Could someone identify this for me? I found it sitting on the bathroom floor

Could someone identify this for me? I found it sitting on the bathroom floor...

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what's it taste like?

Nigga thats a cat

Better picture. Or other angles

That's a homonculus

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Stupid op, that thing is obviously stuck on the ceiling

Canine penis.

I don't think i want to know what that is.

that's a mentrual blood clot

tits or gtfo

looks like youve had a nigger infestation and someone cut of its cock. That wont stop the creature however. A heavy dose of cyanide gas will do the trick though. But I comend you for brave actions sir. We need everyone to fight the Gay niggers from outer space.

it started shriveling up
maybe its a leech?

Wtf man it looks like it was ripped of something. It looks like a cat's dick but also like beef jerky. Taste it and report back.

Jesus Christ that's your mother OP

also, it was moving a lot up until a few mins ago

That's definetely op's virginity

It is poopoo

Looks like a slug.

Put it next to a light source we can't see shit.

I think it's the cancer that's killing Sup Forums made manifest. Well it was bound to happen sooner or later.

but it has a visible, large mouth and it shriveled in a matter of minutes

If dubs shove it up ur ass

possibly a large tadpole then

If trips op must eat it

Roll

Rollan

put in in the freezer and see what happens

Australian snail slug

Roll

don't tadpoles have a head?

No, in the microwave.

Sorry OP.

A snail's cock and balls. They sometimes lose them when two males in the immediate area recently were naked together.

The hormones and pheromones given off by two male cocks being close and naked together cause them to lose their genitals. Stop fucking men OP and you'll stop getting snail dicks on your carpet.

snails mate by rubbing their feet together

looks like a slug thats about to lay its eggs

It's a hummoculous lmao

Urkel's cock and balls

Anal worm.
Quick! put it back home before it dies!

I thought the same thing when I seen it haha

it's a goddamn slug!

Add some salt to it and post pics

wait i actually see the way it crawled from but it's really faint hold on

i really doubt that it's a slug, given the previous slugs i've seen, but who knows

does that mean that if i squeeze it, eggs will come out of its "mouth"

I don't know maybe you should try

eggs didnt pop
it looked like they were a part of its body, rather than eggs
it didn't come back to life when i threw it in the toilet
not it's flushed
i'll go with slug and eggs...

RIP Slugger