Could someone identify this for me? I found it sitting on the bathroom floor...
Could someone identify this for me? I found it sitting on the bathroom floor
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what's it taste like?
Nigga thats a cat
Better picture. Or other angles
That's a homonculus
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Stupid op, that thing is obviously stuck on the ceiling
Canine penis.
I don't think i want to know what that is.
that's a mentrual blood clot
tits or gtfo
looks like youve had a nigger infestation and someone cut of its cock. That wont stop the creature however. A heavy dose of cyanide gas will do the trick though. But I comend you for brave actions sir. We need everyone to fight the Gay niggers from outer space.
it started shriveling up
maybe its a leech?
Wtf man it looks like it was ripped of something. It looks like a cat's dick but also like beef jerky. Taste it and report back.
Jesus Christ that's your mother OP
also, it was moving a lot up until a few mins ago
That's definetely op's virginity
It is poopoo
Looks like a slug.
Put it next to a light source we can't see shit.
I think it's the cancer that's killing Sup Forums made manifest. Well it was bound to happen sooner or later.
but it has a visible, large mouth and it shriveled in a matter of minutes
If dubs shove it up ur ass
possibly a large tadpole then
If trips op must eat it
Roll
Rollan
put in in the freezer and see what happens
Australian snail slug
Roll
don't tadpoles have a head?
No, in the microwave.
Sorry OP.
A snail's cock and balls. They sometimes lose them when two males in the immediate area recently were naked together.
The hormones and pheromones given off by two male cocks being close and naked together cause them to lose their genitals. Stop fucking men OP and you'll stop getting snail dicks on your carpet.
snails mate by rubbing their feet together
looks like a slug thats about to lay its eggs
It's a hummoculous lmao
Urkel's cock and balls
Anal worm.
Quick! put it back home before it dies!
I thought the same thing when I seen it haha
it's a goddamn slug!
Add some salt to it and post pics
wait i actually see the way it crawled from but it's really faint hold on
i really doubt that it's a slug, given the previous slugs i've seen, but who knows
does that mean that if i squeeze it, eggs will come out of its "mouth"
I don't know maybe you should try
eggs didnt pop
it looked like they were a part of its body, rather than eggs
it didn't come back to life when i threw it in the toilet
not it's flushed
i'll go with slug and eggs...
RIP Slugger