta send that

Bois

Cheers mate

hey man, try clover or something for browsing Sup Forums

Question is, do i keep trying my luck?

I will rape you :D

...

roll

Clover? What that is?

guess it, a Sup Forums browser app for android

reroll

>OP is an hero
>an hero.
>remember ?

Oh sweet, okay. I'll have to do that

syke! lol i was just kidding haha :) i dont like you haha it was my friend on my phone omg that would be so gross!! hahaha xDD
unless you like me too maybe? xDD

KEKENDO

C'mon, you'll love my cannon spitting

Rerolling

Saved.

"Plz play pirate with me. My shovel is long hot n ready to dig into thee booty"

Her response?!?

Send her a dick pic

I like you really much. But I have a confession to make. I only like you as a friend..
I will tell you straight away... I am gay

I thought this was gonna go to shit

Come over and eat what my mom made.

When she asks what she made reply me

>same pic for you and your "crush"
nice b8 m8

Up

I'm sorry I'm just socially inept... I do really like you though...

Oh shit bois!

>winrar
gonna blow it though

I think it's two fags talking to each other

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FUCK. there it goes. It goes downhill from here boi, hang on tight

Nope. This sir is correct. Either she is in on it and they have the same profile picture (which means sister or dating)
or....
user is a total fuck.

well noted user, OP is a faggot, a very sad one that is

"Can you rub potato peels between my ass cheeks"

It's on Facebook. I blocked out her profile picture and name. I don't have my profile pic on there.

How the fuck did u came to that conclusion faggot?

You should ask her what Brian Boitano would do

Accurate. Same pic because she read his response. Not his pic.

Can dubs lie ?

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you are a retard and dont know how facebook messenger works. photo in bottom right is the girls, means she has seen the message

>using facebook

This.

cringe

can confirm

i want to know what she wrote next

This

kek

the pic on the left is her.
the pic on the right shows that she has read it.

youre such a retarded fuck.

That means that she SAW his message you retard

Shit fake Sup Forumsroskis, abort

uhh boiiii

OP here. Brother just got done, and I'm going to be driving, but as soon as I can, I'll update you guys. Try to keep it alive. Bbs

(Assuming this is OP)
You didn't completely scribble out the pictures. It's not that hard to see that they're the same.

SAGE

HOLY SHIT! you can see the fucking mii's top kek

>That means we're friend

RIP. You in the zone.

My brother has been sending everyone weird messages and then deleting them. Has he sent anything to you if so what did he say?

It's not hard to see that you are retarded

It's just the picture of the girl, have you used facebook before???

Time to get shit back on track
Say : "Guess I'm just shit at joking. But do you still want to go out sometime?"

reroll

Dude what's next

My dubs say you must ask her if she wants to fuck your dad

Rolling for: I know you want a piece of this dick

Go brian boitano

re-roll

Kuringu-festo senpai

"I don't know what to say"
Time to give up and let your social life be killed by dubs.

Reroll

Say I think we should fuck some day

If you're coming, can you wear a dress I have? It used to be my grandmas.

Lol

Rawl

You know what I hate?

Niggers. Fucking Niggers.

Rolling

Say: I'm tired of fucking waifu, I want real pussy

Ask what Brian Boitano would to pl0x