Welcome to literal paradise.
>low taxes and still has better social services and healthcare than almost all european countries
>lax gun laws and is safer than every european country except iceland
>an actu right wing party in power (SVP) tells the refugees to fuck off daily
wtf I love switzerland now
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they still have a lot of arabs, albanians, ex-yu, blacks etc.
>"wtf im literally shaking right now why do they have these racist lax laws ahmed and jamal need to feel safe"
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The great majority of foreigners are European nationals. Most of their Mudslimes are from ex-yu and thus tend to be far more secular thanks to commie rule for decades.
Also legal euthanasia.
its basicly novi ex yu and new albania combined
Meme rankings aside, Austria is better to live in
Lichtenstein is much better, in fact
uri best canton
I wanna be Swiss.
I want to live in a cabin up in the mountains.
I want to own a gun.
I want to yodel.
I want a pet cow.
Swisterland is nice. But for some reason I prefer Austria. Lichtenstein is pretty comfy. Mostly chill people and old people :^)
you know that life there is very expensive, right? food, services, healthcare... literally everything
When you're walking on a street in the northeast of Switzerland, the young people you see are almost all yugoslavs, only old people are swiss.
There are even towns there, where the majority are foreigners. The other part consists mainly of secondos...
But I guess its much better in other parts of Switzerland.
That feel when no any possibilities to move to Lichtenstein... I love peaceful and quiet countries. Also Luxembourg is nice
switzerland is not a real country anyway, so it's not so bad that's it's overrun by slavshits. better slavshits than (middle eastern) muzzies
Why do I have a german flag?
I dont use a proxy??
There is no way 5% of our population is foreigner.
try 1-1.5%
I presume swiss numbers are higher because getting their citizenship is hard as fuck even if you are born there.
is it true that Spain is full of Latinos and Romanians now? SAD!
Switzerland is 7 (SEVEN) times older than your colony-country. Type in googe: " *nation* founded "
they like sudacas in Spain so they aren't considered "foreigners" there. Romanians they hate, for reasons that should be obvious.
>>an actu right wing party in power (SVP) tells the refugees to fuck off daily
im pretty sure its bs, they have their own load of shitskins and immigrants anyway
Charlemagne founded the framework for France and Germany centuries before that. My country is Britain, which is also centuries older than babby-tier 700 year history of Switzerland
They voted to restrict immigration. They are also extremely strict with their welfare unlike Cuckmany.
Just imagine, all you have to do to become Switzerland is being neutral and stop drone striking children and familys and no more 'preventive interventions'. Are you sure that you can do that Merica?
And you need to stop shitting up other countries with your nonstop no limit rapefugee policy.
Naa I don't want to be switerland. All bow down to Empress Merkel of the EU Reich
Ridiculous mental gymnastics
>actually have laws and regulations in place
nice
>The great majority of foreigners are European nationals.
top kek
Didn't you hear? Switzerland has been occupied by Germany for not taking enough refugees.
>they like sudacas in Spain
We don't like sudacas, they just integrate almost immediately because they already speak the language and are catholics at least in name.
>an actu right wing party in power (SVP) tells the refugees to fuck off daily
no m8, they back up on all their immigrant focused initiatives, svp a shit, never do well in the city cantons which actually prop up the inbreds in the rural areas
FDP masterrace reporting in
Are 3rd world people accepted in Switzerland?
Those laws are looser than California, New York, New Jersey, Hawaii, Massachusetts, and Maryland you tard.
>top kek
Go read up on the statistics regarding foreign nationals in Switzerland you piss-drinking moron.
They can't even carry senpai
Zurich, Geneva and Basel are leftist trash and where the Mudslimes congregate. They also have the highest rates of violent crime.
The best cantons are comfy, white rural ones like Uri and Graubunden.
same
FDP is pretty good too.
