My dog just swallowed a lot of lamp oil and I'm the only one at home who's giving a shit about it. What do I do?
My dog just swallowed a lot of lamp oil and I'm the only one at home who's giving a shit about it. What do I do?
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make your dog vomit
Take him outside so he can eat grass. They do it if they need to vomit. Call a vet and get advice.
Take him to the vet you fucking mongoloid
Dog will die if no vet
shake it out
Put your dick in the dog
get a bucket of hot water
and rags
and a mop
not so long from now you will find out what lamp oil does to a dogs digestive system
I'm a basement dweller. If I were living alone I would have taken my dog to the vet right away, but that's not the case.
My dad called a vet and they told him just to give my dog some Losec.
get a new dog
wank the dog off and drink its jizz
why don't you have a lamp that runs on electricity?
stick a piece of string up its ass and light it
We use that lamp oil for an old lamp we keep for when there's a blackout or shit like that.
This, the dog might not die. But be prepared for lots of effluvia.
I've got 4 of them. it's pretty common. Which is why you can buy lamp oil easily.
wait til the dog shit then use the diarrhea to give your mom an oily massage
on her tits
Kek. Underrated
Set fire to it, it'll burn for ages, high speed lamp!
Kek
Get a new dog.