One chance in life

>one chance in life
>born in the savage and uncivilized part of Asia

>one chance at life
>5'4''

grandad got PTSD from Vietnam

>one chance in life
>born in a gook-spic-amerifat hybrid country

>one chance in life
>not french

:(

this
>not a French mathematical prodigy dominating the Ecole Superieure, adding to its prestigious list of Field's Medalists
>Not bantering autistic Cedric Villani across the hall like Feynmann did with Gell-Mann

>One chance in life
>got Asperger syndrome

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South isn't so bad. Where are you at?

Mathematician > Physicist > Chemist > Engineer > Biologist > Doctor > Gender Studies > Political Science/Philosophy

Also nice Iphone cuck

t. fucked a prostitute in saigon and now thinks he knows vietnam

>tfw will never be as witty or edgy as Sartre, Celine or Camus

>Not South Asia
>Not Middle East

You rolled alright, worse then east Asia but better then Central

Nice try, but Philosophy is nowhere near Mathematics in god-tierness

>inb4 but it had its origins in philoshophy? What about mathematical philosophy?!

The South, actually it is still pretty bad, but i like the way it is.

see

Actually Vietnam is pretty decent, and constantly improving.
By the time you are old, I am sure Vietnam will be a first world country

see Rekt

>one chance in life
>not born in america

I got an STD from Vietnam.

mathematics is for nerds lmoa

Got the whole holiday package I see, come here if you want more

Reported to local uni math club. Enjoy being kamikazed by the calculating Asians.

A big middle income trap is waiting for us. Malaysia and Thailand already fell for it.

>A big middle income trap is waiting for us.
Elaborate please

what?

It is the state that Brazil and Mexico are currently at, they have bigger income than third world countries, but could not become first world.

Its too late to be first world cunt, any local business will be gobbled up and the locals stuck at manufacturing phase since the R&D is moved to the home country of the buyer with at most advancing to middle instead of high tech value added stuff.
Our local tyre industry was already eaten by Continental for example.
Sucks to be stuck as client state.

Are you sure you are stuck there? Maybe it is just a phase and high quality jobs will come to your countries eventually?

>one chance at life
>167 centimetres

167 is an ok height for a girl

it's not fair

pls be my gf(male)

That requires reform to the rote learning system which will take some decades to see its effects.
Outside forces is also at play here, for example our Lynas rare earth plant meant to break China's monopoly faced opposition from 'enviromentalist' despite being certified by UN nuclear body.
Tourism which makes 10% of the GDP also took a hit after MH370 and MH17 right after a bizzare pirate invasion.
Tough times now but not something that will kill us yet.

Oh I see.
Well I wish you the best and hope that you soon will become a fellow first world country

>fellow

171cm here, whats your problem?

hello Fatima

Just come to Czechia man, I like you people. Bring some qts tho.

fix your flag Manuel, NOW

delet this

I would visit as a tourist, but i don't want to be an immigrant.

>one chance at being Australian
>born in a little bumfuck town in the south west of this massive country nowhere near civilisation
>still live here
>my internet comes via satellite
>we get parcels delivered once every 2 weeks

why not?

I like it here better, i'm in the middle class and not so poor.

do you feel safe there?

Yes, very.

then why do you create this whine thread?

Because i love my homeland, and while people can be poor, i have a close feeling to them. And i'm not actually whine anywhere.

Isn't the countryside still full of mines and agent Orange?

I live in the countryside, no bomb here. What you think of is the mountainous areas, where noone lives.

good for you.
I would love to visit Vietnam someday, but I heard that you have a very high air moisture

It's called the equator, Hans. All of the countries near it are humid as fuck and if you didn't grow up there or live there for a long time you will sweat like an American walking 100m from the car to the inside of a mcdonalds to complain your drive thru order is wrong

>100m

exactly how big is a maccas parking lot lad?

>one chance at life
>not born french

Sorry I messed up by adding an extra 0 there m8

Bump

You still on bro? 6155 here

>one chance in life
>born in Italy

>one chance in life
>born in f*nland

Should have let us win.

>One chance at life
>5'8" and not white

t. android poorfag

ameri

SHART

ameri what

eggs fridge ketchup shoes house kinder eggs shart

cANO

SWEDEN

Meh

american't

Checked

SHAAAART

shots?

>be ameri
>get YELLOWSTONED

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fuck off nigger gypsy

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>tfw off by one
FUCK YOU

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O shart can you poo, by the shart's early shite,
What so shartly we hailed at the feces last shart,
Whose broad sharts and bright sharts through the perilous shite,
O'er the ramparts we sharted, down the leg so gallantly streaming?
And the turtles head, the bombs bursting in arse,
Gave proof through the night that our defecation was still there;
O say does that shart-spangled banner yet shart
O'er the shart of the shart and the shart shart shart shart?

What about biochemists?

>Please rise for the Farty Shith Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemericack, Toilet Bog Fart!

can someone give me a quick rundown on these digits?

My sides

Oh my fucking jesus chryste

Someone get off that 1000+ parasites from us

THOSE DIGITS

>one chance in life
>born in easymode: the country
>still fail at life
>also a manlet

Nils?

Nope

My M9 on stock nougat runs circles around the IPhone 7 Plus and it's two years old, heck my old S4 on CM13 was competitive

I admit Apple has the best chip engineers in the business, a smoothly performing locked down OS, but that's it. They are absolute crooks and have even began replicating Android innovations while dazzling clueless iSheep

A 200 dollar Moto X Style or even Redmi Note shames them

Okej, för känner en Nils som är kort och har inte klarat gymnasiet...Tycker synd om honom.

> one chance at life
>makes the best of it despite not being particularly intelligent, below average looking, no degree and not having any male role models.

>one chance at get
>off by one

That's what I thought. Meme Magick was almost activated.

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ameri ameri

kan klava santeri

ameri ameri

vakna lagomt i beri

ameri ameri

dygn santa veri

>one chance at life
>parents fed me garbage and made me a fatty

>one chance at life
>born icelandic canadian

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AMERIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

GET SH