>The initiative foresees that guns can no longer be kept at home, but must be stored at the arsenal (Zeughaus) instead, that possession of a gun should be linked to a screening of the ability and necessity of the gunholder, and that all guns should be registered. Left-wing parties (SP, Greens, CSP) and the GLP are mostly in favour of the proposal, with right-wing parties (SVP, FDP, CVP, BDP) opposed
>Left-wing parties (SP, Greens, CSP) and the GLP are mostly in favour of the proposal, with right-wing parties (SVP, FDP, CVP, BDP) opposed
Really made me think
I wouldn't call it a right-wing party though. To me they're the middle-ground between conservatives and leftists. They also tend to "switch" sides depending on the subject.
if you have money
>Judging a political party on gun control policy
You need to stop imposing American problematics to the rest of the world.
Wikipedia says it's center-right.
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Why not? Right-wing parties are the most pro-gun rights. If a party in Switzerland seeks to maintain their gun rights, that's a good thing.
I'm pretty sure most swiss really don't give a shit about guns.
Switzerland is just not like what someone who never left Alabama would think of it.
>they don't care
Please don't talk about subjects you have no idea about. Sport-shooting is very popular in Switzerland. They have a massive sport-shooting festival every year.
Evidently the Swiss care about their gun rights that they rejected gun control that was being pushed by leftist parties.
>le alabama maymay
I don't live in the south and Swiss gun laws are laxer than multiple states.
True but their laws are better than Czech ones.
where does it say that? I mean it's not entirely wrong, but considering that they mostly voted against the mass immigration initiative means it's also not entirely right.
On the right bar.
>Political position Centre-right[2][3][4]
Swiss people barely have more guns than others europeans although its much easier to get them there. Although they have more liberal gun laws compared to most American states, they have only half the guns per capita. Swiss people don't care nearly as much about guns as Americans do so the chink is right.
damn, I never check/read those boxes on the right
btw how come liberalism in the USA is basically the opposite of liberalism in Europe? Or is it just that somehow the word lost its meaning over there?
Europe means economically liberal.
Burgers mean socially liberal.
in USA: liberal = social liberty
in europe: liberal = economic liberty.
Europeans use the word "social" when Americans would use the word "liberal" because socialism has a bad reputation in America because of muh commies.
now I get it, thanks
No, not really. We just make a license which is as easy as drivers license to get and then we can just buy stuff and actually use it to defend ourselves.
They have a much more guns than Gercucks. I never said Switzerland cared about guns to the same degree Americans do. They care about them enough to tell the EU to fuck off over their gun grabbing proposal.
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So you and the gook are wrong.
Did you not read the infograph? Bolt action rifles in Switzerland and double barrel shotguns don't even require a license. The WES which is required for all other types of guns takes literally two weeks on average to get.
Switzerland was really nice but when I went to Basel it was like the Hell version of switzerland. Ugly buildings, grey everywhere, cloudy sky etc.
Basel being a city centered around pharmaceutical companies and industries, it's not surprising that the outskirts are heavily industrialized.
Yeah, so? Our license usually takes 1 to 2 weeks to get after you finish the tests.
And I'm really supposed to be impressed by free access to fugg shit?
fudd*
>lax gun laws
not really, they don't even get to keep ammo anymore. Czech Republic has the best gun laws in Europe.
they lost their true language (Rumantsch), it's so sad
I hope Rumantsch will be the only one official language of Switzerland
>don't even get to keep ammo anymore
State does not PROVIDE US with ammo anymore.
Its more benefitical to speak german, english, french or italian. Its easier to milk money from foreigners that way.
my bad. Are you allowed to defend yourself though? That's the real question.
would you learn your true language - Rumantsch?
People in Graubuden still speak Rumantsch.
The beauty of Switzerland is that it's not uniform.
Swiss German is not uniform and you have various dialects, every cantons, sometimes every valley has its own accent.
It's extremely difficult to get a permit to carry.
