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>right
Fuck I meant left

>when you type out a blogpost right before the thread switches to a new edition

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>when you

Post it here user :)

I have work at 7 and it's almost 4

I no joke would be cumming from just posting for this picture if I was on the left desu
I love Taylor and I love feet

>girls are just distractions from actual important things
perfect excuse @ user whos mom is being a cunt about it. should work if you're modestly ambitious, like studiously attending school or in a decent career

I remember trying this and not liking it

if you have a long commute to work it's too late to sleep

hippies out
people go to school and work in order to reproduce with women though

I have work at 6 and I just finished my 12th shot of Makers Mark. Eat shit newbie bitch. Welcome to the suck.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMORMONS

You this in your /cunt/??

>arse
How do these people have sex?

Why do I get so gay when I'm high? Think I could unironically fuck a dude

why do people keep talking about mormons?

>people go to school and work in order to reproduce with women though
just be autistic and say you do it to strive towards self improvement or be slightly more normie and say you do it because you're more concerned about your contributions to society

I've got a job and I've had one for a year now, but I just spend weekends chilling out, rather than socializing.

dating a mormon girl and i'm really obnoxious about it

it's possible to live your life without fucking women
few ever do though, and simultaneously believeth
for once they hath been tested, they shall receive the crown of life

probably because you are

desu, I am actually fine because I have to go to work at 7 PM lmao.
very tasty

>preferring sugar water over tea
whatever famn

yeah
it aight, but it's cucked by arizona snapple and peacetea. I usually get it at a mall or mart (if i do)

Nah I'm pretty comfortable with my sexuality senpai
Literally don't have any thoughts about dudes when sober. Not repressing anything either, hell I wish I was gay so I didn't have to deal with women

expensive af, homie

hey man, its not gay if you're the one doing the fucking
then do autistic shit like reading classic poetry or learning a language, or at least working out. then she'll think her son is some idiot savant instead of a pathetic loser

you get gay when you're drunk/high, and you wish you were gay

seems like a gay to me

Not at ironically GOAT

gf's are nice. I look forward to cuddling every weekend. no one told me how soft girls were.

at all

>the devil's lettuce reduces you to a degenerate worthy of annihilation
What a surprise.

Ok buds time to go to sleep
Have an exam tomorrow morning

taco bell run buds. should I try the fucking chicken bullshit or just get my usual chalupa and doritos taco

usual. The naked chicken chalupa COULD have been legendary if they put beef and beans in it instead of just lettuce and tomatoes and sauce, instead it's bullshit

boner/10

youtube.com/watch?v=5WeiQgnjI7Q

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

I meant to have a quick fap and be asleep by 12. But now it's 4AM and I just finished

Great image.

explain to us why you like it

>building NYC in cities skylines
>dont put police or fire stations in harlem and the bronx

its just like the 70s

> too cool to smile

Whoever that bitch is she is way too full of herself

post pics

the last time i did and i didnt get a (you)

should i waste my time again?

ill give you a (You)
hurry up i want to go to bed

The concept of a frog-p*dophile masturbating to tadpole p*rn is pretty humorous.

Grow up.

goodnight cum buddies

Take it easy.

goodnight sweetie

DEATH TO AMERICA
ALLAHU ACKBAR

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aaaaaaaand cum is dead X-dDD

suomi

ok

kana da
kana means chicken x-dddd

i invaded someone but hes afk
ill be a good boy and wait for him to come back on

time 4 beddy bye
no time for RNH tonight, I'll be socially interacting with female specimens tomorrow. better get my beauty sleep

>tfw alcohol withdrawal
wew lads i dont even know where i am

stop drinking alcohol

i have i dont have anymore

Do it before you fuck with your circulatory system, liver, and worst of all having to piss out a catheter.

i think it may be too late on the stopping before fuckiing with my circ system

I love the progress you've made with your legs Taytay, sophisticated and elegant as ever

You can now take on those harlots Rihanna, Bebe Rexha, Beyonce and Katy Perry with nothing to worry about

founnd more alcoholl haha

sick

share some with me mate

no its all mine

WTF

youre not even supposed to be in this thread

wtf i hate the nation of leaves now

that will teach you to trust a leaf

D:

leaf'd

I'm uptown, thoroughbred, a Bx nigga, ya heard?

no i haven't heard

cash money cold

Going to do a work. Train's comfy in the morning

Which state

Yo! Ohayo!

hes not a real gook

DAMN it why can't I talk to a REAL JAPANESE

おはよう~

i can pretend to be one if you want
oooo gaijin kun
mapplelu surupu suki desuka????????????????????????????????????????????????

*unzips cum*
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NJ

at least it's not connecticut

Rude. Save that shit for /mammi/, Pajeet.

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>was gonna hit overtime today
>5 hours time and a half out of my 8 hour shift
>manager calls
>owner said no overtime in our dept to cut labor costs
>only working 3 hours now

well at least i have extra time off

cheap bastard

imagine how hotter she would be if she was black

I have spent the last 20 years pretending to be autistic. It's time to stop

guys i have some really helpful advice

if you want to buy a egg mcmuffin or something at mcdonalds for like 20 cents cheaper than regular price, what you do is you buy the sandwich without the egg, then order the egg a la carte, and then put the egg on the sandwich

hmmmmmmmm

wow this really teaches how to make games

really makes you think...

Quality post

Wew /cum/ was really ded last night eh?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST FUCKING ROFL LMFAO...HAHAHA WHAT A STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

>B-BUH THEY ARE JUSSS PAWNS!!!!
>I AM LE SUPERIOR ENLIGHTENED BEING!!111

How fucking autistic can you GET? Why the FUCK are you trying to act "proud" over the fact that you know about "central banks"? Red Pill: NO NORMAL FUCKING PERSON EVEN KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS. LMFAO.

You want to know what being redpilled ACTUALLY means? Realizing that all this "muh politics" bullshit is fucking MEANINGLESS.

Here's a REAL redpill: while you spend your youth reading books about "stoicism" and "politics", studying hard at college and gymcelling, convincing yourself you're becoming a "real man" (FUCKING LMAO) CHAD IS LITERALLY BANGING YOUR ONEITIS.

All your "striving for excellence" and "becoming strong" won't do shit
against Alpha Tyrone's 9 inch wrists, 25 inch skull and genetically gifted hand speed + horizontal punching power.

Chad's life is INFINITELY more valuable than yours. Did YOUR COCK get that treatment DAILY during your KEY DEVELOPMENT YEARS from a peaking, prime-ass, smooth teen-aura glowing skin, luscious lips, full-of-life, cute-ass-sexy-ass-big-titted-yet-firm GODDESS?

IM ASKING YOU FUCKING INCEL: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED 2 OR MORE 7+/10 JBS AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE SEXY AND WANTED TO QUOTE UNQUOTE EXPERIMENT WITH THEIR SEX LIFE? DID YOU TURN THEM ON SO MUCH THAT THEY WENT BI-CURIOUS ONLY TO PLEASE YOU AS PLEASING YOU GAVE THEM A NATURAL HIGH?

Well that's funny. You are ALREADY dead.