Im so FUCKING SICK of everything!

im so FUCKING SICK of everything!
Trips decides how i FUCKING kill myself tonight

beat your head repeatedly with a stale baguette

Rube Goldberg machine

Ram cucumbers up your butthole till you explode

starve yourself while you watch Teen Mom

hold your breathe as long as you can if that dont work you dont really want to die.
but you could try underwater if a tub it has..

This

Don't, not worth it. Shit could get better, you gotta make changes though.

Pick some random on the street and frame the shit out of him for your murder. Like, stalk him for weeks to learn his habits and gain access to all his shit. You'll need to provide him with the means, motive, and opportunity to kill you, while keeping him completely in the dark. Good luck, user, and godspeed

I also Request video feed.

Shove a baguette up your ass

chairs and sand

Run into the next mosque, cry alua snackbar and Mohammed was a gay goat cock suckung pedofile

This will most likely cause nothing.... Boring shit user.

cut off foot and rub bleeding stump into medica waste, don't let it heal over so it turns gangrenous and you die.

buy an airsoft gun
spraypaint the tip black
leak ip and have somebody swat you
stand aiming at your front door and wait
they'll see you have a gun and shoot you immediately

Start a fight in the hood

Stream it

depends on the mosque I guess. Instant kill in countries like Pakistan or Bangladesh or indonesia where ppl are killed for insulting islam all the time.

Maybe he should bring some ham to and some burning quurans - just to be sure.

Ok, fair point. I was just assuming the OP was from a western country. Why? Dunno, brain fart, I guess.

burn yourself to death, also don't forget to strem it , ON YOUTUBE

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Dont do it man. Your family and friends love you, and whatever the he'll you're going through will pass. Your life is going to be fucking awesome, as long as you don't kill yourself and work at it.

Good old fork in the socket..

Off a bridge you go

jump off building, livestream it on periscope of something

re rolio

OP, this guy is lying to you. Kill yourself as soon as possible. No one loves you; love does not exist. Your life will never be awesome; you are a fucking failure. Off yourself and end your pain.

Don't do it.

i shall reroll so i winrar myself

pls win

last roll please make this happen

Eat about 50 Alka Seltzers then chug a liter of coke.

why god why reroll

reroll plox

reroll because i want to see if you can actually kill yourself like this

ROLL

This + Livestream on Youtube or Twitch!

what are you fucking gay?

OP, this guy is lying to you. Pray to Jesus as soon as possible. Jesus loves you. Jesus does exist. Jesus is awesome and you'll be too if you believe in him. You need Jesus. Get off the internet and pray.

Choke yourself to death by sticking your head into a really fat chicks butthole!

reroll

Reroll

here you go faggot

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Based as fuck, don't kill yourself OP, there's never been a man like you, and there never will be again. You're unique, and awesome in your own way. Don't kill yourself just because some beta faggots and temporary problems are bringing you down. At least wait a year, and all of your problems will end.

I'll give this one last try.

go to Vegas then drink yourself to death

Roll

>cure every type of cancer
>smoke happily
>accidentally swallow cigarette
>suffocate
>die as retard, be remembered as hero
You're welcome.

Kill yourself by getting your shit together and letting the age do trick... Works every time

Do a flip

Ye

Stream it

chop off dick and balls with butcher knife and bleed to death on cam

Reroll

roll

Trips?

rolling

light yourself on fire

lmao thisss!!! roll

furry gay porn overdose!

Quads?

this i guess

rolling so hard rn

reroll, god damn it

roll!

Die of old age

or this

roll i guess

shout "allahu akbar" at airport

going to have to roll

awesome idea user rolling

this

I feel the trips coming for this solution

going to have to roll to this i guess

Buttchug booze til you die from alcohol poisoning

quick roll

crush balls in vice then hang yourself

Old age

LOL roll

See, the problem with this is that he'd have no balls to carry out till the end.

Kill yourself by living life at the fullest for 50 years then flinging yourself off a tall building

This

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Twist a certain great, amazing, fabulous persons nipples.....

with a bang

Eat your own shit untill you dont have any more shit and you die

rollagain

Become Andy 6's personal log-gobbler

schoolshooting finished with suicide by cop

op stream already

Die of old age. Kek wills it

look dude, I'm not gonna say do/not do it.

But hear me out, I was living in a so-so country, I was thinking about moving to another one would cure me, so I did, and you know what it's all the same.
Where ever you go, you'll be the same if you don't change your mindset. I know it's really hard to do so, you have to try and try.
Studying/working/beingacocksucker just to get enough money to pay the bills, everything is in deepshit.
But you know what, I make some coffee, grab a few pieces of toast and listen to some music. oldies but goldies, I feel like I don't need anyone, I'm the one who can survive.

tldr just keep trying, and meanwhile find something that drives you.

Try to assassinate a public figure

Live a full filling life

Death by spooning

Do a really cool flip into the ocean and die.

this

OD on commercial marijuana.
I believe in you, user.