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Fuck I meant left
>when you type out a blogpost right before the thread switches to a new edition
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>when you
Post it here user :)
I have work at 7 and it's almost 4
I no joke would be cumming from just posting for this picture if I was on the left desu
I love Taylor and I love feet
>girls are just distractions from actual important things
perfect excuse @ user whos mom is being a cunt about it. should work if you're modestly ambitious, like studiously attending school or in a decent career
I remember trying this and not liking it
if you have a long commute to work it's too late to sleep
hippies out
people go to school and work in order to reproduce with women though
I have work at 6 and I just finished my 12th shot of Makers Mark. Eat shit newbie bitch. Welcome to the suck.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMORMONS
You this in your /cunt/??
>arse
How do these people have sex?
Why do I get so gay when I'm high? Think I could unironically fuck a dude
why do people keep talking about mormons?
>people go to school and work in order to reproduce with women though
just be autistic and say you do it to strive towards self improvement or be slightly more normie and say you do it because you're more concerned about your contributions to society
I've got a job and I've had one for a year now, but I just spend weekends chilling out, rather than socializing.
dating a mormon girl and i'm really obnoxious about it
it's possible to live your life without fucking women
few ever do though, and simultaneously believeth
for once they hath been tested, they shall receive the crown of life
probably because you are
desu, I am actually fine because I have to go to work at 7 PM lmao.
very tasty
>preferring sugar water over tea
whatever famn
yeah
it aight, but it's cucked by arizona snapple and peacetea. I usually get it at a mall or mart (if i do)
Nah I'm pretty comfortable with my sexuality senpai
Literally don't have any thoughts about dudes when sober. Not repressing anything either, hell I wish I was gay so I didn't have to deal with women
expensive af, homie
hey man, its not gay if you're the one doing the fucking
then do autistic shit like reading classic poetry or learning a language, or at least working out. then she'll think her son is some idiot savant instead of a pathetic loser
you get gay when you're drunk/high, and you wish you were gay
seems like a gay to me
Not at ironically GOAT
gf's are nice. I look forward to cuddling every weekend. no one told me how soft girls were.
at all
>the devil's lettuce reduces you to a degenerate worthy of annihilation
What a surprise.
Ok buds time to go to sleep
Have an exam tomorrow morning
taco bell run buds. should I try the fucking chicken bullshit or just get my usual chalupa and doritos taco
usual. The naked chicken chalupa COULD have been legendary if they put beef and beans in it instead of just lettuce and tomatoes and sauce, instead it's bullshit
boner/10
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
I meant to have a quick fap and be asleep by 12. But now it's 4AM and I just finished
Great image.
explain to us why you like it
>building NYC in cities skylines
>dont put police or fire stations in harlem and the bronx
its just like the 70s
> too cool to smile
Whoever that bitch is she is way too full of herself
post pics
the last time i did and i didnt get a (you)
should i waste my time again?
ill give you a (You)
hurry up i want to go to bed
The concept of a frog-p*dophile masturbating to tadpole p*rn is pretty humorous.
Grow up.
goodnight cum buddies
Take it easy.
goodnight sweetie
DEATH TO AMERICA
ALLAHU ACKBAR
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aaaaaaaand cum is dead X-dDD
suomi
ok
kana da
kana means chicken x-dddd
i invaded someone but hes afk
ill be a good boy and wait for him to come back on
time 4 beddy bye
no time for RNH tonight, I'll be socially interacting with female specimens tomorrow. better get my beauty sleep
>tfw alcohol withdrawal
wew lads i dont even know where i am
stop drinking alcohol
i have i dont have anymore
Do it before you fuck with your circulatory system, liver, and worst of all having to piss out a catheter.
i think it may be too late on the stopping before fuckiing with my circ system
I love the progress you've made with your legs Taytay, sophisticated and elegant as ever
You can now take on those harlots Rihanna, Bebe Rexha, Beyonce and Katy Perry with nothing to worry about
founnd more alcoholl haha
sick
share some with me mate
no its all mine
WTF
youre not even supposed to be in this thread
wtf i hate the nation of leaves now
that will teach you to trust a leaf
D:
leaf'd
I'm uptown, thoroughbred, a Bx nigga, ya heard?
no i haven't heard
cash money cold
Going to do a work. Train's comfy in the morning
Which state
Yo! Ohayo!
hes not a real gook
DAMN it why can't I talk to a REAL JAPANESE
おはよう~
i can pretend to be one if you want
oooo gaijin kun
mapplelu surupu suki desuka????????????????????????????????????????????????
*unzips cum*
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NJ
at least it's not connecticut
Rude. Save that shit for /mammi/, Pajeet.
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>was gonna hit overtime today
>5 hours time and a half out of my 8 hour shift
>manager calls
>owner said no overtime in our dept to cut labor costs
>only working 3 hours now
well at least i have extra time off
cheap bastard
imagine how hotter she would be if she was black
I have spent the last 20 years pretending to be autistic. It's time to stop
guys i have some really helpful advice
if you want to buy a egg mcmuffin or something at mcdonalds for like 20 cents cheaper than regular price, what you do is you buy the sandwich without the egg, then order the egg a la carte, and then put the egg on the sandwich
hmmmmmmmm
wow this really teaches how to make games
really makes you think...
Quality post
Wew /cum/ was really ded last night eh?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST FUCKING ROFL LMFAO...HAHAHA WHAT A STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!!!!
>B-BUH THEY ARE JUSSS PAWNS!!!!
>I AM LE SUPERIOR ENLIGHTENED BEING!!111
How fucking autistic can you GET? Why the FUCK are you trying to act "proud" over the fact that you know about "central banks"? Red Pill: NO NORMAL FUCKING PERSON EVEN KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS. LMFAO.
You want to know what being redpilled ACTUALLY means? Realizing that all this "muh politics" bullshit is fucking MEANINGLESS.
Here's a REAL redpill: while you spend your youth reading books about "stoicism" and "politics", studying hard at college and gymcelling, convincing yourself you're becoming a "real man" (FUCKING LMAO) CHAD IS LITERALLY BANGING YOUR ONEITIS.
All your "striving for excellence" and "becoming strong" won't do shit
against Alpha Tyrone's 9 inch wrists, 25 inch skull and genetically gifted hand speed + horizontal punching power.
Chad's life is INFINITELY more valuable than yours. Did YOUR COCK get that treatment DAILY during your KEY DEVELOPMENT YEARS from a peaking, prime-ass, smooth teen-aura glowing skin, luscious lips, full-of-life, cute-ass-sexy-ass-big-titted-yet-firm GODDESS?
IM ASKING YOU FUCKING INCEL: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED 2 OR MORE 7+/10 JBS AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE SEXY AND WANTED TO QUOTE UNQUOTE EXPERIMENT WITH THEIR SEX LIFE? DID YOU TURN THEM ON SO MUCH THAT THEY WENT BI-CURIOUS ONLY TO PLEASE YOU AS PLEASING YOU GAVE THEM A NATURAL HIGH?
Well that's funny. You are ALREADY dead.