im so FUCKING SICK of everything!
Trips decides how i FUCKING kill myself tonight
Im so FUCKING SICK of everything!
beat your head repeatedly with a stale baguette
Rube Goldberg machine
Ram cucumbers up your butthole till you explode
starve yourself while you watch Teen Mom
hold your breathe as long as you can if that dont work you dont really want to die.
but you could try underwater if a tub it has..
This
Don't, not worth it. Shit could get better, you gotta make changes though.
Pick some random on the street and frame the shit out of him for your murder. Like, stalk him for weeks to learn his habits and gain access to all his shit. You'll need to provide him with the means, motive, and opportunity to kill you, while keeping him completely in the dark. Good luck, user, and godspeed
I also Request video feed.
Shove a baguette up your ass
chairs and sand
Run into the next mosque, cry alua snackbar and Mohammed was a gay goat cock suckung pedofile
This will most likely cause nothing.... Boring shit user.
cut off foot and rub bleeding stump into medica waste, don't let it heal over so it turns gangrenous and you die.
buy an airsoft gun
spraypaint the tip black
leak ip and have somebody swat you
stand aiming at your front door and wait
they'll see you have a gun and shoot you immediately
Start a fight in the hood
Stream it
depends on the mosque I guess. Instant kill in countries like Pakistan or Bangladesh or indonesia where ppl are killed for insulting islam all the time.
Maybe he should bring some ham to and some burning quurans - just to be sure.
Ok, fair point. I was just assuming the OP was from a western country. Why? Dunno, brain fart, I guess.
burn yourself to death, also don't forget to strem it , ON YOUTUBE
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Dont do it man. Your family and friends love you, and whatever the he'll you're going through will pass. Your life is going to be fucking awesome, as long as you don't kill yourself and work at it.
Good old fork in the socket..
Off a bridge you go
jump off building, livestream it on periscope of something
re rolio
OP, this guy is lying to you. Kill yourself as soon as possible. No one loves you; love does not exist. Your life will never be awesome; you are a fucking failure. Off yourself and end your pain.
Don't do it.
i shall reroll so i winrar myself
pls win
last roll please make this happen
Eat about 50 Alka Seltzers then chug a liter of coke.
why god why reroll
reroll plox
reroll because i want to see if you can actually kill yourself like this
ROLL
This + Livestream on Youtube or Twitch!
what are you fucking gay?
OP, this guy is lying to you. Pray to Jesus as soon as possible. Jesus loves you. Jesus does exist. Jesus is awesome and you'll be too if you believe in him. You need Jesus. Get off the internet and pray.
Choke yourself to death by sticking your head into a really fat chicks butthole!
reroll
Reroll
here you go faggot
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Based as fuck, don't kill yourself OP, there's never been a man like you, and there never will be again. You're unique, and awesome in your own way. Don't kill yourself just because some beta faggots and temporary problems are bringing you down. At least wait a year, and all of your problems will end.
I'll give this one last try.
go to Vegas then drink yourself to death
Roll
>cure every type of cancer
>smoke happily
>accidentally swallow cigarette
>suffocate
>die as retard, be remembered as hero
You're welcome.
Kill yourself by getting your shit together and letting the age do trick... Works every time
Do a flip
Ye
Stream it
chop off dick and balls with butcher knife and bleed to death on cam
Reroll
roll
Trips?
rolling
light yourself on fire
lmao thisss!!! roll
furry gay porn overdose!
Quads?
this i guess
rolling so hard rn
reroll, god damn it
roll!
Die of old age
or this
roll i guess
shout "allahu akbar" at airport
going to have to roll
awesome idea user rolling
this
I feel the trips coming for this solution
going to have to roll to this i guess
Buttchug booze til you die from alcohol poisoning
quick roll
crush balls in vice then hang yourself
Old age
LOL roll
See, the problem with this is that he'd have no balls to carry out till the end.
Kill yourself by living life at the fullest for 50 years then flinging yourself off a tall building
This
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Twist a certain great, amazing, fabulous persons nipples.....
with a bang
Eat your own shit untill you dont have any more shit and you die
rollagain
Become Andy 6's personal log-gobbler
schoolshooting finished with suicide by cop
op stream already
Die of old age. Kek wills it
look dude, I'm not gonna say do/not do it.
But hear me out, I was living in a so-so country, I was thinking about moving to another one would cure me, so I did, and you know what it's all the same.
Where ever you go, you'll be the same if you don't change your mindset. I know it's really hard to do so, you have to try and try.
Studying/working/beingacocksucker just to get enough money to pay the bills, everything is in deepshit.
But you know what, I make some coffee, grab a few pieces of toast and listen to some music. oldies but goldies, I feel like I don't need anyone, I'm the one who can survive.
tldr just keep trying, and meanwhile find something that drives you.
Try to assassinate a public figure
Live a full filling life
Death by spooning
Do a really cool flip into the ocean and die.
this
OD on commercial marijuana.
I believe in you, user.