My dog just swallowed a lot of lamp oil and I'm the only one at home who's giving a shit about it. What do I do?

My dog just swallowed a lot of lamp oil and I'm the only one at home who's giving a shit about it. What do I do?

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make your dog vomit

Take him outside so he can eat grass. They do it if they need to vomit. Call a vet and get advice.

Take him to the vet you fucking mongoloid

Dog will die if no vet

shake it out

Put your dick in the dog

get a bucket of hot water
and rags
and a mop

not so long from now you will find out what lamp oil does to a dogs digestive system

I'm a basement dweller. If I were living alone I would have taken my dog to the vet right away, but that's not the case.
My dad called a vet and they told him just to give my dog some Losec.

get a new dog

wank the dog off and drink its jizz

why don't you have a lamp that runs on electricity?

make him vomit

give him hydrogen peroxide

louis ck approves
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stick a piece of string up its ass and light it

We use that lamp oil for an old lamp we keep for when there's a blackout or shit like that.

This, the dog might not die. But be prepared for lots of effluvia.

I've got 4 of them. it's pretty common. Which is why you can buy lamp oil easily.

wait til the dog shit then use the diarrhea to give your mom an oily massage

on her tits

Kek. Underrated

Set fire to it, it'll burn for ages, high speed lamp!

Kek

Get a new dog.