Self defense has to be proportionnate. If someone threatens your life or your sexual integrity then yes you can defend yourself.
Otherwise no, we can't shoot people only because they are trespassing.
20% of people aren't citizens, eventually the citizens will be a minority which is essentially aristocracy, which leads to revolution and eventual rights for those foreigners.
They should have stayed out of EU for real instead of technically.
Switzerland will fall. Glory to the Union.
eh not perfect but I'll take that over "get a life bin that knife". Bravo, Schweiz.
Fuck off back to Sup Forums, ignorant manchild.
Age isn't relevant, you fucking tard.
there's literally nothing Sup Forums about this thread, fuck off newcancer
>a litter bin rhymery will never turn your life around
reminder that americans realy only like swiss because of lax gun laws in europe. they will lie about other reasons, because in reality americans are singular people
americans are not your friends. turn them away at the door
i imagined stalin saying this
This Ruskie is right.
>tfw the only thing I think about from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed is guns
How can one post be so irrefutable?
swiss vacationing in france here, i hate it when fatties act buddy-buddy with us as if we're on their team vs the world on gun issues
so you're some sort of city hipsters?
pretty sure in america you can move to some wilderness and you wouldn't be bothered by anyone
if you like rural that much why don't you do that?
oh yeah? you seem very knowledgeable about ch, have you lived here for years/decades?
fuck off with your overexaggerated bs,
we don't care about guns at all, esp if they involve politics
and getting guns is not as easy as buying grocery like you make it out to be
why the fuck do you burgers talk on behalf of us as if you're swiss?
Fuck off, kraut
>let me tell you about your country
Proof that you can be a Tax Haven and still be successful.
You need to jump through more hoops to get a gun in the Czech Republic.
>frogshit
Fuck off. Frogfaggot areas in Switzerland are most leftist and anti-gun. Stay upset your shitty gun grabbing attempts failed. French cantons are a cancer.
>we don't care about guns at all
Factually wrong. Maybe the French cantons don't. Did you not need the link I posted where Switzerland told the EU to fuck off over their gun control proposal?
>flag
oh noooo, I have to take a test on gun laws and first aid, then shoot the gun on 10 meters and then field strip the gun, oh nooooo how horrible and prohibiting
This is roughly accurate, basically in the US right now you have Democrats (liberal on social issues, socialist on economic issues) and Republicans (conservative on social issues, liberal on economic issues), other views exist (mostly "libertarians," who are liberal both socially and fiscally) but they don't have much political representation
Swissboo BTFO
>more hoops to jump through
lmao
Not even close retard. I already acknowledged you couldn't carry way before that post
>you can't own ammo
Nice lies.
Self defense culture is an integral part of the modern American gun movement, Swiss-style laws would be anathema to them and you despite your pretending otherwise.
Can you seriously fuck off and stop posting this nonsense you've been spamming for years? You're just a muh German heritage poster who obsesses over Switzerland because they're mostly Germanic and somebody told you they're gun nuts like you are, but the reality is they're not, Switzerland is nothing like the US and you embarrass yourself and the rest of us every time you post this dumb thread
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Geneva and Basel are the most crime ridden shitholes.
Genocide of Frogs in Switzerland when? They are filthy socialist cunts who vote for the SPS.
You are projecting. I don't even own guns for self-defense you dumb leftist cretin. I don't care if you can carry or not because I don't even carry guns in public in the first place.
Are you upset that a country with much laxer laws than Spicfornia or Jew York is also one of the safest in the world? That it goes against the very fiber of your beliefs?
Kill yourself.
>muh heritage
Nah, I bring up Swiss gun laws because it triggers people like you.
The swiss are not white
Hehehe
Swiss are crypto Asians like the Finns and Hung Aryans
Proof: dailymail.co.uk
theparliamentmagazine.eu
>t-they don't care about gun laws!
How much are you getting BTFO?
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this is not a flag of andorra.